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Disgusting love words

There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take my eyes off you. Miss, please give it back to me! What! My heart, you took it away with your eyes! Sorry, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? Look at his/her clothes label. When they say, "What are you doing?" The answer just depends on whether you are made in heaven or not. Or just to see if you are my number. You are so warm, even the plastic in my underwear has been melted by you. Is your father a thief? No. Then how can he steal the bright stars and put them in your eyes? (Be prepared if they answer you "yes") May I ask you the way? Get there? Into your heart. When I don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall. Only my lonely figure comments: loser, turn on the light when sleeping. If living is God's greatest mission, then living with you is God's greatest gift to me. Comments: God is so unfair. You are the deepest feeling I can feel in my life! ! Comments: Yes, I just slapped you in the face and looked into your eyes. I saw the sea and the blue sky. I see a bright future! ! Comments: Well, the movie is over, please leave. I can't think of any reason to keep me alive except loving you. Comments: Oh, my God! ! Do you want to kill yourself? ! I swear that I will still love you as much as I do now in 50 years. Comments: Well, let's talk about it in 50 years. If I can't have you in my life, I will hate myself. Comments: I hate it. I miss you every day. Comments: Your squirrel dog has been gone for three months. Maybe I don't have the love like the sun, nor the love like running water. I only know that I love you constantly, and I can comment on you omnipotent. Why? When it comes to the point, don't say it again. Do you know that I'm lonely for you for a hundred years, and a thousand nights love song only sings comments for you: Are you so old? Day and night can't stop our deep thoughts! Comments: Nonsense! How to stop it? I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, which will always illuminate my life comments: there will always be two worlds. You are the one who always supports me when I am in the most difficult time! Comments: I am not a mother. Really, what if I lose you and win the whole world? Comments: I'm not betting that I will always miss you, although we can't have every minute together. Comments: No way, time is fair to everyone. Missing your mood really can't replace comments with one sentence: forget it, you stutter. I thought I could be strong without you. I finally know I can't do it. Comments: So you went to find another one and got it. After knowing you, I found that I can pay a comment so willingly: No wonder people call you an iron rooster to find you in the crowd, just like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If not, I hope to have an afterlife. Comments: I am behind you. May every meteor in the sky shine for you. Comments: What about the moon? Who is it for? Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile, your encouragement and let me face it firmly. Thank you! ! Comments: I can apply for medical supplies. Take care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you. Comments: Say it again, and I will wait until my next life to love you. What you see is the real me! ! Never-ending touching! ! Comments: How dare you run naked? If I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you ~ ~ Comments: Of course not, I have to go to the toilet. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world. Comments: I like this sentence. I just need a harbor where I can rest. Comments: Turn left at the second door downstairs, and the price is reasonable. I don't know when I learned to rely on comments: from the day you were laid off, I remember that I will never change my comments on you, rain or shine. Yesterday, you said that no matter how fat I was, I wouldn't want me. Can I still see it when I'm old? Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world. Why not be the first? I am the happiest person with you! If you are a woman, I believe you have goose bumps all over the floor! If it is a man, I believe you have secretly recited a few words! Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job. If I can rearrange English letters, I will put U and I together. It is raining heavily today. Yes! That's because God is drooling over you. I had a bad day. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me? Disgusting love story 2 1, love is a feeling, even if it is painful, it will feel happy; Love is an experience, even if it is heartbreaking, it will feel sweet; Love is an experience, even if it is broken, it will feel beautiful. 2. Send a message if you like me, call if you like me, and keep silent if you love me! 3, love you, but want nothing, so hard! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, so silly! 4. I really want to hug you tightly and make you feel my heart beat faster because I love you; I really want to hold you tightly and let you feel my shortness of breath, because I love you. Before meeting you, I never knew the feeling of missing and the sweetness of love. Please promise me that this feeling will accompany me for life! 6. Under the flowers of the spring breeze, chickens and ducklings play house. The duckling holds flowers in his hand and sticks them on the chicken's head. You are a chicken, I am a duck, and the duckling misses you like a horse. I don't know how you are today, but my situation is not good. I just feel that you have been buzzing in my mind, left and right, inside and out. Do you miss me? 8. You know what, honey? When we looked at each other, that moment was the most beautiful moment in the world. Even if I were given a village head, I would be wrong! 9. I'm happy and carefree. I'm really infatuated with you. I'm worried about you. I've been very sad. I dare not change my mind. Don't be suspicious. I'm tired of writing it. I'm afraid you're unintentional. 10, it is not easy to say I love you. Send a short message to express my heart. If your heart is rippling, can you reply a message? 1 1. If you are the wheat in the field, I would like to be the cabbage in the field beside you. The snow is like a quilt, so I will sleep next to you. 12, the water in Dongting Lake is green, and our love has just begun; You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three quarters of my heart! 13, I'm full after three meals these days, and sleeping for 15 minutes is enough. Cheeks are sunken and eyes are protruding. When I speak, others can't understand me. It's all love's fault