Funny Humor Good Morning Greetings Quotations Funny Humor Short Good Morning Words (Selected 104 Sentences)

Funny and humorous good morning greetings quotations 1, warm taste is sweet and nutritious in the embrace of dawn, romantic taste is sweet and nourishing in the blessing of dawn, and happy taste is happily upgraded in the earliest blessing. Good morning.

I played with mosquitoes all night last night, and ended up tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well. Good morning everyone.

3, not good-looking, P is not too much. Good morning!

If you have money, you will have no home. If you have no money, worship God. Good morning!

5. Sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up. Good morning!

6. Handsome is a word but it has stuck to me all my life. Good morning!

Shan Ye Wan Li, you are my happiness hidden in the breeze. Good morning.

8. As soon as you appeared, the cucumber became cold. Good morning!

9. As long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that can't be dug down? Good morning!

10, laziness is a virus, so toxic that you don't want to move, don't want to be poisoned too deeply, just take the antidote of diligence. Lazy, are you up? Good morning to me. Did you get it?

1 1, bake pink desserts, make blue tones, decorate a little orange smile and green heartbeat. On a romantic morning, I give you a warm hug and a warm "good morning".

12, I am the water god, and I bring salt for myself! Good morning!

13, happiness means that when disaster comes, what warms you is still the feeling that it is not cold. When the wealth is exhausted, you will still be accompanied by the heart that will never look back. Happiness is to have you for a lifetime! Good morning!

14, we are a little different: she wants me to turn stone into gold, and I want her to treat gold like dirt. Good morning.

15, blessed today, there are animals to see! Good morning!

16, never take advantage of small things, but take advantage of big things. Good morning.

17, time tells me that the unreasonable era is over, and now it's time to start pretending. Good morning, guys.

18, if one day I die for you, it proves that I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. Good morning.

19, missing others is a kind of warmth; Being missed by others is a kind of happiness, fate is providence, duty is man-made, and confidant is an appropriate tacit understanding; A bosom friend is a perfect friend; Fate is a very long connection, and you are my concern. Good morning, dear!

20. The road to life is hard. Make friends, not dogs! Good morning!

2 1, the long road of life has been lost. Good morning!

22. Be a sincere person, never give up your love and persistence in life, and live an infinite life in a limited time and space! Good morning!

23. In the morning, with your sleepy eyes, let the goddess of my dreams send me a gentle greeting and a gentle kiss in the fresh air. Good morning, baby!

24. You think the sourest feeling is jealousy. No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous! Good morning!

25. The threshold for doing anything in this era has become very high. Want to be an otaku, can you afford a house? Good morning!

26. Enjoy your mouth and want to be thin in your heart. Good morning!

27. I woke up in the morning and sent a sincere blessing. May my blessing bring you countless good luck and make your work easy and comfortable. I wish you a happy day. Good morning!

28. In the story, the princesses were awakened by the prince's kiss, but in reality, they were more awakened by urine. Good morning.

29, the sky is falling, you hold, I hold! Good morning!

30. How to solve the problem is only to make a fortune. Good morning!

3 1, rain outside the window, sweet inside the window. The sunshine falls on my heart, and the streamer dream surprises me. Break your dreamy eyes, travel healthily and happily, keep your blessings in your heart, hope to stick to your faith and say good morning warmly.

Sunflower said that as long as you work hard towards the sunshine, life will become simple and beautiful. At the beginning of a beautiful day, I hope you can face the sun like a sunflower! Good morning!

33. I am handsome, please don't look. Good morning!

No matter how I live, I won't live with you. Good morning!

35. 10,000 bright futures are not worth a warm gift; Every real present is the future we once imagined. May you love the present and dream of the future. Good morning!

36. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil. Good morning!

37. Dear, time is still beautiful. Looking at the flowers and green grass in the distance, singing songs, having fun and having a good life. Remember to make yourself happy. Good morning!

38. Your people are perfect, but some people may not like good morning!

39.good morning! Thank you for spending every day with me. I wish you wonderful every day, safe every step, happy every moment and happy every minute.

After all, I can't outrun that BMW, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off. Good morning, a new day.

4 1, don't understand others, talk less, talk about the most fall in price. Good morning!

42. What is really terrible is not playing the lute to the cow, but that the cow has been playing the lute to you. Good morning.

43. Open your sleepy eyes to dispel the sleepiness of the night; Stretch comfortably and report a happy day; Drink a cup of sweet morning tea and start a happy pace; Send a good morning message and be determined to be happy. Good morning!

44. You don't have everything I like, but I like everything you have. Good morning!

45. In the journey of life, it is certainly a good thing to have shortcuts. But when the shortcut of life is crowded, we might as well take a detour. In this way, we may be able to reach our destination faster. Good morning!

46. Whether you are stupid or not depends mainly on whether you will be stupid. Good morning.

47. marry me Wash the dishes if you want, or mop the floor if you want. Aren't you free? Good morning.

48. It is said that people who get up in the morning and receive blessings are the happiest people in the world, so I have been waiting for you to get up, and I will be the first to send you my regards. May happiness always surround you, happiness always accompany you, and finally I will sincerely say' good morning'!

49. Don't be angry because others can't be what you want, because you can't be what you want yourself. Good morning!

50. Don't talk to me about starting school, it will hurt your feelings. Good morning!

5 1, a little sincerity is better than thousands of gold; A trace of warmth can reach Wan Li cream; A greeting brings warmth and sweetness; Good morning, I wholeheartedly! Please take care of yourself in busy days!

52. When you wake up with a happy heart in the morning, it feels like another day full of love. There is never a shortcut to happiness. May your day be full of sunshine. Good morning!

Interesting, humorous, short, good morning speech

1, the sun can't support me, I'm really amazing! Good morning!

2. In the morning, I breathe fresh air, and the oncoming wind brings your breath. I want to know where you are now. I hope to see you always happy on this beautiful morning. Good morning!

Failure is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you still believe this sentence. Good morning.

4, you come back quickly, I can't fool alone! Good morning!

The second cup was half price, but no one came. Good morning!

6, a gentle good morning kiss, I hope your day is like the rising red sun! Good morning! I hope your mood is like white clouds! Good morning! Open your eyes and give you a gentle kiss of blessing.

7, there is no heart to fly, only through the heart. Good morning!

8. The significance of getting up early lies in taking a nap. Good morning!

9. In the morning, I gently pushed open the window and let the sunshine flow down my body. Warm in my heart, full of blessings, quietly sent to your side. I hope you have a good day.

10, Sunflower said that as long as we work hard towards the sunshine, life will become simple and beautiful. At the beginning of a beautiful day, I hope you can face the sun like a sunflower! Good morning!

1 1. It is said that persimmons and crabs will be poisoned when eaten together. I'm a little nervous. Persimmons are all ready, and now I need crabs. If you don't like me, just give me a few catties of crabs. Good morning everyone.

12. Try to greet the morning glow with hope every day, send away the afterglow with laughter and fill every night with happiness. Then, we will live more fully every day. Good morning, a new day!

13, it's not difficult to drive, I'm afraid there will be new people! Good morning!

14, love each other and grow old together; If you miss it, you will be safe. Good morning!

15, the famous flowers have been taken, and the hoe is ruthless. Good morning!

16, you are not ugly, but the beauty is not obvious! Good morning!

17, through the flowers, leaves don't touch the body. Good morning!

18, send you a cup of morning tea: take fragrant blessings as leaves, gentle reminders as flowers, boiling enthusiasm as water, and generous tolerance as cups. May you have a good mood one day and good luck in one season. Good morning!

19, I don't regret not meeting you at the best time, because the best time didn't start until I met you. Good morning!

20, coffee, the warmth of a ray of sunshine; Bread, a sweet greeting to baking; Jam, a morning fragrance. Good morning, dear. I miss you.

2 1, I am willing to just because of you; Because I am young, I believe. Good morning!

22, life will not make things difficult for lovely people, good morning!

23. Can you be my friend? My father drives a Rolls Royce and my mother drives a Lamborghini. I'm kidding. Good morning everyone.

24. You said I was poor. I smiled, lit a cigarette and sat at the door all night. Who leaked the news? Good morning, a new day.

25, the first love is infinitely beautiful, but it hangs early. Good morning!

26, cucumber lies in shooting, life lies in hey. Good morning!

27. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies. Good morning!

28. forbearance is called forbearance for the first time, forbearance for the second time and weakness for the third time. Good morning!

29. I wait every morning. When you open your eyes, you find me right in front of you. I am waiting for you to hear a gentle good morning every morning, and I hope you can hear it every day. Good morning!

30. The princess was awakened by the prince's kiss, and you were either awakened by urine or hungry. Good morning, friend.

3 1, if you are in good health, I will spare my old age. Good morning!

32. Life is full of stress, full of energy during the day and lack of sleep at night; Sometimes I am busy and full of motivation, sometimes I am idle and lack of relaxation. Relax under pressure. Good morning!

33. The most beautiful thing in life is the process, the most bitter thing is waiting, the happiest thing is true love, and the most regrettable thing is missing it. Good morning, my wife.

34. Don't be infatuated with elder brother. Sister-in-law will hit you. Good morning!

35. The same telescope, called a general on the battlefield, becomes a rogue at home. Good morning!

36. Life is not only in front of us, but also at the invitation of our predecessors. Good morning.

I don't want to see the prosperity of this world alone, I just want to spend this ordinary and short life with you! Good morning!

38. Don't talk. Feel my handsomeness with your heart Good morning!

39. Time tells me that the era of irrationality is over, and it's time to start pretending. Good morning!

40. All the people I like are on the hard disk. Good morning!

4 1. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital. Good morning everyone.

42. Wander all your life and love someone; The breeze is ten miles, I just want you. Good morning, Babe.

43, provoke me Logger Vick, beat you up. Good morning!

Because you have a double chin, don't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties. Good morning!

45, has been imitated, never accept money. Good morning!

46. I am afraid that the truth is endless, and every inch has an inch of joy. Good morning!

47. Make a good wish for your happiness, make a good wish for everything, make a good wish for you, and have a sweet smile!

48. Once again, I am not an outsider. I'm not welcome. Mao Ning

49. It will be very happy to receive blessings in the morning and very happy to receive blessings in the spring; It's morning and spring. I send my blessing to you to make you happy every second.

50. Good morning, dear! Since I had you, I seem to have seen the light in the long darkness, got a clear spring in the boundless desert and found a flower in the rock.

5 1, L 'Oré al Paris, you deserve it. Good morning!

52. I wasted my life and even died recklessly. I long for a long life just because I fell in love with you. Good morning!