Urgent, urgent!!! Who has a shocking New Year text message! ! !

Don’t say I’m ruthless, but I did send a dime text message anyway. I didn’t hesitate to waste the battery power and risk my life by electromagnetic wave radiation. I didn’t consider the consequences of this. Happy New Year to you! Happy New Year!

I wish you a happy new year. I will chase you with good things. I will pay attention to you. I will pay attention to you. I will avoid you when I am sick. I will give you way by the train. I will avoid you on the plane. My lover will love you deeply. I will stay away from pain. You, I am happy to follow you and everything will go with you!

Don’t move! Raise your hands, stand on the left if you know someone, stand on the right if you don’t know, and stand in the middle if you want to laugh. What about you? Put down your phone quickly, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen to me carefully: I wish you a happy new year. I haven’t met you on New Year’s Day and New Year’s Eve. I haven’t made an appointment for late-night snacks and morning tea. I haven’t had company before or after the holidays. We are not destined to meet and reunite for the time being, but our thoughts and dreams are infinite. 匌

There is a surprise after I read it in one breath: I wish you five blessings, six or six, good fortune, a colorful life, majesty on all sides, unity in one heart, perfection in all aspects, a hundred years of happiness, good luck, destiny, and wealth. Happy New Year and I give you a carefully prepared New Year gift! Wrapped with colorful moods, loaded with colorful blessings, wrapped with sweet expectations, filled with festive joy and happiness, and delivered with auspicious snowflakes. 凨

The imperial edict arrives: By God’s blessing, the emperor summons and says: Since you owed me thirty cents during the New Year last year and have not paid it yet, I will punish you not to poop for three days, and you are not allowed to take any paper with you when you poop. Liu Daizhi was no more than three feet tall, and he was suffocated until he died! I admire this and get the paper!

There is something I have never dared to say to you, but if I don’t say it in the new year, I won’t have the chance: You are really annoying - (pleasant) people like it, and I can’t stand it! Finally, I would like to add another sentence - Happy New Year!

During the Spring Festival, you will have a strong wind of money, a heavy rain of banknotes, a hail of gold and silver, a few knots of diamond ice, a long emerald tree, hanging pearls of frost, and agate fruits. Be careful to get hit! Happy Chinese New Year!

On New Year’s Eve, there are constant cheers; I’m bothered by phone calls and it’s inconvenient; I send you text messages to say New Year’s greetings, which fulfill my wish; I wish you and your family good health; a happy life and more money in the new year; and I wish you an early New Year’s greetings. , avoid busy lines!

If you are alone now, I wish you a Happy New Year; if you are two people, I wish you a Happy New Year; if you are a group of people, please tell me where you are. At the beginning

If having money is also a mistake, I wish you make the same mistake again and again! Happy New Year!

One pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck will always follow you; three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good fortune will never be separated from you; five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, will bring wealth into your pocket; With seven jins of grapes and eight jins of oranges, may all your wishes come true; with nine jins of mangoes and ten jins of melons, may you be happy and bloom in the Year of the Tiger. Out

Solemn declaration: This text message has never been forwarded or seen. The packaging is simple and sincere. It is original and genuine. Any reproduction will be investigated. Any similarity is purely coincidental. Happy Year of the Tiger!

I want to call you so much. I want to hear your nonsense. It’s a pity that you are overpaid. Fortunately, I can answer text messages. I’m a fool. Send a heart-warming text message, let's hope it won't blow him up, let alone commit heroic suicide.

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Turn the sand of the Sahara into wealth, the water of the Pacific Ocean into blessings, and the peaks of the Himalayas into longevity. I give it as a New Year gift. I wish you a prosperous new year of wealth, blessings, and good health!

The cutest text message this year: Those who receive it will never be fired, those who read it will become successful, those who save it will have a sweet love, those who delete it will have good luck, and forward it to everyone. People's salaries will skyrocket!

I express my gratitude to you with the warmth of boiled mutton, the passion of poaching fish with a knife, the deliciousness of boiled shrimps, the sweetness of Kaigu meat, the breadth of ramen strips, and the breadth of frozen dough bread. Sincere blessings, I wish you happiness and happiness in the new year!

Oh my god, it’s too blue! The sea is too salty! Life is so difficult! Work is so boring! I am destined to be with you; I miss you so much that I lose sleep; seeing you is too far away; oh, what can I do? I miss you so much that I can’t eat with chopsticks or swallow my bowl! Happy Chinese New Year!

In the new year, I wish my friends: it’s good to have more and less money all the time; it’s good to have good people and ugly people; it’s good to be healthy when you’re old and young; it’s good to be poor and rich but harmonious. ; Just understand all the troubles; just live a peaceful life!

I hold Harry Potter’s magic wand in my hand and pray sincerely: I want to turn all the joy into cream, knead all the blessings into chocolate, and make eternal happiness into a cake... Fuck you! Happy New Year!

In the new year, I am determined to do three major things for the people of the country: 1. Build an elevator for Mount Everest; 2. Lay ceramic tiles on the Great Wall; 3. Install reverse gears on airplanes; do three things Little things: 1. Wear gloves for flies; 2. Wear masks for mosquitoes; 3. Feed you feed. Tribulation

There are great gifts during the Spring Festival, and surprises are waiting for you. Just edit the text message "I want to treat you to dinner" to 138XXXXXXXX (of course it is the number of the guy who sent the text message), and you will have the opportunity to get the genius' autograph and take a photo with you. This opportunity is rare, so act quickly!

From now on, I will only love you and dote on you. I will not lie to you. I will do everything I promise you. I will tell you. Every word I say is sincere. If I don’t bully you, hit you, or scold you, just believe me. Happy New Year~

The new law has been revised. Starting from the Spring Festival in the Year of the Tiger, it is illegal for women to wear bras and underwear... Because wearing a bra is a crime of sexual intercourse, and wearing underwear is a crime of covering up. crime. Nagi's wearing underwear is even more serious. Nagi is guilty of harboring firearms and ammunition. Nagi is still smiling, but Kai doesn't want to take it off!

Wine: When poured into a cup, it looks like water. When you drink it, you will be troubled in your stomach. You will stumble when you walk. You will quarrel when you get home. You will become impotent just by crawling into bed. You will regret it when you wake up the next day. Have you drank during the Spring Festival?

My wife is my home, and my lover is my flowers; I give my salary to my family, and my bonus buys flowers; I go home when I am sick, and I look at the flowers when I feel better; I hope you will remember to come home often in the new year. , but don’t forget to water the flowers. Don’t

The important task of the post-90s generation is to create the post-09 generation. Brother Chi, I wish you a happy Spring Festival and a successful new year!

Sisters, I wish you all a happy New Year. In the New Year of 2010, I hope you will find a boyfriend who is like EXCEL - hide if you want, filter if you want, delete if you want, delete if you want. Happy, Lianghe, I won’t save it if I don’t return it. Stool

New Year is here! I wish my career will continue to develop like Marxism, my charisma will shine like Mao Zedong Thought, my money and the Three Represents will keep pace with the times, and I wish you a happy New Year!

New Year, New Year, "New Wave" trend, creating SMS and MMS with integrity - I wish you a happy "Xin" year, a "money" like a bright future, a "wealth" like the East China Sea, and a cool "thin" than Nanshan!

Four great blessings: Booking a New Year’s Eve dinner on New Year’s Eve, catching a taxi when you go out, getting lucky money when you visit someone’s house, and having a holiday from the first day to the fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year; I wish you good fortune, partial wealth, windfall, and abundant wealth. Rolling; family love, friendship, personal love, condensed love and wishful thinking!

I bought two pounds of fashion, three pounds of romance from Huaihai Road, eight pounds of happiness, and a ton of care from the bottom of my heart.

A New Year gift for you!

I heard that angels like to eat chestnut cakes, so I bought some and put them on the windowsill. After watching for half the night, I finally kidnapped an angel with a bed sheet, made a wish to the angel and said: "Hope is here." Happy New Year to the person reading the text message!

The Spring Festival is here, and the State Council has issued five prohibitions: It is forbidden to pretend to be busy and ignore me, it is forbidden to make a fortune and forget about me, it is forbidden not to help me when I am in trouble, and it is forbidden not to eat. Call me, don’t miss me when you are free! Happy Chinese New Year