Funny text messages, not yellow text messages

1. It is said that a man has to climb three mountains to find a wife. For your fate, can you let me climb two less so that I can catch up with you earlier and wait for your answer? If you agree, please reply: I agree, if not, please reply: I just agree. If you don't reply, I will acquiesce in your unconditional consent.

2.m: May I ask you a question? Which side do you like to sleep on?

Woman: On the right, what's the matter?

M: Then I'll sleep on the left from today and leave the right for you.

Female: ...

I heard that your mobile phone doesn't have short message function, so I sent this short message to try. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours!

4. Like is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.

The first time I saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life. I want to pursue you and hug you. I want to announce: I love you ... RMB.

6. Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me-wallet.

7. I'm shy, and I've been afraid to say anything to you. Today I finally got up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

8. I met you by chance, paid attention to you when I met you twice, dated you three times and four times, and missed you all the time. 90% should like you, and I'm sure I love you. It takes a hundred years to meet true love, and a thousand years to fulfill you. Are you willing to do anything?

9. You little leprechaun, you poisoned me with your love poison but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

10. I am not perfect, but I am real. In other words, I am not beautiful, but I am cool; I am not rich, but I am happy; I am not successful, but I am confident; I am not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.

1 1. Let me tell you a secret. Please look at the back first, then at the left, then at the right. Ok, please don't look around with your mobile phone!

12. The new three obedience and four virtues: the wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders and blindly follow her mistakes; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

13. It's been a long time since I received your message. I feel very distressed. I thought of using potato chips to make up for the scale of phenol media. Why did you send it to me?

14. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Qiao Nina. She fell in love with a girl named Shade. They look at the stars together. When the meteor crossed the sky, they named it Jonina Shading Star.

15. I can't eat in the morning because I miss you. I can't eat at noon because I miss you more. I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily. I can't sleep at night because I am hungry.

16. A big wooden sign hung on the back of a truck, which read: "This truck collided with other vehicles for 20 times, and the result was: 17 wins, 2 draws, only a slight loss. Please be careful! "

17. This is your first swimming lesson. An hour later, you said to the coach, "I think, is that enough for today?" "Why?" "I really can't drink any more."

18. Urgent reminder: There may be tornado weather recently. Be sure to take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg when you go out to avoid being blown to the west by strong winds. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.

19. Pigs can't talk, but only hum songs with their noses. Just like some girls, they always say: Hum!