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I shot the arrow of love into your heart, and you became my prisoner. I've decided to sentence you to life imprisonment and keep you in my heart forever without bail.

The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life!

In college, falling in love is called going to work, lovelorn is called being laid off, empathetic is called changing careers, lovelorn hasn't started to find another object yet, and then we can talk about being laid off and reemployment!

Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I decided to go to court. What should I convict you of? After the judge searched all the records and cases, the jury unanimously passed: sentence you to accompany me for life!

Stab you with a knife, I'm afraid of blood; Poison you, too many fake drugs; Electrocute you, the electricity bill is too expensive, drown you, maybe you can swim. Forget it, I still want to die of you!

1 angle = 10, 1 love 1 attachment 1 tenderness 1 consideration 1 tolerance 1 pity 1 pity.

If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

After receiving this message, it means that I like you, delete my secret love, reply that I want to marry me, or promise to marry me if I don't, and change it to my person who died, and keep it for me in the next life and forward it to the world to declare that I love you!

How many times have I told you to go to bed early at night and not to go out, but you just won't listen. No, I dreamed again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up!

Man: Every time I miss you, the star will drop a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. Woman: Every time I think about you, I fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

Thinking of you, Xinjiang roast lamb leg stuffing is really beautiful. I miss you very fat, but it's heavy in my heart.

It's late at night, the birds are asleep and the mosquitoes are out. I miss you and look forward to you. I'm doomed to insomnia tonight. The dream is lost, and the soul is haunted by it. Why not return the stolen heart?

The lover will eventually buckle the meat, but the pig pocket will appear in the lover's eyes. If the relationship is long-term, it is not pork and pork. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig.

Ah! I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

I'm a little vulgar and weird, a little boring and cute! A little lazy, a little bad, a little smart, a little rogue! Say rogue is rogue, slick love! You want to love me, then love me.

No matter where, thousands of miles or Wan Li, no matter when, ten years or a hundred years, I miss you deeply and love you. Although I deny the existence of all gods, I will always believe that you are a "new god!" "

You are bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan. Seeing your heart beating faster, but not your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time passed too fast. I hope having you is not a long wait.

Personals: Male, undergraduate, only a few points away; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; Have a house, many people own it; Have a car, not a motor vehicle; Looking for a beautiful young man * * * went to the grave, a few years later.

I can't promise or promise you anything, but I will do it. If one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

You are the sun in my heart, but it's a pity to go down the mountain; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first!

Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half. I finally found you through hard work, damn it! Only to find that our wings are on the same side.

I can't eat in the morning because I miss you; I can't eat at noon because I miss you more; I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily; I can't sleep at night because ... I'm hungry.

Dear, for you, I will cross the ocean and jump into the abyss without hesitation. I will overcome any difficulties! If it doesn't rain, I will find you on time on Sunday!

The hot summer is long, the rolling heat wave has nowhere to hide, my eyes are black and flustered, and my head is sweating with Venus; Thinking of you in my heart is like eating cold candy, my heart is cold, and it is like an air-conditioned room no matter how hot it is!

If you are a lovely red apple, I would like to be a slacker and chew you!

Miss you, is a morning glory, bit by bit extension, bit by bit.

If the whole Yellow River is poured out, the flame of my love for you will go out. Can all the water in the Yellow River be poured out? No So I still love you.

I prayed in front of the Buddha for 500 years, just to be a blooming flower on your only way.

I will never regret loving you. I will miss you forever. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. You can't learn if you forget. A little pig is intoxicated in the mobile phone!

You are the most beautiful in my eyes: aquiline nose, toad mouth, round-legged mouse eyes, a mouth under the nose, dripping with saliva.

Love is not afraid of the dark, the darker the corner in the park, the more couples go there; Love is not afraid of heat, even if the temperature is 40 degrees, lovers will stick together; Love is not afraid of cold, but lovers are still dating outdoors in ice and snow.

Dear, I've always wanted to learn from the Monkey King, so that I can take good care of you on Halloween. All kinds of monsters come on!

I want you to know that as long as you run away, I will chase you, no matter where, even in hell, no matter how far you go, I will chase you.

Love: 10% persistent+10% missing+10% jealous+10% suspicious+10% sweet+10% distressed+/kloc-0.

Kiss you, you are chocolate; Kiss you, cream mixed with honey; Kiss you, you are coke and sprite; Kissing you is just-I love you.

If your wife hits you, don't be angry, it's a kiss. Wife says you are a pig. Don't be angry. Scold is love. The wife beat and scolded, all for love.

There can be love and sex without marriage, just as there can be four seasons without fruit. However, if you don't get married, you won't get a welfare house.

A man's biggest secret is often told to his confidante, not to the same sex, family or wife. When the confidante became a wife, this part of her power was immediately revoked. This is called gain and loss.

Love precedes sex, and sex precedes love, just as eggs precede chickens and chickens precede eggs. It's hard to say which is truth and which is more noble than the other.

The deeper the relationship, the more specific the concern, from elegance to vulgarity, from spirit to body. When she was in love, she asked him, "Are you in a beautiful mood?" After getting married, she asked him, "Is your hemorrhoid cured?"

A rock singer once sang: girlfriend or dog? It's time for canaries to say this today: find a boyfriend and a dog at the same time.

Sir: "To commemorate our third wedding anniversary, do you want to buy a pearl necklace as a gift, or do you want to travel to Japan?" Madam: "I want to travel directly to Japan, where pearl necklaces are the cheapest."

Wife: Some people say that young people will lose their minds in the charming moonlight. Do you think this is correct? Dave: That makes sense. Do you remember? I proposed to you in the moonlight.

Wife: "Please! For me, stop drinking! " Husband: "Nonsense! I didn't drink it for you. "

Husband: "Dear, I love you with 120 degree passion." Wife: "Oh, then I'm going to divorce you." Husband: "Why?" Wife: "avoid being melted by you!" " "

Youth: "I have been practicing her muscles these days." Friend: "Do you want her to call you a hero?" Youth: "No! So I can't be afraid of her father. "

"Dear, tell me honestly, do you really like beautiful girls? Still a smart girl? " "I'm not interested in such girls, I only like you!"

"Dad, if you don't promise me to marry him again, he will commit suicide." "What does his suicide have to do with me?" "He has a life insurance policy of 5 million pounds in your company."

A: "Hey, the actress you introduced to me seems to be a girl with a heart of stone." B: "cruel? You have to work hard, diamonds can touch her heart. "

She: "I am your wife, because no one else sympathizes with you." He: "You finally succeeded. Now everyone sympathizes with me. "

Woman: "Why did you always listen to me before, but only three days after you got married, you quarreled with me for two days?" Man: "Because my patience is limited."

Next, I will publish Mr. Smith's will. Before publishing the will, I would like to ask sincerely, Mrs. Smith, will you accept my proposal?

Wife: "hey, I heard that men are bald because they use too much brain." Is that so? " Husband: "Yes! Women have no beard because they talk all day and exercise too much. "

Wife: "You were talking in your sleep again last night." Husband: "Yes, otherwise I won't have a chance to talk."

You didn't come home until midnight after playing cards last night. What did you say to your wife? ""I said,' Today' ... ""Why are there only two words? " "hey! She said all the following. "

"It's an insult to give me clothes worth 100!" "Then what should I do?" "At least buy one from 200 yuan." "How dare I insult you twice at the same time?"

If the stock market can turn Gan Kun around, please let it take me with you. If I were a junk stock, I would never look back. Unless you and I restructure our assets!

Flip a coin and ask God if I love you. If it is positive, it means I love you. If it is negative, then, then will God be wrong?

I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send you a short message.

If you want to have a wedding tomorrow, you might as well go next door today and have a good talk with the divorced couple. Now, it's not too late for you to regret it.

When I met you, I knew that Qin Xun Ji was a true story. When I fall in love with you, I have a hunch that I will come to the end in love.

With full love and sweet desire. I carefully prepared acacia soup, put a little more tenderness, and then season some happiness, so that you can love me more after drinking it!

Dear, today I will summon up courage to say three words to you that I have been afraid to say: I love you! I choose today as a special day. Because: there is reason to go back on our word in the future!

I was walking alone in the street that day. It rained heavily and the ground was slippery. I accidentally fell and my heart fell out. Your name is on it.

I'm moving. The address is No.520, Lane 520, Sinian Street, Xiang 'ai Road, Love City. The landlord is my favorite. The lease term is unlimited. Rent: My love, the contract is that I love you all my life. Will you take me in?

If one day you are old and have no teeth, I will still kiss your toothless gums.

Baby, baby, I love you as mice love rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a crow chasing on the ground. I won't scold you if I don't hit you. I torture you with my feelings.

Want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby!

Love, love, I love you, just as mice love rice; Don't hit you, don't scold you, bite you off!

Love you for ten thousand years, exaggeration! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Loving you for 70 years in a row is my strength!

Dear: You fly in the sky and I chase after you on the ground! You swim and swim in the water, and I watch and watch on the shore. Although I am black, my charm shines brightly!

Acacia is a mysterious thing and an infectious disease. It is also transmitted across mountains and rivers. When you put it in an envelope and open it, it has a strong "medicinal taste". Are you sick today?

Marry me, and I will flush your toilet with oil, take a bubble bath with remy martin XO, and pick you up from work with Boeing 777. Use Zhao Wei as your maid.

Flip a coin and ask God if I love you. If it is positive, it means I love you. If it is negative, then, then will God be wrong?

I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send you a short message.

Son, you should get married. If you marry a smart and wise wife, you will be happy; If you marry a frivolous bitch, you will become a philosopher.

How do you know you're in love with me? M: I can't sleep because I miss Nian. Woman: This is not enough proof, because my mother can't sleep for you, but I know she doesn't love you!

God saw that man was thirsty, so he created water. God saw people were hungry, so he created rice. God saw that you didn't have a partner to hold hands with, so he created our meeting.

With full love and sweet desire. I carefully prepared acacia soup, put a little more tenderness, and then season some happiness, so that you can love me more after drinking it!

Send you a couplet-the first couplet is: the wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I will wait for you to call back; The bottom line is: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life; Horizontal batch: I miss you so much!

I looked at the stars at night and found something unusual. There is a rare lucky light around your sign. What happened? I calculated and calculated, wow! So I'm in love with you!

God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny; Miss you, insomnia; See you, too far; What can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow bowls!

To know my feelings for you, please call 1573. Please call 520 13 14 for my promise (I love you all my life); If you are satisfied, please press the emotion key 3399 (long and long).

Love you = $330 for breakfast (I miss you), $380 for lunch (I want to hug you), $370 for dinner (I want to kiss you), and snacks 13 14520 (I love you all my life).

Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

Seeing you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

Love is the yearning of the heart, the ringing of feelings, the collision of inspiration, the shining of lightning, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

Know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above.

I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.

When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

Your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the god of wealth cares for you, your friends are loyal to you, and the star of luck shines on you forever. Take good care of yourself and sneeze occasionally, which means I miss you.

On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

If you can look at me until I become a bald, timid and ugly old man, then I will look at you until you become a shriveled and wrinkled old lady.

You are a cigarette, I am a tobacco leaf, you are a flower, I am a flower, you are hair, and I am dandruff. In short, we are the best partners and will never part!

Men are born guilty, so you can't be afraid of being tired. Of course, you paid for the date, and everything is your fault.

My family name is me! Love You! Miss you! I understand you! Fang Ming loves you! The baby's name is miss you! This book is called Dream of You! Wei Ming is hitting on you! The nickname is chasing you! My friend asked me to take care of you! You can let me kiss you!

Love you is bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan. My heart beats faster when I meet you, but I don't see your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time passed too fast, so don't wait for you too long.

I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart! ! !

Weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day today, and my mood will drop by five degrees in the afternoon. Affected by this depression, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

You are the cup when I drink water-kiss you; Sleeping pillow-love (touch) you. The stars in the sky are the eyes that shed tears when I miss you, and the waning moon is the heart that splits in two when I miss you!

In my heart, you are Prince Charming-you are my Prince Charming! In my heart, you are a knight-I just use it for myself! In my heart, you are the sun in the sky-it is best to shine only on me!

You are water, I am sand, and I am mixed with you! You are a hook, I am a fork, and together we are friends!