Best friend's birthday greeting is funny and short.

1, the world is ugly when it is cold! It is not easy to live to this day! Who doesn't live like this? Don't have any ideas, just live! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Dear sister, I have a very precious gift that I want to give to you. This is the short message I am sending you now. Happy birthday.

Today is my happy sister's birthday. I wish my sister a happy birthday, smooth work and a good mood every day!

I wish my sister a happy birthday, smooth work and a good mood every day!

After I cleaned the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will always be happy.

I offer my love to you. Happy and warm birthday to you. You are my forever good sister.

7. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Come on! Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!

8. The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable. I sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

9, lonely days, I will see you in the moon palace, I am very excited! I called your name, "You are a pig. Why did you come to the Moon Palace again? "

10. On your birthday, I will send you a happy note as a gift. May you have 365 beautiful days, and sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

1 1, blessing plus blessing is many blessings, blessing minus blessing is the starting point of blessing, blessing by blessing is infinite blessing, and blessing is the only blessing besides blessing. Happy birthday to you!

12. On the eve of your birthday, I wish you a prosperous career, a healthy body, countless money, no hard work, leisure like a mouse, romance like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

13, birthday girl, I wish you all your hopes, all your dreams, all your waiting, and all your efforts.

14, today is your birthday, and your friend requested a power train pawn for you. Please tap on the floor with your mobile phone ... OK, the song ordering is over.

15, flowers are similar every year, and people are different every year. It's not a dream to wake up, and there are many wrinkles between the eyebrows. On your birthday, I just hope you can be happy, healthy and beautiful. Happy birthday!

16, give me trouble, and I will turn it into happiness for you! Give me sadness and I will turn it into happiness for you! Give me the frustration and I will turn it into your strength! Give me loneliness, and I will turn it into friendship for you! May friendship last forever! Happy birthday!

You are the happiest woman in the world! Have a husband who loves you, keep his promise to you all his life, and accompany you every year today! Happy birthday, dear!

18, dear, I just want to tell you that everything about you is touching my heart, and I will love you forever.

19, I wish you big fish and big meat; Accompanied by the beauty of singing; The daily income is not enough; Dare to live longer than the tortoise. Happy birthday!

20. I wish my sister a happy birthday, smooth work and a good mood every day!

2 1, I wish you: happy as an old turtle in the East China Sea and long as a big stone in the South Mountain.

22.* Happy birthday * I wish you look up at Cupid today, meet a great beauty when you go out, bow your head and pick up a bundle of hundred-dollar bills, and go home and step on smelly shit!

23, happy birthday! Make a wish and let all the stars in the sky bless you. The shining background light shines on your cheeks, though it is weak, but it can extend far away.

24. Sooner or later, your life will be full of my worries and will be infinitely wonderful. Everywhere, your journey will be accompanied by my thoughts, and you are no longer lonely. Send you romantic wishes, may you be happy forever! Happy birthday!

I wish you a happy birthday and happiness. Always smile. For your place in my heart every day, for the roses you bring to my life, for the love and memories between us.

26. I should pick you up once or twice and give you a birthday kiss. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

27. You are honey and I am melon. You are not an idiot on your birthday. You are a cantaloupe after reading the text message! I wish you: smile after reading the message, happy birthday!

28. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Come on!