Which man of god summed up the joke?

1, a man likes a girl for a long time, but he has never found a chance to say it. He usually talks little. On March 8th Women's Day, he just saw the girl buckle on the Internet. A person pondered for a long time and nervously issued "Happy March 8"! After a while, the girl replied, "Go out. . . "2. Women's March 8th wishes: First, take a day off, and if you work overtime, you will get three times your salary. Then cinemas and tourist attractions will be open to women free of charge, while housework will be contracted by men. Husband or boyfriend should accompany shopping unconditionally and pay the bill, and offenders will be prosecuted. Of course, you can stay out at night, and you can't talk back when you scold men. Women are exempt from driving in violation of traffic laws. . . Of course, it would be great if it could be stipulated in law. Ready to sing: get up, woman who doesn't want to be a yellow-faced woman, use her husband's money to build the Great Wall in our hearts. When middle-aged women arrive, at the most dangerous time, every woman is forced to make the last roar: buy a bag! Buy shoes! Buy mink! Let's unite as one, move forward, move forward, move forward towards the devil's goal! Because the leader is a woman, there is a big banquet on March 8. The female leader came over to strike up a conversation with a male subordinate in high spirits, and the audience burst into laughter! W: How sunny the sun is outside the window. Man: The woman has a meeting today. Women: Without women, there is no humanity. Men's cowardice is right: no one is completely in vain. . . 5. On March 8th Women's Day, the wife said to her daughter, "Mom's holiday is here, don't you bless her?" . The daughter said: "I wish my mother more and more young, more and more beautiful and more and more rich." The daughter said, "I wish you everything you lack anyway!" " "6. Female: Happy March 8th ~ Male: I'm not a woman. Woman: Although you are not a woman, you are 38. March 8th Women's Day Selected Humorous SMS Welcome March 8th Alternative Story March 8th Women's Day Humorous SMS Send Blessing March 8th Women's Day Humorous SMS Funny SMS The explosion of March 8th Women's Day took place. ..