The words of an artistic woman

1. Good habits are the best clothes a person can wear in social interactions.

2. We all thought we could die for love. In fact, love cannot kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we will cry without tears. We tossed and turned for a long time. The disease becomes the cure, and we become the steel. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering we are, we will never reach the end of the world.

3. The most sad thing in love is probably: the other person has decided to break up with you, but has not yet thought of a sufficient reason, but you are still planning the next step for the two of you.

4. The wings of a dancing butterfly carry beautiful dreams, but cannot carry a touch of sadness; the fluttering flag blooms with the enthusiasm of youth, but cannot remember the long thoughts; the quiet The keyboard is typing gorgeous words, but it cannot express the loneliness in my heart.

5. Work hard, not life, show off your skills, not yourself. Staying up all night is the most damaging thing to your health and hinders your health. It is absolutely not feasible after puberty. In this dog-like life, the only hope is that the sun sets, oh, it's another day, happily, lying down and dating Zhou Gong, it almost feels like a release and nirvana. --- Yi Shu "This moment is also the same as that moment"

6. There are always people around you. You see her happy all day long, as straightforward as a child, and everyone envies her; in fact, where are you? You know: one second she was crying sadly in front of others, and the next second she was in front of others with a bright smile. In fact, they are unable to be alone. In the dead of night, they always sit in front of the window and stare at the night sky, meditating on the pain of frustration. They are like sunflowers, always bright and bright on the front facing the sun, but hiding deep sadness on the back where the sun cannot shine.

7. Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed and you won’t get lost.

8. I hope that you and I will be people who dare to love, live up to our youth, live up to our love, and reward each other with the opportunity to go crazy for the one we love. To save each other, to save us from the lackluster and unremarkable life.

9. My dear, you know I don’t want much, just a glass of water, a piece of bread, and the words “I love you”; if it’s more luxurious, I hope: you pour the water with your own hands and cut the bread with your own hands. Yes, you said I love you personally.

10. When a person has been single for a long time, he does not want to fall in love, and will feel that friends are more and more important; when a person has been single for a long time, he does not want to go shopping, and will prefer to listen to music at home more and more; When a person is single for a long time, he becomes mature and loves his parents more and more than before. When a person is single for a long time, he buys a lot of shoes and travels to many distant places alone. When a person is single for a long time, he sheds tears inadvertently and quietly. , it doesn’t matter anything in front of everyone.

11. Those who want to control the world must first be able to control themselves.

12. Although setbacks are painful, they will make you stronger. ---"X-Men: Days of Future Past"

13. The suffering and setbacks we have to face will not be reduced because we have encountered enough, and God will not pity you because of your misery , it will only arrange one difficulty after another to temper your will. Just like Monk Tang's quest for Buddhist scriptures, if you want to obtain the true scriptures, don't think about returning. You have no other way out except to continue fighting to the end.

14. When life is unsatisfactory, it is a long vacation given by God. At this time, you should enjoy the vacation. When the vacation suddenly ends one day, things turn around, and life really begins.

15. What is mine is ultimately mine. I am your passer-by after all. You never love me. It is destined that nothing will happen between you and me. It is destined, it is destined, it is just destined. No matter how much I cross, no matter how much I try to get closer to you, you will still leave me. I miss you so much, miss you so much, and want to see you so much.

16. The more important a dream is in your heart, the farther it is from reality. Don't wait for pie to fall from the sky, and don't expect God to sympathize with you. Only by working hard can we see a new sky. We might as well think of it this way, efforts with results are exercises, efforts without results are training. No matter what, every encounter is an indispensable element in your life.

17. I like you all the time, and I also like some people when they occasionally look like you.

18. Whether a person can achieve success depends only on whether he has self-esteem and self-confidence.

19. Every spare tire has a history of decline and fall, and most of the endings are captured by true love. If you are struggling for the goddess at this moment, you might as well look back and see if there is a lovely girl looking at you silently.

20. You are young and kind-hearted, so you are afraid that no one will love you. Don't worry, you will eventually meet such a person. The best things are always at the bottom of the box. All unexpected encounters are just to meet you.

21. They all say there is reincarnation, do you believe it? If so, I hope to travel through time and space and let my flying wings take me back to the paradise where you are. Always ask yourself, do people have a next life? If it is true, I will definitely not drink Meng Po soup. I don’t want to forget every bit of you and me in this life, and I don’t want to forget the sweetness of the past. I want to take this memory with me to find you, to continue the fate that we cannot get together in this life.

22. The most amazing thing about time is that it is a huge filter, through which all love, hate and hatred will be filtered one by one, leaving only the best part for us. remember.

23. If I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t miss you, I wouldn’t be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I wouldn’t lose my self-confidence and fighting spirit, and I wouldn’t be in pain. It would be great if I could stop loving you.

When I was twenty-four or seven years old, I caught the cicada, thinking I could catch summer. When I was seventeen, I kissed his face and thought I would be with him forever. Sentences to speak

1. My fate is determined by me and not by Heaven. Heaven wants to destroy me and I will destroy Heaven.

2. The earth is in motion, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

3. You agreed not to make me cry, but you fucking smoked me with onions.

4. Being handsome is useless! In the end, he wasn’t eaten by pawns!

5. If attending class is a hypnotic drug, surfing the Internet is a refreshing drug.

6. Sleep in class, make noise after class, and fail in exams.

7. What is the secret of human longevity? Keep breathing, don't stop breathing.

8. Spit is used to count money, not to reason.

9. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you have been waiting for comes, followed by the wolf!

10. I am crazy and you are stupid. We have become a family in a daze. Come home quickly after get off work and say you love me again!

11. Even if you already have your name, I will still replace it with others.

12. A girl like you cannot get married. Even if she does, she will put the blame on others.

13. I will know you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes.

14. Don’t force yourself into a world that you can’t enter. Why bother if you make it difficult for others and harm yourself?

15. In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more unimaginable the consequences will be.

16. In summer, many people on campus dress so dangerously but look so safe.

17. What is youth? Who has never been young? Have you ever aged? Really.

18. Many girls got Han Hong’s disease, but they did not die from Han Hong.

19. You are so stinky, you are so stinky, you have a monster skin, a toad mouth, a tiger nose, and pig ears, let’s see how stinky you are!

20. I thought you were just a ball, but I didn’t expect you were really a ball.

21. I have a basket of wishes, but I can’t wait for a shooting star.

22. A beggar is a person who taxes your conscience.

23. Being loved is the last thing, and being dumped is the first thing. If you ask why, it’s because I am too handsome. Nowadays, beautiful women love ugly men, and it is better for boys to be ugly.

24. If my leaving can bring you a smile, then you might as well cry.

25. What wakes me up every day is not the urge to urinate. It’s not an alarm clock, it’s not a dream, it’s poverty.

26. Happiness can be obtained through learning, even though it is not our mother tongue.

27. If your breasts are not flat, how can you level the world? If your breasts are not huge, how can you gather people's hearts.

28. Live well, because we will die for a long time!

29. Each of us is a dreamer. When the dream is gone, all that is left is homesickness.

30. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

31. It’s not easy to say a word of love. Everyone else is so cooperative, but my wife only cares about eating.

32. Business girls don’t know the hatred of losing their country, and women don’t know extramarital affairs.

33. Some people are still alive, but they are already dead; some people are alive, but they should have died long ago.

34. I spend all my time losing weight except eating, and you still say I don’t have perseverance?

35. My personality is fun, my hobby is playing, my specialty is eating, and my skill is laziness.

36. If anyone messes with me, I will change my avatar to his picture and log on and off the line frequently! Curse him to death!

37. Walk your own way in someone else’s shoes and let others find your shoes!

38. Those who don’t understand me, why should I explain to them, waste my breath, I disdain you!

39. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control.

40. Are you pure? There would be no more stinking ditches in the world, and they would all become special ones.

41. If you are still young after visiting brothels, please use Huiren Shenbao.

42. What I am learning is sacred knowledge, but you actually use scores to measure it. This is simply a stain on academics!

43. If you are willing to die for me, and I will not open my eyes to watch you die, I will only close my eyes.

44. I only drink pure water and pure milk, so I am very simple.

45. Before marriage, men feel that no woman is suitable for them. After marriage, men feel that many women are suitable for them.

46. If you don’t even know how to cheat, how can I trust you to join the society?

47. I can’t find my tie again. Did you not find the rag yesterday?

48. Time is like a net. Wherever you cast it, your harvest will be there.

49. You have the nerve to lie, but I have the nerve not to believe you.

50. If a person is not serious, even his headache will be localized.

51. You can’t take care of yourself, you can’t take care of your own pain, you can’t get the results by yourself, you can’t give it to yourself.

52. I love you, I love you, I love you so much. Find a painter to draw you, put you on the carpet, and I will hug you while hugging the carpet!

53. You just want to scold me now, which means you don’t understand me, but after you understand me, you will want to hit me.

54. If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.

55. If you like someone, tell him bravely. At least he will know what size you are.

56. I also wanted to be an outstanding young man, but I turned my brother into a gangster.

57. You even believe the advertisements. You will be stupid by reading!

58. Being humble is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

59. I will try my best to become the type you like, and then I will never be with you again.

60. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

61. During the exam, I originally wanted to flip the salted fish over his grandma’s pan, but unexpectedly it stuck to the pan.

62. What I hate most is that boys have long and thin legs and like to wear tight pants. They look like red-crowned cranes when they walk over.

63. I tried to be an interesting person, but later I went astray and became a tease.

64. It is said that women are made of water, but the water pollution is so serious recently.

65. Don’t be afraid of opponents who are like gods, but be afraid of teammates who are like rogue rabbits.

66. The grass sprouted and grew green leaves. We saw spring, and the rabbit saw rations.

67. The stupid bird flies first, and the stupid pig gets fat first.

68. If you love her, put her in a wedding dress and then strip her naked with your own hands.

69. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless there is one male and one female.

70. The person you are pursuing already has a partner, don’t be discouraged, there will always be a day when you will meet.

71. You scold me and I laugh, you pretend to be cool and I endure it, you tease me and I stand firm, you just wait.

72. I always thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

73. The existence of tears is to prove that it is not an illusion.

74. Come back quickly, I can’t fool you!

75. If I know more truth than others, it is because I make more mistakes than others.

76. Goose, goose, cut the neck with a knife, pluck the hair, add a ladle of water, light the fire and cover the pot!

77. If you ask me how much I love you, I can say this, you are like a wireless network.

78. I must be a shining joke in your mediocre life.

79. Men always say one thing and do another, and even wear a condom when critical.

80. Don’t be serious when speaking, and be too attentive when silent.

81. If it is sunny, you will be fine. In this weather, it seems that you are no longer here!

82. If something goes wrong, look for the cause within yourself first. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

83. My wife was pregnant, so I called my dad to announce the good news, and said excitedly: Dad, you are going to be a grandson!

84. My mother told me when I was a child not to be an indifferent person, so now I am indifferent.

85. I don’t know if I went to college or if the university went to me.

86. You said yours is a limited edition, but let me tell you, mine is out of print.

87. I never hold grudges. If I have any grudges, I will avenge them on the spot.

88. I want people all over the world to know that you, a annoying little goblin, have been contracted by me.

89. When I passed by someone, my clothes were torn and there were no sparks.

90. Every time you weigh yourself, if you weigh less, tell yourself you have lost weight. If it's heavier, I'd say my breasts are bigger.

91. When you feel that you are poor, ugly and worthless, don’t despair, at least your judgment is right.

92. Everyone says that the human heart is separated from the belly. I want to know what the relationship between the human heart and the belly is.

93. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

94. Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore.

95. Sighing is the biggest waste of time, and crying is the biggest waste of energy.

96. Everyone is genuine when they are born, but some people become pirates as they live.

97. You have your reasons for giving up on me, and I have your capital to make you regret it.

98. Life is like Super Mario. Before you add mushrooms, a little bastard can kill you.

99. I feel like you are like two pigs, because one pig cannot describe your stupidity.

100. The way a good friend meets is to pat you on your left shoulder and appear on your right shoulder.

101. The same is true for swearing. If you are beautiful, you have a true temperament; if you are ugly, you have no tutor!

102. The function of a school is to not let you do whatever you want to do.

103. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

104. Failure is the mother of success. If your son fails, he will not know how to help.

105. Later, I finally understood through tears that some people, once they are black, will never come back white.

106. Doctor, please prescribe me some regret medicine and give me a cup of love-forgetting water.

107. If the mandarin ducks play in the water, they will drown; if they fly together, they will fall to death!

108. To be honest, I don’t know if my children will inherit my funny temperament when they grow up.

109. I don’t count stars every day when I get off work. Sometimes I can also watch the sunrise.

110. All the food you waste will block your way to heaven.

111. Don’t use a person’s past to doubt a person’s essence.

112. I said you should be low-key. But you insist on giving me applause and screams.

113. There is no fragrant grass anywhere, so why bother looking for it online? The quantity is small and the quality is poor.

114. We must maintain the stability we deserve even under very painful circumstances!

115. Thinking of the love words you once said, I get goosebumps.

116. I don’t know how to speak. I stutter when there are people around me, like a sheep pooping. Please forgive me if it’s not to your taste.

117. Tomorrow comes tomorrow, there are so many tomorrows! Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.

118. I only know two things in my life: I can’t do this, and I can’t do that.

119. I also want to grow my hair down to my waist and a young man come to marry me, but the dean does not agree.

120. The most troubling thing in the world is to be bitten by a mosquito on the sole of your foot, wanting to scratch it but being itchy.

121. Men in love often say that he is willing to go to hell for her. When he got married, he really went to hell.

122. My personality is lazy, my hobby is playing, my specialty is eating, and my skill is sleeping.

123. Salary is like an aunt, it comes once a month and is gone in a week.

124. Mosquitoes, when will you evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

125. My girlfriend is so kind to me. In order to let me celebrate Singles’ Day, she called her last night and a man answered the phone! Idioms describing speaking

1. Silent and taciturn: Still taciturn. Quiet and rarely speaks.

2. Observe words and colors: Observe: examine in detail. Observe what other people say or look on their faces. It refers to trying to figure out other people's thoughts.

3. Stammering: ① Reluctantly, make do. ②Diligence; hard work. ③Describes the difficulty in speaking fluently.

4. Don’t be awkward: your speech and composition are not fluent, and your opinions do not agree with each other. Also refers to disputes.

5. Half-spoken and half-revealed: describes speech that is vague and not straightforward.

6. Shadow-capturing wind: Neither wind nor shadow can be caught. Metaphorical words and actions have no basis in fact at all.

7. Shen Yi is taciturn: Shen Yi: deep and quiet. Deep and quiet, he doesn't like to talk much.

8. Keep your mouth shut and hide your tongue: keep your mouth shut and don’t speak. It describes someone who is afraid of causing trouble and is reluctant to speak easily.

9. Daydreaming: Talking in sleep during the day. Metaphors speak without any basis.

10. Show hands and feet: Use your hands and feet to show pictures while speaking.

11. Ba San Lan Si: describes talking in random directions.

12. Hide the head and reveal the tail: hide the head and reveal the tail. Describes speaking in a evasive manner and not telling the whole truth.

13. Calm: voice: speech; color: expression. In an emergency, your speech and demeanor remain the same as usual. Described as very calm.

14. Not knowing how to advance or retreat: knowledge: to understand, to know; advance or retreat: a metaphor for the importance of importance. Describes speaking and doing things rashly and without any sense of proportion.

15. No pain or itch: It is a metaphor for talking and doing things just for show, without solving the actual problem.

16. Don’t know what to say: Say: Say. I don’t know what that means. Describes the content of the speech as confusing and incomprehensible.

17. Being embarrassed by one’s mouth means being ashamed: being unable to speak. Refers to being shy and not speaking.

18. The door of taboo: taboo: taboo. Refers to a place where one can speak frankly.

19. Ignorance of superiority and inferiority: refers to not knowing the importance of speaking and doing things.

20. Silent: silent, silent.

21. Catch the wind and shadow: Neither the wind nor the shadow can be caught. Metaphorical words and actions have no basis in fact at all.

22. Hiding the head and protecting the tail: originally refers to the strong power of the pen used in calligraphy. Now refers to being evasive in speaking and doing things, for fear of exposing the whole truth.

23. Clumsy mouth, stupid cheeks: stupid: not dexterous. Speech and expression skills are very poor.

24. Don’t reveal the expression of words: the expression of words: the expression of words. Don't let your inner thoughts show through your voice and face. Describes speaking calmly and sophisticatedly.

25. Boundary: touch: contact; margin: boundary, edge. Can't get close to the edge. Mostly refers to speaking in general terms and not touching reality.

26. Help others to take advantage of their laziness: refers to speaking and doing things to cater to other people’s wishes and interests.

27. Clumsy mouth: poor eloquence and can’t speak.

28. Thin lips and soft words: describe talkative and casual speaking.

29. Flattery: Flattery: to cater to other people’s wishes, to please others; Flattery: to flatter, to flatter. Speak and do things to suit other people's wishes and try your best to please them.

30. Silent: voice: the voice of speaking; color: the expression on the face. Don't show your inner thoughts in your words or facial expressions.

31. Catching shadows and fishing for wind: fishing: picking up casually. It means that there is no solid and reliable basis for saying and doing things.

32. Silent: refers to not speaking; making no sound.

33. Without vines or branches: vines, extending to spread. Neither spreading nor branching. It is a metaphor for speaking or writing articles concisely and to the point without being muddled.

34. Clumsy tongue: Poor ability to speak and have no eloquence.

35. Gesticulation: describes the use of gestures to indicate or strengthen the tone when speaking.

36. Unspoken instructions: In the old days, they referred to announcements and instructions from above to below. You don’t need to speak to understand. The description is obvious.

37. Quiet and taciturn: has a deep and quiet personality and doesn’t like to talk much.

38. Unclear: refers to speaking vaguely and very unclearly. It also describes ambiguous behavior.

39. It goes without saying: metaphor: understand, understand. You can understand without speaking. The description is obvious.

40. Ba San Lan Si: It is a metaphor for talking without a center.

41. Shut up and shut up: keep your mouth shut and don’t speak. You still keep your mouth shut and your tongue hidden.

42. Ignorance of high and low: refers to not knowing the depth and importance of speaking or doing things.

43. Chacha Huhu: Zhazahuhu. Refers to people who like to show off themselves when talking.

44. Silent: silent: silent; widowed: few. Quiet and rarely speaks.

45. Ignorance: refers to not knowing the importance of speaking or doing things.

46. Smashing nails on the board: It is a metaphor that things have been decided and cannot be changed or words can be kept.

47. Honesty: Be very honest and do not go out of line when speaking or doing things. Humorous Short Sentences

Humorous Short Sentences

1. A man is in a state of despair and cannot tell the difference between East, West, North and South. I hit the corner without realizing it, lying on the ground counting the stars!

2. Happiness means scratching an itch when you feel itchy. Unlucky means being itchy but not being able to scratch it. What’s even more unfortunate is that for a long time, neither the soul nor the body can feel the itch that is about to itch.

3. If being handsome can be eaten, then my handsomeness can feed 1.3 billion people.

4. About thongs: In the past, you took off your underwear to look at your butt; now, you pull out your butt and look at your underwear...

5. The greatest sorrow in life is not whether you have it or not. You have gained or lost something, but you simply don’t know what you want.

6. For people who always like to talk about how things were in the past, our boss said: "You used to wear crotchless pants, do you still wear them now?"

7. Tie Chu can It can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is not right, it will be useless no matter how hard you try.

8. Don’t always use your identity as a commoner to tell me stories about the 2B society! No matter how awesome you are, why can’t Baidu search for you? No matter how strong you are, can you hold your urine?

9. Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it drains.

10. Really fat people don’t lose weight.

11. When you go to work, you must carry forward the spirit of a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water!

12. Even if the earth stops spinning, we will still continue to revolve around the Party Central Committee with Chairman Hu at the center.

13. When I think about a problem, the left side of my head is filled with flour and the right side is filled with water.

14. As a monster, my desire is to destroy at least one Ultraman.

15. To like someone means to be happy together; to love someone means to want to be together even if you are unhappy.

16. Love the country, love the family, love the junior sisters, guard against thieves, guard against thefts and guard against the senior brothers.

17. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he killed all his students.

18. People, it is better to live beautifully than to look beautiful!

19. Life is like a cup of tea. It will not be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.

20. One day, there was a mother-in-law riding in a car... Halfway through the ride, she didn't know the road... The mother-in-law spanked the driver with a stick and said: Where is this? The driver said: This is my p-share...

21. It is best not to miss two things in life: the last bus home and a person who loves you deeply.

22. When looking at beautiful women on the street, if you look high, you are appreciative; if you look low, you are a gangster.

23. The same bottle of drink costs 3 yuan in a convenience store and 60 yuan in a five-star hotel. In many cases, a person's value depends on his location.

24. The effect of contraception: If it fails, you will become an adult!

25. Fatty had a girlfriend, but he broke up with her within a week. When my friend asked why, Fatty said: "She said... after looking at me for a long time, she felt so tired... ”

26. Passed through the women’s restroom three times without entering!

27. Taiwan, your mother’s 60th birthday! Call you home for dinner!

28. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten.

29. If the heart has no place to rest, it will wander wherever it goes.

30. I dreamed of eating pasta and woke up in the morning to find that my shoelaces were gone!

31. The brothers in the dormitory decided to impose the following punishment on the roommate: make him hold a telephone pole covered with advertisements for old Chinese medicine practitioners, full of tears and affection.

32. A friend is someone who sees you through and likes you.

33. There are two major tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting something you don’t want.

34. The difference between a lie and an oath is: one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.

35. Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but it is better for love to be buried in peace than to die on the street.

ZG was in troubled times in 36.08. Nothing was normal except the ZG football team!

37. After drinking Beshengyuan slimming tea, my breasts suddenly disappeared.

38. The first half of the short story I Love Your Mother will be broadcast here today. Please continue to enjoy the second half of the short story I Love Your Mother at the same time tomorrow.

39. Do you want me to get out? I'm gone. You want me to come back? Sorry, get away.

40. When you can’t bear it anymore, just bear it again.

41. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

42. Let the future come and let the past pass.

43. Advertising on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisements on taxis: Traffic jam? Take the subway!

44. An advertisement from a flower shop: The roses in our shop are the cheapest today. You can even buy a few to give to your wife.

45. I am in the world, but there are no legends about me in the world!

46. The reason why people live a tired life is because they can’t let go of their arrogance, can’t tear apart face, and can’t solve the plot.

47. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?

48. The ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny.

49. The man was on a business trip and suddenly came home early. He heard the man snoring at the door. The man walked away silently and sent a text message to his wife: Get a divorce! Three years after the divorce, his ex-wife said to him: He was Rising’s little lion back then!

50. I looked for her thousands of times, but when I looked back, that person still looked down upon me.