Ask a short message joke, which can make girls happy! Not yellow or vulgar.

There are three children sitting in front of the clinic-a big boy, a little boy and a girl. The nurse asked, what's the matter, little friend? Big boy: I swallowed a glass ball. The nurse asked the other one, and you? Girl: That glass ball is mine. The nurse asked again, what about you? Little boy: I will play next!

The boy said to the girl, "I fell in love with you the first time I saw you!" " The girl asked strangely, "When did you first see me?" The boy quickly explained, "It was a school day. I saw you and your family come to school. The skirt you are wearing is very beautiful! " ! ! "The girl was furious:" I didn't wear a skirt that day, but my mother did! " "

A new foreigner lives next door to a friend. One night, a foreigner knocked at the door for help and said, "My TV is broken and I can't change the channel." The buddy looked down at his watch and said calmly, "It will be like this on TV all over the country from 7: 00 to 7: 30 in the evening."

The 4.7-year-old niece insisted on taking a bath with the 20-year-old adult and said, "Aunt, why are your breasts so small?" I sweated wildly: "Not small, how small!" My little niece gave me a pathetic look and said, "Nothing, mine is very small ~"

The Arab student sent an email to his father: "Dad, Berlin is a good place. People here are very friendly. But I'm a little embarrassed to go to school. When everyone else goes to school by subway, I will drive a pure gold Mercedes. " Dad wrote back: "son, I transferred 200 million dollars to you." Don't embarrass me, go and buy a subway! "

6. When I first entered school, the whole class introduced themselves. A male student stepped onto the platform: "My name is Wang Peng, from Beijing. I love playing chess! " Then I went down. The next one is a girl. Shyly, she stepped onto the platform and introduced herself with trepidation: "My name is Shakuyaku ...". . .

... too much