Funny swearing sentences can make people laugh as short as possible.

1, your appearance has broken through human imagination. . .

Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

3, everyone is drunk and I wake up alone, Lao Tzu is not serious!

People who take themselves too seriously are often very good at pretending.

5, you haven't fully evolved, it's really hard for you to become an elephant man.

6. Good students finish the exam: "The exam is over-bad students finish the exam:" Shit. It is over; be doomed

7, everyone should live well, because heaven has been closed, no one.

8. When you want to lose something, please think about it and don't lose face.

9, people live so-so, sad but make do.

Boss, please give me a catty of strawberry arsenic.

1 1, yo, have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning?

12, how can they call you a pig? This is too much!

13, if handsome, humans have to use asexual reproduction.

14, clothes make the man, horses make the saddle, and dogs run with the bell.

15, people always make mistakes, otherwise the right road is crowded.

16, think of your eyebrows, think of ambiguity. Suddenly I feel that most of my thoughts are like this, and they are getting weaker and weaker.

17, you like to push people with your stomach, which proves that you are smart.

18, people are not stupid, I am not stupid; If people are mean, I will be more mean.

19, how come another barbarian, gene mutation!

20. To be honest, your looks are really refreshing! 3。 I seldom swear, and I'm not human.

2 1, people say things and fart. They're just a breath.

22. Go your own way and leave others no choice.

23. July and a half have passed, and you are still in the crowd.

24. No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

25. Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you to speak.

What a lovely spirit a mosquito would be if it stopped sucking blood and switched to liposuction.

27. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

28. Can someone who secretly loves me confess? You are in a hurry, and I am also in a panic.

On the 29th, our army's weather forecast lasted for more than ten minutes, and the Japanese army just said "It rains all over the country".

30. Don't look back until you hit the south wall. Hit the south wall, grab it and be pushed by everyone.