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My grumpy girlfriend always makes me wander between heaven and hell.

In front of outsiders, girlfriends are always gentle and considerate, but when they get home or are alone with their boyfriends, they are often in a state of collapse and irritability. Many boys say that such a girlfriend is really unbearable. So, I can't help but envy his girlfriend. How can someone be so gentle and charming, while my girlfriend is so sand sculpture?

Please believe that nine out of ten girlfriends are people who will explode violently if they disagree, and the reason is often on boys.

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Xiao Xin went out to play with his girlfriend last week. Because his girlfriend has been entangled in what clothes to wear and which bag to bring, she has changed it for a long time, and she has to put on makeup after changing it. As a result, when she went out, she suddenly found that her clothes were not well dressed on this hot day, and she went back to change clothes for half an hour. Therefore, Xiao Xin originally told her to bring sunscreen, and she also left it at home.

On the way, his girlfriend wanted to use it, and Xiao Xin stuttered. "Baby, I forgot."

Girlfriend immediately manic, "what treasure, how many times have I told you, you forget. Why didn't you forget me? I knew you didn't care about me at all, and you didn't like me for a long time, and you wanted to change my girlfriend, didn't you? I have forgotten you, don't say it, I don't want to hear it, it's annoying! "

Xiao Xin silently lamented, "You obviously never remember my story. I want to say something. Did you give me a chance? "

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Girlfriend's mania is like a shovel officer deliberately bothering the cat, then holding the cat in his arms when it explodes, coaxing it heartlessly and putting the blame on the other side. Sometimes I feel that I am between heaven and hell, because my girlfriend always gives herself a criticism meeting from time to time, or once a week 1 time, so I have to tell myself what I have committed this week. Of course, even if it is true, something will happen, giving her an excuse to wash dishes and do housework again.

But it is such a wayward girl who loves to spoil herself!