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A naughty word that came out.

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1. Although I stay at home every day, I have no intention of dressing up sloppy, but my charm remains undiminished. There is an endless stream of men calling me. They are SF Express, ZTO, Shentong, Tong Yuan, Dayun, Postal Service, Hungry and Meituan Takeaway.

2. Hello, I'm Yue Lao, and I want to have someone. Please transfer money to me and write down the name of the person I like. I will let you know that nothing can help you.

3, looking at the bigger and bigger belly, I feel that I should be unable to hold back. For this reason, I am a little afraid to go home, because I don't know who his real father is. Is it milk tea? Or hot pot? Or barbecue? It's so annoying

When my parents were young, they owed a lot of money to others. Every time they say to people, "We will pay you back twice." Later, they gave birth to me and named me Shuang.

There is a diligent villain and a lazy villain in my body. When I hesitate, they fight. Diligent villains often beat lazy villains out of the water in primary school, tied in junior high school, and lazy villains often win in high school. But when I arrived at the university, I suddenly stopped playing, and the diligent villain was killed.

6. Just now, a couple who looked like students asked me how to get to Sheraton Hotel. I don't hesitate to point to Xinhua Bookstore, hoping that they can find themselves lost in the sea of knowledge!

7. If I am young and promising and don't feel inferior, my husband must have many.

8. An impulsive person like me needs to spend a lot of money to calm down.

Time tells us that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed, and now it is time for us to pretend to be forced.

10, holiday, buy a globe, the world is so big, you can not only see it, but also stroll around.