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There is a vernacular song in Nanning. The first two sentences are sung like this: What have you been doing recently? No phone calls, no text messages.

Emerald of Melbourne

M: What about ordering? Are you so busy? I call every day, but I can't get the line, so I have no time to talk. Are you in trouble?

Woman: I ... um ... actually. alas ......

Man: Tell me, I'm your boyfriend, Lika. If I feed you something, I'm worried about coffee.

Woman: You are not good to me. I don't like you being nice to me! Do you know that?/You know what? !

M: Afraid? What's the matter? What are you doing? !

W: I like the second one on the left. Why don't we forget it?

Man: What? You've said it many times.

Woman: I don't like you anymore. Let's break up!

M: Break up? ! Um ... (eating a cigarette) whew ... how old are you?

Woman: Twenty-five!

M: Make a frame?

W: I like doing the same job. I know you are much older than me, but I like it enough! Look, you ... I support you, but you still want to. Have you made any progress? You are self-motivated, (male: I ...) If I really want to be with you all my life, will you be better than me?

Man: At least I love you. Hey, I'll change. How can I change it? You are not good to me, I really love you! It's very nice of you ...

Woman: Hey ... you old dog, you are not good at shouting. Hey, I gotta go. Goodbye!

Man: Hey ... Hey ... Alas. ...

Hong is far away from him, and his figure slowly disappears. ...

The phone is ringing! Rinrin Bell ...

M: Hello! Stand firm?

Woman: (crying) I ... I'm red.

Man: The red one? ! (Surprised) Hey ... What are you doing?

Woman: I ... (crying)

M: Hello! You are not good at shouting! A shrimp next to you?

Woman: (crying) It turns out that he is playing with my coffee!

Man: Good boy! Well, it's easy to shout! hey ...

Woman: Aaron, (Man: It's so sweet. Is it delicious? Do what? Take your time if you have anything. Hey ... hey ... Come on, stop yelling! I ... I ... I don't want to be at home. I don't want to live, I don't want to live.

Man: I've always changed for you. Although … although I can't find the stars in the sky, or I can't see that the jade in Melbourne is better than yours, I really changed my left a lot! I intend to do business at home. I'll get coffee and come back, okay?

Woman: (crying) Don't you blame me for being nice to you?

Man: Silly! You will meet someone you like, but you can't cut it!

Woman: (crying) I don't want Melbourne jade, I don't want it, I just want you!

Brother Long's monologue: I have been waiting for you for half a year, but I have to enter the customs for half a year. Whenever the dead of night, I am really tied up, I hope you will never leave me again. ...