Ask 20 1 1 April fool's day couples to send text messages?

1, you are very handsome, and everyone who sees flowers will stay; You're amazing. You make tea with peanut oil. You're cool. Generally, festivals are not celebrated, and April Fool's Day is the only day when everyone wishes you well! I also quickly filled in the numbers, wishing you the happiest stupid rabbit!

2. It is a mistake to say something wrong when it is right; To say the wrong thing at the wrong time is to add the wrong to the wrong. Smart people will say the right things at the right time, for example, I will say to you today: Happy holidays!

Forgive me for not texting you on other holidays, not because I don't miss you, but because I don't know where to start. Today is your holiday, and I can finally say to you loudly, dear, Happy April Fool's Day!

You know you have a holiday. I know you celebrate festivals. I know you have a holiday. I know, you know, I know you have a holiday. You know, I know, you know, I know you have a holiday. Whether you know it or not, you are celebrating April Fool's Day!

5, male correction, full of energy, with a big makeup. Long beard, bright head, confused and disappointed. Panic, hurry, look around frequently. Don't panic, don't be nervous, this is the festival! April Fool's Day is coming. Have fun!

6, April 1 April Fool's Day, first fool Liu Xiang who is limping, fool a good-looking person with high IQ, and don't want to be fooled. Learn: Please don't go to dinner, don't give a big gift, and don't reply to such news! Ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Notice: In order to effectively implement the great spirit of April Fool's Day (1), the National Association of Fools calls on all fools. Let's work together to create a new situation that is not stupid, stupid, stupid or stupid. Finally, remind all fools that April Fool's Day is possible! Happy April Fool's Day to everyone!

8, April Fool's trick: don't forget to bring paper to the toilet, forget to bring paper, don't forget to bring your mobile phone; Don't forget to bring money when someone treats you. If you forget to bring money, be sure to run faster than him. Don't show up immediately when someone is dating you, make sure someone is really waiting for you to show up; Fools have ever-changing methods. If you can't reach the advanced level of anti-customer, you'd better be careful!

9, April Fool's IQ test, a guessing game: take my lover away, leave your heart, and welcome the spring of insects together. This is a common word, can't you guess? You are so stupid! I have already told you the answer.

10, crossing the four seasons is a lover, crossing the distance is a friend, crossing the scenery is a tourist, crossing the journey is a passer-by, crossing the words is a poet, crossing the thoughts is a philosopher, crossing the wisdom is an ox. April fool's day, pay tribute to the cow!

1 1. Knock on your stupid head, wish you feel stupid every day, pat your foreign fool on the shoulder, wish you a sharp increase in income, kick your ass, and wish you a stupid life every year. Happy April Fool's Day!

12, stupidity is an attitude, but also a feeling, stupidity is a freedom, but also a freedom. April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you a quick fool's day. You will always be a fool after a sunny day and a fool with endless taste!

13, I am stupid, people are stupid, people are you, people are benevolence, festival, festival. April Fool's Day is here. I wish you to be stupid every day, be kind every day and save yourself forever!

14, since the roar became popular, I found that there are more and more things that I can't afford to hurt. Tigers roar, and the king of beasts can't afford to be hurt; The earth is roaring, and Mother Earth can't afford to be hurt. The sea is roaring, and the source of life can't afford to be hurt; The house price is roaring, and the small dwelling can't afford to hurt; The stock market is roaring and can't afford to cut meat; You are growling, too. April Fool's Day is coming. Why didn't anyone bless me? I can't afford to be hurt, I can only say: Happy April Fool's Day in advance!

15, I want to buy a suite, but I am afraid that the earth will turn real estate into movable property when it is transferred to vibration mode; I want to speculate in individual stocks, but I am afraid that I will become a shareholder if I am not careful; I want to keep a diary, but I'm afraid I'll be fired as a celebrity if I remember something I shouldn't. I want to yell, but I'm afraid the boss will send me a job directly when he hears it; After thinking about it, April Fool's Day is coming, so it's safer to wish a happy holiday to the disadvantaged groups like you, hehe, be happy!

16, there is such an equation: A=B, B=C, where a stands for animals, b stands for pigs and c stands for you. Excuse me, you =? I heard that people who can't do this problem will have a holiday. 4. 1 I wish you no April Fool's Day.

17, there is only ten cents left in the mobile phone, and only one short message can be sent. A short message is precious, which is also precious to you. Think about how many days you have been in contact, and you haven't said anything, which coincides with a good holiday for fools. Get up the courage to say it: help me charge.

18, April Fool's Day is here, you fools have fun together, be a fool and entertain yourself, and fools entertain others to please themselves; Stupid at work, stupid at thinking, stupid at wealth, stupid at life, enjoying the happiness of stupid water, and endless happiness and stupid taste!

19, today is April Fool's Day. We decided to choose typical key training to make some people "stupid" first, others stupid, and finally entertain themselves. Register after receiving the SMS. Happy April Fool's Day!

20. When you smile, ghosts scream; As soon as he is happy, the monk will apply a mask; When you scream, everyone goes crazy; When you cry, the mouse takes poison; Your alarm triggered an earthquake and tsunami; If April Fool's Day doesn't appease you, the consequences will be unimaginable!

Enjoy it slowly ~