4. 1 After April Fool's Day, send funny messages.

4. 1 A funny short message after April Fool's Day

1, won 5 million in the lottery, and the business was promoted to the backbone; When the

4. 1 After April Fool's Day, send funny messages.

4. 1 A funny short message after April Fool's Day

1, won 5 million in the lottery, and the business was promoted to the backbone; When the house loan was repaid, I woke up and became a martyr. Are you pretty? However, I forgot to tell you the most important point: all this can only be realized on April Fool's Day!

2. Don't bother me when you are sad; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.

Dear friends, people are often cheated on April Fool's Day. I am ashamed to give you a book of wisdom. See you on page 250. 250, did you see it? Haha, I still have to watch it after I know April Fool's Day. I have never seen this world before.

4. An earthquake in a certain country, seawater flowing backwards, bridges destroyed, buildings collapsed, and human life was miserable! A fisherman survived because he was driving a boat when he escaped, and he was still snickering and reading text messages!

5. What is April Fool's Day? Being stupid when you are smart is a fake fool, but looking for fish at the edge of the forest is a real fool; Self-deception is a false fool; It is really stupid to fool you; Do you want to be a fish that escapes the net? In this stupid day of the whole people, we will fire you, stew you, stew you and cook you! It's no use running away again. It's better to forward text messages and be stupid together. Happy April Fool's Day!

6, you are beautiful, you are beautiful, parrots have round noses and legs, and their personality is a bit like Zhang Fei. Its beard and eyebrows are like running water. It is most afraid of seeing your mouth open, and people born with teeth are scared away. When they see you, they will shrink back and shout that they have met a ghost.

7. Sweet and sour pork ribs on Monday, kidney porridge on Tuesday, fried belly with green peppers on Wednesday, steamed meat with dried vegetables on Thursday, fried noodles with bone soup on Friday and braised large intestine on Saturday. Sunday ... Sunday I finally finished eating you, dear, and we can be together forever.

8. Gold is sunshine; The red one is a lantern; Delicious, it is rice; Hot, hot pot; Burning is spirits; Crisp, it's you ... You got electrocuted again. You should stop reading text messages!

9. Due to the network upgrade of the mobile company, your mobile phone can't be connected due to poor signal. In this case, please put the phone in boiling water for five to six minutes. Happy April Fool's Day!

10, April Fool's Day, may you live like a fool with great ability. There is a fool every month in wealth, who is stupid in everything he does and eats, and talks and laughs after dinner, so that your troubles will disappear.

1 1. Today is April Fool's Day. Be careful not to be fooled by others! It is said that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that I have been reading text messages on my mobile phone, and my grin is the most serious. Be careful!

12, from a distance, you are a beautiful woman who smiles shyly in the wind, but when you look closely, it turns out that the old demon with white bones is playing tricks; From a distance, you are a handsome guy who dances gracefully, but from a close distance, it is difficult for Bajie to have a complete face. It's the weekend, don't scare me to sleep!

13, no matter how big the world is, there is always a place for you; No matter how wide the sea is, there is always a boat that can carry you; No matter how long, there is always a fate waiting for you; No matter how many festivals there are, there is always one for you. Happy April Fool's Day, before it comes!

14, big sand melon is wet with mud, white and black mud is used as bait at night, deep-rooted ice wine is wet, and wet mud is lazy at night. Stand up and wash for monkeys and watch fragrant wine wet mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?

15, since that 1 meeting, my eyes have never left you, and I am fortunate to be your beauty. I miss you 45 times today, and my homesickness is 60%, with 708 memories and 99 happy hearts. Say 10, today is April Fool's Day.

The second article is a funny short message after April Fool's Day.

1, I have been waiting for a long time, and my salary has gone up; After studying for a long time, property prices have fallen; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has; It's been a long time, and your holiday has come. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day.

2. April Fool's Day is coming. As a buddy, I really don't want to annoy you. Even if I want to mess with you, I don't have the ability. Are you right? By the way, when I sent a text message, they said that only fools would read this message and fools would not forward it. Happy April Fool's Day.

3. People say that people are greedy for money, but one of my friends is not among them. I only know that there is no reward for dedication. Work wholeheartedly, not afraid of cold and rain, never care about gains and losses, and stick to your post with a strong sense of responsibility. Don't look, my friend. I'm talking about our dog. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. Raise your head and move forward. Don't care about other people's eyes, don't care about your IQ, you are unique in this world. You should be proud of yourself, after all, there is an April Fool's Day specially prepared for you! Happy holidays!

5, with your popularity, you didn't want to do this; With your personality, I don't want to flirt with you. But in order to live up to your Excellence, I have to fool you. After all, today is a stupid "outstanding person"!

6. There is a job waiting for you, with more money and leisure time. To tell the truth, this is designed for you. You are so excellent, you can rest assured. Have fun, the job of April Fool's Day image spokesperson belongs to you!

7. Special reminder, beware of five kinds of people today: those who have nothing to invite you to dinner, those who enthusiastically urge you to work overtime, those who say that the leader asks you to have a meeting, and those who always giggle at the mobile phone. What about you? Are you still smiling? Happy April Fool's Day!

8, you are a dark horse, stand out from the crowd; You are a white horse with an enviable princess; You are a swift horse, and a young man gallops a thousand miles with success. I will always like you, especially the feeling of holding you. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. April Fool's Day is not only a fool, but also a blessing; April Fool's Day is not only cheating, but also greeting. April fool's day is not only fun, but also sincere; April Fool's Day is here, I sincerely wish you become an idiot!

10, promotion is the first step in heaven. Make a fortune and stand out, and your lover will have good luck again and again! Dear, I still have a sweet dream. Happy April Fool's Day.

1 1, everyone says that you are beautiful and bright, that you are a peerless beauty, that everyone admires your red lips and white teeth, that everyone loves your green beauty, that everyone smells your fragrance and praises your charming and gorgeous face. Stop looking, silly friend. I'm not talking about your beauty, I'm praising roses.

12, saying that you are naive and you are alive and kicking; If you say that you are smart, you will show off everywhere; Say you are steady, and you won't make any noise; Call you naughty, you are no big or small. April fool's day is here, don't say anything, giggle yourself!

13, this news is only sent to people with "three highs": one is a genius with "three highs" in IQ, EQ and financial quotient, the other is a handsome talent with "three highs" in income status and popularity, and the third is a fool with high eyes, high heart and high definition. April Fool's Day is here, please be happy!

14, you are listed as a suspect in five murders, and the police ask you to assist in the investigation. The five major murders are: you look funny, you are cheerful, you are at a loss, your IQ is stupid, and your smile is charming. Happy April Fool's Day!

15, you are good-looking, but cute; Your reaction is extremely fast, that is, you are often in a daze; You are brilliant in literary talent, but you like to talk nonsense; You always smile and often tilt your neck; You turned down the shanzhai, and you became your own faction. Happy fool!

16, April Fool's Day SMS poverty alleviation activity began. This activity aims to reduce the fool index and improve the IQ level. As smart people, they have an obligation to express their love to those who are not smart. Special day, special love, for special you!

17, I've been trying to find a festival for you to celebrate, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your holiday is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

18, I don't know when to say something inappropriate, because it involves privacy that can't be said; I don't know if I should contact you, but it's too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally got up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day!

4. 1 A funny short message after April Fool's Day.

1. Today is April Fool's Day. "Yu Ji" wishes you happiness. There is no "stupid" on the list. "fool in love" wishes you true feelings, "Today" wishes you a wide range of financial resources, and "Healthy Fool" wishes you good health and a happy mood!

2. Part I: Today, it is difficult for guests to ask for gifts, it is difficult to send words, but it is difficult to believe things. Call friends, beware; Where's the cell phone? I can't tell you the truth, but I can't believe it I text and flirt. Horizontal batch: Happy April Fool's Day!

3. If all the pies falling from the sky hit you unfortunately today; If all the shit on the road today is unfortunately trampled by you; Then, let all the good luck this year revolve around you! Happy April Fool's Day!

4. I don't know when to say something inappropriate, because it involves ulterior privacy; I don't know if I should contact you, but it's too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally got up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Hello, we are the Admissions Office of Fool College. After repeated investigations, we decided to accept you as a student in our college on April Fool's Day, with free tuition and free accommodation. Your student number is: 2222; The scientific name is: Fool Ichiro!

6. Today is a beautiful day, full of laughter. In view of your importance, I report to you specially. If anyone misbehaves, please fight violence with violence. Don't be an idiot if someone treats you. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Actually. Oh, forget it. Let's not talk about it. Hehe, does this sentence bother you very much? I'll give it to you for free Take advantage of today's April Fool's Day to tell people around him that he must not sleep at night.

8. There is a sentence that I must tell you at noon today 12; If you overslept, change it to 5 pm; If you can't sleep, then 1 am. In short, I must tell you today: Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Are you tired? Busy? Is the work pressure great? Teach you a good way, take a small mirror with you, look at yourself when you want to give up, and encourage yourself: after all this, it is not good to go to work. Happy April Fool's Day in advance!

10, who said "pig" was a curse? If someone calls you a pig, please cherish that person, because? Pigs represent simplicity, innocence, simplicity and happiness. Today is April Fool's Day, let me sincerely say: "Pig" you are happy!

1 1, the realm of fools: who is stupid? The realm of stupidity: Who am I stupid? The realm of stupid gods: who is a fool and not a fool. Foolish fairy realm: who is stupid and who is not stupid. Stupid realm: not stupid, not stupid. The realm of fools and saints: insist on seeing the end. Happy April Fool's Day!

12. Today is April Fool's Day. Congratulations on being awarded the title of national first-class honorary fool, enjoying the post allowance of the United Nations Institute of Special Anthropology, and earning a monthly income in 250 yuan. I hope you will guard against arrogance and rashness and carry out the "foolish music" to the end.

13, it's April Fool's Day in Beijing time, and you are watching the latest program of Science Discovery Channel: How Fools Are Born. Conclusion: Anyone who reads short messages with his right thumb is a fool.

14, my name is trustworthy, also called teasing you. My nickname is silly, and you are not comfortable with foreign names. There is no other purpose in texting today, just to see if your mobile phone is turned on, and by the way, tell you: Happy April Fool's Day!

15, don't mention Di Renjie to me, today is April Fool's Day. I am not Jiang Taigong, and you are not a mermaid. I don't want to make you cry, I just want to make fun of you. What? I don't feel anything. Then continue to scroll down: fool, happy holidays!

16, April Fool's Day is also a fool's day. Someone who thinks a fool is a fool. Only those who think of fools are stupid. Actually, a fool and a fool are the same thing. Hehe, I can't stun you if you don't believe me. Happy April Fool's Day in advance.