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Excerpts from the most disgusting copywriting paragraphs of the little milk dog coquetry (60 sentences)

The most disgusting copywriting joke of little suckling dog (1) 1. I want to send you a big New Year gift box, but the courier won't let me put it in the box.

I'll take you, you get the money.

Maybe I can't give you a rickshaw house in the future, but I promise-if I eat meat in the future, I will never let you just drink soup.

4. I am so wronged, and people are just angry.

5. Not you, the seed of love is not you, but you for the rest of your life.

6. I dare not tell you every emotion, because every emotion is related to you, like a confession to you.

7. I am so cute that even mosquitoes will bite me.

8. My father drives a Ferrari and my mother drives a Porsche. I'm kidding.

9. After seeing so many pigs, you are the cutest one.

10. I also want to be a baby, stay in your shopping cart and be taken home by you.

1 1. You are good or bad, bullying others, huh.

12. You are the one with infinite scenery and the one who falls into the dust. The point is you, not what you are.

13. She is your little baby! Kiss me!

14. My baby is like this, hehe.

15. Can I say good night to your face? I'll say it to my face first.

16. I will give myself to you. Cute as it is, I can't afford it.

17. You should cooperate when she is coquetry.

18. Then I'll give you a hug. Don't mess up my hair.

19. The loveliest person in the world is in my mirror.

20. I'm chasing Cupid's arrow, and you're flying in a bulletproof vest.

The most disgusting copywriting paragraph of little milk dog coquetry (Chapter 2) 2 1. You are my recovery, my connection and my end.

22. Not eating grapes is sour, and I will show off in an ostentatious manner if I eat them.

23. Baby, what are you talking about? I love you so much!

24. I am very good today, and I miss you very much.

25. Husband, last year's lipstick doesn't match me this year.

26. I hate it

27. A spoiled woman makes a man willing to help her.

28. You said I was born because I love you.

29. If I am a vagrant, you are human.

30. No matter how good others are, they belong to others. I am different. I am yours.

3 1. We don't know each other very well. You can call me beauty.

I can't sleep. I need you to hold it to sleep.

33. Can't I, a lovely little fairy, conquer your heart?

Don't be too nice to other girls in the future. I will be jealous and stomp my feet, and I will lie on the ground and beg you for a hug.

35. You are so annoying!

36. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.

37. You are really bad. I want to tell my mother that you bully girls.

38. A boy's coquetry is to let you spoil him. Paying more attention to him does not rule out boredom and making trouble.

39. Be your baby and be spoiled.

40. Snacks are mine, and I will be yours in the future.

The most disgusting copywriting paragraph of little milk dog coquetry (Chapter 3) 4 1. I miss you all, not as much as I miss you. Everything loves you less than I love you.

Please praise me, because I have done a great job in loving you.

43. Actually, I am just like other princesses. Every day, knights come to see me with different foods. The only difference is that my knights charge a distribution fee, some three, some five.

44. You can only choose between gummy bears and me, but I secretly told you that I have gummy bears.

45. I want to eat that. Go and buy it.

46. Even if the world is not worth turning back, you will find that there is my fulfillment. My little boy, who has been wronged, can't come and hug.

47. I have a best friend, but he is a man.

48. I'm afraid I can't do it alone without you.

49. I am on the left, giving you the romance of an angel; You are on the right, promising me a warm future.

50. Ha ~ ~ You look down on us girls! ? ~~"

5 1. Come on!

52. Honey, I don't want to get up. I just want to sleep with you.

53. You can kill me. You kill me, I become someone else's little baby.

54. "Honey, I'm tired. Go and cook! "

If you can promise me a future, I will draw a prison for you.

56. May you work hard all your life, be loved all your life, have everything you want and let go of everything you can't get.

57. Family! !

58. The three most beautiful words in the world: I bring you delicious food, I take you to eat delicious food, and we eat delicious food together.

59. Can you take out the money you spent on smoking and buy me some refreshing drinks?

60. How can I eat tutu? Tutu is so cute.

A show of love with a puppy.

Copywriting with a sucking dog (I) 1. You are the joy I blurted out, and I have decided again and again.

2. One you, wholeheartedly, for life. That's it, that's all.

I am so ordinary that no one will look at me again. But after meeting you, I was spoiled as a princess, and I was really happy.

I have never drunk the strongest wine, but I gave up the one I love most.

Girls should not have a good eye, especially when looking for a partner, or they will be killed by happiness.

6. You are the one I have lost my freshness but still have a crush on.

7. This is a trivial past after dawn. I look forward to your hug in my sleep. Good night

8. It can work miracles. Jomai's destroyed love, once rebuilt, will be bigger, better and more tenacious than before.

9. I am spiritual in front of you. But after meeting you, the ape jumped away and the horse flew away, leaving only my heart, entirely for you.

10. I want to spend my life with you.

1 1. I think the so-called love is the person you face, and his emotions are the same as yours.

12. Spring breeze with flowers is beautiful and pleasant.

13. The person you like likes you more than you do.

14. You are a thief. If you don't steal gold and silver, you steal my heart. I am a soldier, I don't attack the city, I don't plunder the land, I just stay in your heart.

15. You are like a bowl of soup, which makes my heart never cold.

16. The greatest happiness in life: there is a person in my heart who can warm my life.

17. I like the wind, unrestrained, I like stars, quiet and bright, I like whales in the deep sea, lonely and clear, I like animation, warm heartstrings, I like you, and it is meaningless.

18. Are you afraid or won't love?

19. along the way, I drank hard liquor, my eyes were red, my heart was dying, and I was lonely. Until I met you, the wind left, the rain stopped and the fog dispersed.

Copywriting with Little Milk Dog Xiu En Ai (Part II) 20. Do you know where my whole body looks best? Eyes, because I only have eyes for you.

2 1. Good feeling is like the hands of a clock. Although we only meet occasionally, we are always closely linked.

22. Never look back; No matter how happy you are, there are troubles. Don't care.

23. I like pure expectation in life, I like steady and slow growth, I like the color after years of rinsing, I like songs that I have never sung, and I prefer to be friends with this person who reads short messages for life!

24. Clear water is not as clear as your eyes. After several storms, there is only one you in my life.

25. Salute with your right hand and hug you with your left.

I tell you to the sky that my love for you will never stop.

27. If I can't stop loving you, I will take you with me.

I love you not only today, but also every day.

29. We get up together, brush our teeth together and go out hand in hand. Shopping together, walking together, fighting bravely for TV together … I know that this day will be our little happiness.

30. I have a slow fever, but I have good thermal insulation. Once I heat it, it won't cool down. For example, I like you.

3 1. Forever love will never end!

32. The once lost heart was that you pulled me out of loneliness.

33. You protect the world and I protect you.

I don't want to bump into the south wall, but I want to bump into my husband's chest.

35. I am looking for a horse. It's your micro signal.

36. Do you know how happy I am every time I see you?

37. It is 10,000 heartbeats and breaths, and it is also 10,000 times to bow their heads and sigh.

38. The happiest thing is to spoil you for life.

I wrote 10,000 love stories. You did it more than you did the rest of your life.

40. The warmest love words in the world are good night from your mouth.

4 1. You are my unforgettable dream at night.

42. Be my future partner.

43. You are a landscape that thousands of stars can't compare with. You live in the light, with the breath of stars and the moon.

44. After truly loving someone, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, success is you, and failure is you.

45. I want to meet you thousands of miles away and never give up.

46. No rhyme, sex autumn mountain.

47. I hope that person can be gentle with your years. I hope that person can keep you naive. I hope it's me.

48. If I love you day by day, will it become a year, and then love you year by year, will it become a lifetime?

49. Every day in your life, may you always smile and be moved, because-love.

No matter where you are, I will come back to you as long as you need me.

5 1. Only in this way can we marry a good wife like you. I hope we can be together for a long time.

52. The rear wheel of the bicycle fell in love with the front wheel, but he knew that he could never be with her, so he kissed every inch of land where the front wheel passed, silently watching her and accompanying her. Don't miss the people who accompany you! ! !

53. When I first met you, God said four words in my ear: Destiny takes a hand!

Even if you are a cactus, I am willing to bear all the pain to hug you.

55. What is phosphorus pentoxide without oxidation?

56. There is a kind of eyes full of joy, an emotional longing, a family relationship doomed in this life and an eternal love! I love you, love you and spoil you. I would like to be a sweet couple!

Sentences that make the little suckling dog's boyfriend happy

I just want a little bit of your love, a little bit of your kiss and a little bit of your heart. Let me put me in your heart and let you blow my beginning in my ear with your breath forever!

I'm waiting for someone to accompany you to the old place. I am waiting for someone, waiting for her to accompany you to the end.

Let me accompany you to the ends of the earth in the century. 1。 Look forward to the future with pride.

You are nobody, you are the only one for me, and you are my eternal dream. I think I have a dream all my life.

5. It's raining, but the clouds are crying: the air is quiet, but the wind is going to sleep: the night is coming, but the sunset is drunk: I'm tired of humming love songs: I miss you again, people who read materials!

You are the brightest star. If you don't love me, I can't give you anything. Have a world without you?

7. You are the beacon in my heart. I just want to move my love for you out of my heart and express my love for you.

8. If you're a hunter with tears in your eyes, I'm Bai Niao who doesn't dodge anymore.

9. You are the brightest star. How can I hold your hand tightly and say that you are all to me?

10. You are nobody, you are the only one for me, dear. May we be together forever, and the true feelings will remain unchanged.

1 1. Carefully explore another kind of love you left in this life and return it to you tomorrow after a long time.

12. Believe in love and trust you more. Can you give me a chance to watch the stars with you forever?

13. You are the lighthouse in my heart. I want to be someone who can get wet with you on rainy days. The person you blow with on a sunny day.

14. I want to be with you, watch the sunrise and sunset with you, and collect romantic atmosphere with you.

15. Baby, my love for you has never changed. The youth that accompanies you through is the seriousness of life.

16. The bright sunshine warms the earth, but you are not with me.

17. I look forward to seeing the mysterious rainbow after the rain one day. We meet unexpectedly. There is no wind, no rain, just you and me walking in the rain. Hugging in the wind.

18. In my heart, you are the best, and I feel the worst when you are angry. I don't want to send you a message without saying anything. I hope you are angry and don't be sad anymore. I promise you, next time, I hope you will forgive my crime. I am angry because you are the thickest and you won't forgive me.

19. Either you hang up first or I hang up first!

20. You are the beacon in my heart. I want to be the one who can get wet with you on rainy days and blow with you on sunny days.

As long as I can see you often, I feel very happy: as long as I snuggle up to your petite body, my heart will be very stable, as if I had just slept with you.

22. I dreamed of a memory, fell in love, and suddenly looked back and kept eternity.

23. The reason why I left you is not because you are not good, or I don't love you. You are a perfectionist. I'm worried that when my face turns pale, you will gradually alienate me. Instead, I will choose to leave you before my face is worn out by time, leaving you with perfect memories.

24. Now I find that I signed Guanyin!

Baby, my love for you has never changed. How long will it last? At this moment, I just want you to hug me

26. Don't be sad. I will solve your loneliness for you. Give me the weight of all your dreams. Hold your hand and follow me, no matter how strong the wind is.

27. Do you know why the sea is so bitter, because it is the tears I left you?

28. I can't sleep at night because my heart has been taken away by you. Don't think about tea and rice, because my soul has been led by you. Come back quickly, my love.

29. I only take a spoonful from you when I am weak: when the garden is full of flowers, I only pick one; Love only one girl after countless times; Your smile is the beauty of my life. I am not extravagant and greedy, I just want to wait for you to be happy to the end!

30. It's sweet to think of you. If I meet you in the future, I will walk by with a smile.

3 1. I'm not alone with you. Wipe it off for me when I cry. When I was cold, you held me in your arms. I'm not alone. Honey, I love you! !

You can't get rid of the habit of smoking in two years together. You said that cigarettes represent men's loneliness. What puzzles me is that you still feel lonely after I have been by your side for so long. There are two iron boxes in the cupboard in the room, which contain the cigarette butts you have smoked in the past two years.

Baby, love your heart, never change, no matter what kind of life, you do it yourself.

Give me a time to say love and turn my heart into a star to fill your lonely night. I have never felt this way, but I am eager to have a beautiful forever.

35. If you ask me what I like best about you? I will say, I like your eyes best, because there is my happy smile in them: if you want to give me a gift, I want the second button of your coat, because it is the closest place to your heart.

36. Lies, after packaging, have a better name called promise.

37. I am too old to be crazy about love, and I never believe in the story of love at first sight! I miss you, but I can't help it What you see is the real me! Never-ending touching! Touching the world with you, the most beautiful existence!

38. Otherwise ... I will hug you.

39. Even if you are not nice to me, I want to jump into your arms and rub it.

40. My love will always be with you. In this century, as long as you have me by your side, I will have you by my side.

Sentence (Chapter 3) Make the little suckling dog's boyfriend happy 4 1. The sky and the sea are in love, but they can't hold hands and can't let love continue. The sky cries and tears fall on the sea. Even if punished, the sky will send its soul into the sea. Since then, the sea is bluer than the sky.

42. Love is an adventure. If you win, you will be together for life. If you lose, people who are closer than friends are not even friends.

43. How many people are worth waiting for, but there is a fool who can make me wait willingly.

44. I would like to get to know you, know each other, hold hands in the world of mortals, be happy with pain, be happy with pain, and hold hands for a lifetime.

45. The ups and downs of life, I want to walk with you. Not long. It's just a lifetime.

46. True love is the result. If there is no result, you can only call yourself loved.

47. You are the most literary boy I have ever met. The most rational person. This is also what I think is the most similar between us.

48. It's sweet to think of you, only to have lasting enthusiasm for the person you like.

49. No matter how strong a person is, there will be a day when he can't persist: no matter how persistent his heart is, there will be a moment of tears.

50. I like you very much.

5 1. The two luckiest things in my life, one of which consumed my love for you in time; The other is that I met you a long time ago.

52. It is sweet to miss you. Since you don't need to love me, I don't need to hurt you.

53. Eagle calling chicken, eagle calling chicken, do you copy?

54. I don't want to love today, but I wake up and find that you are my favorite.

55. Waiting for you, I will grow old forever and grow old together in the next cycle.

Please believe me, I can't promise to be the best, but I will try my best to be better.

57. You are not the best, but you are what I cherish most.

58. Plant a beautiful flower, which will bloom for you at the intersection where you often walk.

59. When you get old, find a small town to live with your lover, watch the sunrise in the alley in the morning and the sunset at night.

60. If I were a rose, I would like to dedicate it to Fan Fen: If I were the sun, I would like to dedicate it to warmth; If I were a diamond, I would dedicate myself to eternity … but I am nothing but saying: I love you!

A small copy about coaxing your girlfriend like a nursing dog (a collection of 60 sentences)

Shorthand for coaxing your girlfriend with a suckling dog (I) 1. If you love each other, you have to grow old together. If you miss it, keep him safe.

Think about the joy of watching the sunrise and sunset with me.

Love is the love between you and me, caring for each other, holding your hand and growing old with your son!

Let me make you a cup of tea, add a piece of rock sugar, and then inject a cavity of enthusiasm to dissolve my love into the tea bit by bit.

5. The sky is vast and the heart is lost; Holding the breeze, scattering acacia, holding the drizzle, complaining for a long time; Thinking of you, thinking of you and looking at you, my heart has already fallen for you! Can you understand my love?

6. I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

7. If living is the greatest life that God gives me, then living without you is the greatest gift that God gives me.

8. The road I walked was muddy, flat, happy and sad. The scenery I have seen includes mountains and seas, as well as dilapidated jungles. I have met many people, interesting and boring, but I like you best.

9. Sir, if possible, I would like to turn into the spring breeze in March and suddenly jump into your arms with a little peach blossom fragrance.

10. The evidence that two people love each other is that no matter where they are, they are in each other's eyes. Love is sometimes as simple as that.

1 1. I am happy and carefree, but you are worried and distressed; My heart is changing and your heart is broken; Thank you, you have done so much for me, and I am really moved for you.

12. Take good care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you.

13. You know, if you say you love me, I think I own the whole world.

14. I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and go with you.

15. Whenever I feel depressed, I will recall your little smile and your encouragement, so that I can deal with it strongly. Thank you!

16. The spring breeze kissed you and you smiled; Rose kisses you, and you are happy; Mosquitoes kiss you and you applaud; I kiss you, you are happy. Hehe, today is Valentine's Day. Kissing you is not negotiable!

17. Falling in love with you is a kind of sweetness, falling in love with you is a kind of romance, hugging you is a kind of happiness, and guarding you is a kind of happiness. Dear, because I love you, everything is full of beauty. I love you for ten thousand years!

18. Love means different times, different places and different people. Only you and I are the same. Time is changing and space is changing. The only constant is the infinite yearning for you.

19. You know, there are always people who miss you and care about you. Your smiling eyes, like starlight, adorn my heart curtain and shine every night.

20. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I firmly believe that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

A simple copy about the way to coax a girlfriend like a suckling dog (part two) 2 1. At this moment, I wake up every day and see your smile shining on the wall like sunshine. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.

22. I will leave the rest of my life to you, with three points of infatuation and seven points of sincerity, sharing joys and sorrows.

23. If it is doomed, I think it is also good.

24. Even if I endure loneliness, I don't care. You are happy every day, which is also my happiness.

25. It's all your fault, which distracts me from everything I do.

I don't know what will happen tomorrow, so we should cherish the time together now. If I can influence the future, then I hope I can be with you forever!

Only if you are willing to believe, can you get what you want to believe. The right person will meet eventually, and the beautiful person will meet eventually, as long as you make yourself beautiful enough.

28. I don't want a short tenderness, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime.

I thought I could be strong without you, and finally I knew I couldn't.

Baby, I really love you. I know what I did upset you, but I will change. I can't live without you.

3 1. The three happiest words in the world are: together.

32. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness, like a cloud, flew away at once.

When I met you, all my luck ran out.

34. If you like this kind of thing, cover your mouth and it will come out of your eyes.

Whenever I encounter setbacks, as long as I think of your smile and your encouragement, I will cheer up and go on strongly.

36. I really didn't expect you to be so sad. Excuse me!

37. For a woman, money is not the point, the point is that you can stay with her at every critical moment.

38. Why did you hurt me and make me like you so much?

39. Set the warmth of winter, the rain and dew in the morning, the glittering and translucent snow, and wash away the waves of the blue sea, just to send you the most sincere wishes on special days, to love you, to wish you a happy life and sweet love.

40. I won't delay. As soon as I get the courier, I will open it. As soon as the alarm clock rings, I will press it. As soon as the snacks are opened, I will eat them. I laugh as soon as you appear.

A short copy about nagging girlfriend (Chapter 3) 4 1. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you. ...

42. I don't allow you to wash with cold water, because women are feminine and cold water will increase Yin Qi, so be sure to use warm water!

43. Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

I swear, after many years, I still love you as I do now.

45. When the wind stops chasing clouds, when the ice stops turning into water, when the fire stops burning, when the stone is no longer hard, when there is no love in the world, I can stop loving you.

46. I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years. Believe me, marry me! Let me prove it!

47. If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

I won't let you leave me. My best score in rice running is 100 second. Non-abnormal girls should run, but you can't!

49. As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.

50. Don't marry anywhere, don't marry anywhere, refuse to have sex!

5 1. I won't let you drink, not that I won't let you drink. It is ok to drink less, because drinking too much will hurt your health!

Since we can't break up, don't waste time and get married.

53. I really want to hold you from this moment on, hold you tightly and walk towards God.

54. You sit by my side, and the wind in the world is half mine and half yours.

55. Don't be paranoid in the future, okay? I know you are paranoid because you are afraid that we will be separated, that I will not love you one day, and that someone better than you will attract me. Don't be afraid of all this A sea of people. I met you and chose you, because there is only you there, and I love you the most.

You are the one I want to show off to the world, but I don't have the heart to share it with anyone.

57. The closed heart is finally opened by you, and only a small space can accommodate you. I only have you in my heart, because there is no room for the second person.

58. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

59. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together ~

60. Actually, when you think about it carefully, when you don't like someone, it is often the most relaxed and happy time. Although I feel a little lonely occasionally, all the time is my own.