Kneeling: the funniest New Year message in 2009. It is required to be funny without losing literary talent. . .

1, I wish: the body is Konka Saimengniu, the beauty is softness and union; Life is healthy and steady, and career is Jetta BBK；; Financial resources Johnson Teng Sina, stock Changhong Ziguang!

2. When the dog arrives, it will be very lucky, and all the troubles will lean to the side. I wish you go out to meet the distinguished guests and listen to the good news at home! There is this time every year, and there is today every year! -Happy Spring Festival!

3. When the New Year arrives, I feel that there is nothing for you, and I don't intend to give you too much, just give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Never forget me.

4. When the Spring Festival comes, their jobs will fall on your head, your wife will see you smile, the girls will let you hold them, and money will float to you, making you shout: Yes, yes, yes. ...

5, I wish: the leader is partial to you, the police let you, the court is facing you, the official transport is with you, the daughter-in-law leaves it to you, eat and drink casually, the fortune covers you, only you win the prize!

6. Happy New Year. May your fame surpass Notre Dame, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroism surpass Saddam Hussein, and your handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are an international superman!

7. May good luck be like a mine, always stepping on bad luck, like a meteor shower, never pouring wealth on you, like garbage, finding happiness everywhere and staring at you like a fly all my life. Happy New Year!

8. During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, make diamond ice, grow emerald trees, hang pearl frost and have agate fruits. Be careful.

9. Happy Spring Festival! Sincerely bless you, God bless you, God cares about you, and Bodhisattva loves you! You want wind to get wind, rain to get rain, racket, arachis duranensis!

10, a short message, a string of blessings: I wish you happiness; Healthy and relaxed; Round and round, loving and loving; Harmonious and beautiful, thriving!