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How did you catch up with Ban Hua? The name of Banhua in our class is Rebecca. Who can teach me and give me some experience?

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1. If a woman starts to give you the cold shoulder, please leave him. Women who don't know how to cherish you don't give up, let alone continue to pay your tenderness and love.

2, at any time, don't feel sorry for an ungrateful woman, men should know better, and being sad will ultimately hurt their own hearts. If that woman is heartless and you can't break her heart, then put away your sadness and live a good life.

3, never endlessly around the woman you like, even if you like her to death, you still have to learn to give her space, otherwise be careful to tie her too tightly, she will resent it.

4. When a woman says to you: Break up. Please don't be sad, smile and say: I have been waiting for you to say this for a long time. Then turn around and walk away.

5. Believe in yourself, be kind to yourself and make life wonderful. Don't mistake it for making someone regret it, but making your life more exciting.

6. Go out gracefully and calmly every day and bring yourself a different smile.

7. Give a shallow smile back to the woman who appreciates you kindly.

8. When a man is over 25 years old, he must learn to take care of his body.

9. Don't smoke if you can. Don't drink if you can.

10, don't go to the bar no matter how depressed you are. A lonely person holding a goblet or smoking will increase his loneliness and harm.

1 1, don't be vain. Vanity is a poison and addictive.

12, wear a formal suit, but not too rigid.

13, you should have several girlfriends. When you are alone, you can be sure that your best friend will bring you tea and water. Why can't someone who loves you go with you instead of howling desperately?

14. Open your eyes and choose your future partner. If you make a mistake, leave immediately. Don't make do, it will hurt two people.

15, don't start work on women. First, you may not beat her; Second, the woman you are fighting with must be crazy. So, it's better not to move.

16, travel abroad. The mind in travel can be more enriched.

17. Have the habit of drinking afternoon tea, reading books and listening to music.

18, buy clothes and toys that suit you. What suits you is the best. Don't envy other people's styles.

19, don't accept any gifts from women you don't like.

Love only one person at a time.

2 1. Know what you want, including the woman you love.

22. Lack is better than abuse. Don't rob a woman just because you are lonely. It's unfair and irresponsible to you and her.

23. Say no to a suitor you don't like, and refuse to show kindness and care. Even if she says it's none of your business.

24. Take your work seriously. Work may not make your heart beat as much as love, but at least it can ensure that you have food and a house to live in. Uncertain love can't give these, so work hard.

25. There are at least five sets of clothes of different colors and styles.

26. Know what clothes to wear on what occasions.

27. Don't regret the good woman you missed. They don't belong to you. Keep your eyes open and find another one.

28. Don't fall in love with a married woman who swears that she will abandon her husband and children and marry you. If they really have no feelings, they will naturally divorce, instead of telling you something inexplicable all day.

It doesn't matter if no one sends flowers on Valentine's Day or birthday. You can buy beautiful gifts for your parents with the money you spend on flowers.

Remember the birthdays of the people you like, including your family and of course yourself.

3 1, you can love a woman, but don't lose everything. No woman is worth your life to please. If you don't love yourself, how can you make others love you?

32. Cook something delicious for her once in a while. But don't do it every day Men are not born to go to the kitchen every day for someone.

33. In your spare time, run and exercise by yourself, play an elegant piece of music, read a few pages of good books, and then sleep in. It's cool.

34. It's good to experience something crazy, such as crossing Qian Shan to visit someone.

35. If you don't have time and energy, don't care about raising small animals. It is cruel to ignore them, although I understand that you are lonely and need a companion.

36. Don't learn to play mahjong. Don't do things that torture your body and mind.

37, occasionally sing to yourself, it doesn't matter whether it's good or bad, just be cheerful.

38. Find good friends to chat, go shopping and eat when you are lonely. Don't let loneliness drown you.

39. You send a text message to someone you like, but she doesn't reply. Don't send it again

40. In case you are weak, please choose the person to talk to.

4 1, remember to look in the mirror before going out and check whether the dress is harmonious. If the time is too tight, it is recommended to choose clothes to wear before going to bed the next day.

No matter who you meet, you must arrive before the appointed time.

43. If you get drunk accidentally, don't call anyone, including your best friend and her.

44. Go home early at night. I don't have a car. I have to take a taxi after ten o'clock.

45. From now on, be smart and don't ask her if she misses you. Love you or not? If she wants you or loves you, she will naturally tell you, but from your mouth, she will be proud and don't care about you.

46. Treat your love with her equally and fairly. If you step on many boats, you will eventually fall down.

47. Go to the movies alone. Buy popcorn and coke and have a good laugh. Or, tears streaming down her face. If you like sports and watch football, nobody cares if you die, but you are relaxed and carefree.

48. Don't miss the same person for 24 hours. You can share some with your family and friends.

49. If you like someone, tell him if you can. Maybe you can't get the answer, but at least you have worked hard and don't have to regret it in the future (maybe it's the other person who regrets it, hehe).

50. There are fixed entertainment places, such as fixed cafes and fitness shops. Let the waiter in that place know you, so that you will have a warm place to go when you are lonely.

5 1, if you decide to leave someone, act quickly and cut the gordian knot; If you decide to fall in love with someone, spend more time to see if it suits you.

52. Find someone to give advice on color matching. Don't be ashamed all day, let yourself shine, and don't waste your youth and burly figure.

Don't torture yourself for anyone or anything. For example, not eating, crying, autism, depression, these are all things that fools do. Of course, it is necessary to be stupid occasionally, and life doesn't have to be smart all the time.

If a woman tells you that she likes you, believe her. If she says she doesn't love you anymore, believe her. At any time, tell yourself that someone who doesn't love you is lucky to leave.

In any case, don't talk about her behind her back. If you must say it, say something nice.

56. Buy yourself a comfortable pajamas, and it doesn't matter if it is exposed.

57. You are allowed to watch soap operas occasionally, but you must not rely on them. It is allowed to be unkempt occasionally, but pay attention to the occasion. Occasionally swearing is allowed, but only in front of old friends or alone. Remember the feeling of carefree after forgetting to speak.

Pay attention to your health. It's your second business card, but not because you don't need to work hard.

59. Love your parents, call once a week or take time out for dinner. (It should be in the top ten. )

60. You don't have to choose to destroy the ID or disappear for someone. Love and not love will continue to live, and it will be fine if it is over. Why bother yourself.

6 1, wear textured clothes and find a quality girlfriend. She may not be beautiful, but she must make you feel safe and happy.

62. There should be flowers in the living room, and remember to change the water. If you are on a business trip, don't go out after packing, and don't come back to face a room full of mosquitoes and insects.

63. When you are free, make yourself a favorite aromatherapy and let the fragrance fill the room. It's an honor.

64. Eat if you want. In order not to look bloated and hungry, that is the stupidest man in the world.

65. If possible, try to keep it short. Long hair does look romantic, but it always lacks some masculinity.

66. You can help her with housework on a whim, but don't flatter yourself and help her buy feminine products. Let her buy whatever she likes.

67. If a woman says something that makes you embarrassed, forgive her. A forgiven woman will regret losing a tolerant boyfriend like you in the end.

68. One goal needs to be achieved within at least two years. A life with a purpose is not too boring.

69. If you have the misfortune to meet more than one woman who has no feelings for you, please smile first, and then despise her: you are the dirtiest and most shameless woman I have ever seen in my life. Then leave in the most beautiful way and never look back.

70. If a woman doesn't visit your illness, answer your emails, care about your recent situation, and don't want to share the burden of life with you, she won't give you courage. Be brave and leave automatically. Nothing is more real than caring about yourself. And a person who doesn't love you, no matter how much you pay, no matter how good she is, is just a waste of time and energy.

7 1. If a woman who once liked you but is now married tells you that she can't forget you, you will always be her favorite person. Please tell her calmly: live like a real woman. In this way, you can not only keep calm, but also respect and love another man. This will make you more attractive.

72. Go to exercise regularly. It is good to be a quiet little man, but health is more important.

73. Don't eat recklessly on the road, it's not handsome. (especially eating barbecue and other indecent behaviors)

74. Innocence is good. But no matter what the occasion, innocence will become an idiot.

75. Be sure to have a few friends of the opposite sex who have no wild desires and can pour out their grievances. You can also help her make suggestions to chase her boyfriend. You can wake her up from bed in the middle of the night and pick you up from a distance. Of course, first of all, you should let her boyfriend or husband recognize you. Otherwise don't try.

76. Learn to endure pain. Some words, suitable for rotten in the heart, some pain, suitable for silent forgetting. When you experience it, you grow up and you know it yourself. Many changes, you don't have to say it yourself, others will see it.

77. Prepare common medicines at home. When you can't judge the condition, go to the hospital quickly.

78. Don't wait for a woman to buy you a present. Buy it yourself if you want. This is a shameful thing for men.

79. After a woman leaves, don't try to live with revenge. That will only make your life a mess. The correct way is to live better than before. And tell her: you are very well and happy, don't worry.

Remember to wear comfortable shoes if you want to go out. Be kind to yourself and show it in the details.

8 1, learn yoga or taekwondo when you have time. The former can make you relax, and the latter can defend yourself.

82. Leave a drawer at home and some small change in the office.

83. Clean the room and body and mind from time to time. Spare items for those in need. Remember to clean them up in time if you are unhappy. Don't let the busyness and depression of life kill the beautiful face.

84. There are no ugly men, only lazy men. Men who don't want to spend time dressing up, please don't be jealous of other handsome guys.

85. Maintain proper self-restraint on any occasion. Learn to say thank you, thank you, sorry. You should know how to apologize and correct what you did wrong.

86. Don't invite people who don't want to associate with you to dinner and coffee. Without follow-up development and promising communication, you will waste money and feelings, which is called vanity. Such people will be looked down upon.

87. Return gifts from people you don't want to associate with. This is a matter of principle.

88. Have your own outlook on life and values. You can tolerate problems and seek solutions, but when it comes to principles, you should keep your own principles. Losing your principles will make you lose your purpose in life.

89. Try to avoid quarreling with others. An angry person is terrible and will become crazy because he can't control his emotions.

90. You can bargain when you buy something, but if someone accidentally gives you more change, you have to return it. Don't lose the meaning of being a man because of greed.

9 1, public places, convenient for pedestrians, especially the elderly. You will grow old, so respecting the elderly means respecting your old age.

92. If no one is with you, learn to listen to music and read words alone. This is a good habit.

93. Don't smell it in your mouth. Carry gum with you. Don't really think carelessness is a kind of beauty. After eating the chewing gum, wrap it in paper and throw it in the trash can. Understand that spitting is uncivilized and strictly prohibited.

94. The person you gave up before or the person who gave up on you called you late at night, and then turned off the phone after hanging up. It's not that you are cruel, but that any painful breakup will have cracks, and no matter how good it is, it can't be restored. Let it go.

95. People who love you. If only you love her or only she loves you. Leave early. A man doesn't need her to pretend to love, and you don't need to pretend to love someone.

96. If you can, walk hand in hand with the person you love. Learn to appreciate the scenery by yourself before you can find it.

97. Say no loudly to things you don't want to do. For example, at a party, it's your turn to drink, and you're not good at it. You can use tea instead of wine instead of drinking it with resentment.

98. No matter who you are in conflict with, it should not take more than 24 hours to solve it. Otherwise there will be more trouble. In an acceptable range, apologize first. It's not a bad thing to make yourself a bad person.

99. I believe in love at first sight. I believe there will always be someone waiting for you quietly at the corner of the years. Open your eyes and look carefully.

100, be a wise man. Learn to face life calmly. Face life positively, and life will be as you wish, just like tomorrow morning, the sun will still rise as scheduled.