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The most vicious words to love rat.

First, can you hold on? No, you are shameless!

Second, shame, face, madness, no bleeding, no tears, and God's anger can't allow cold-blooded animals to be primates. No wonder people hate you.

Third, you look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and depressed.

Fourth, who knows that you can only scream twice, and then there will be no winter grass dog hibernating in the stove in front of people.

Five, you can say that if you love to take advantage of others' real hands, you would have been paraplegic.

Six, nothing, please don't jump out with a shy face, it's really disgusting.

Seven, not beautiful, at least ugly.

Look at your teeth. Are you the same ancestor as the dog?

Nine, you still have the face to live in the world, even if you live in the world, you can't scare the people on earth.

Ten, Wukong, you clean the glass; Friar Sand, mop the floor. Bajie, the master knows your situation very well. After careful consideration, he decided to give you a chance to show it. After reading this message, you should hurry to clean the girls' toilet.

Eleven. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

Twelve, long face, wipe your eyes, please see what a face is.

13. Your mouth stinks worse than the water in the sewer. Once it stinks, you'd better go out less in the future.

Go home and look in the mirror and take a good look at yourself. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your head. Play dumb.

Fifteen, thank you for the fate with you, let me have a good memory.

Sixteen, his photo, posted on the door to ward off evil spirits, posted on the bedside contraception.

Seventeen, you dog walked along the country road, you said you were kicked to pieces by others and sang like a fucking adu.

Eighteen, you said that you, you and I are not on the same level at all. What are you nagging me about?

Nineteen, will you stop fooling around? Do you really have no idea how shocked you are?

Twenty, the other party said that Notre Dame de Paris is short of a bell ringer. Go on, it feels like an answer, why, where did you resign?

Twenty-one, if the acne on my face is as little as the hair on your head, I will be satisfied!

There are three kinds of people in the world: those whose conscience is eaten by dogs, those whose conscience is not eaten by dogs, and those whose conscience doesn't even eat dogs.

Twenty-three, you are stupid enough! You can see a shit fool at a glance!

Twenty-four, there is a big hole in your head! Otherwise, I have filled your head with so many things that it is not full!

Twenty-five, when you meet a generous person, I will give you a brick, and you will know what liver fibrosis is.

26. One day, I found that my little pig suddenly stopped sleeping late. This is very strange. I didn't know what to do when I saw the pig in the past, and then I took a closer look. Wow, the pig is reading the message!

Twenty-seven, do I have a man? Jealousy, not being a dog, backstabbing, is it interesting?

Twenty-eight, your rare species should be listed as a national first-class protected animal.

29. It is not terrible to fall in love with love rat, but it is terrible to leave love rat. —— Liu Qi

Thirty, kiss a person's ass for a limited amount of flattery.

The cruelest sentence of the zodiac is very hurtful.

Aries: You make me sick

Aries people are always self-righteous, so the most hurtful thing they have said is: seeing you makes you sick, and listening to you makes you sick. Why are you so mean? Can I beg you to get out?

Taurus: No mercy.

Taurus people tend to lose confidence. When they have no confidence, they will not be kind to you. Instead, they will leave you a sentence: I don't need what you give, and I can't give what you want.

Gemini: Help yourself.

Gemini people are the people who don't care about others the most. They always do what they think is right, but they are irrational. They always take an indifferent attitude. Their casual attitude is the most hurtful.

Cancer: None of your business.

Cancer people are usually docile, but once they are more self-motivated and willful, they will lose their senses and say that what I love is none of your business.

Leo: I object to you.

Leo people can say anything if they don't like someone. As long as they let the other person know clearly what they mean, then the most hurtful thing they say is: I hate seeing you from the bottom of my heart.

Virgo: You are nothing.

Virgo people, in fact, are often grumpy. Once they get angry, no matter who you are, they know how to express their anger and then say to you: You are nothing in my heart.

The most touching sentence

The most touching sentence

1. If we never met in life, I would still be the same person and dream occasionally. Then, I began to run around day after day and was drowned in this noisy city. I don't understand, there is such you in this world, only you can make people remember, only you can make me move. If life has never met, I don't believe that there is a kind of person who can't get tired of watching it, and there is a kind of person who feels warm as soon as he knows it.

2. Our life is really hard. First of all, we have to bear all kinds of external pressures, but we also have to face our own inner confusion. In the struggle, if someone gives you an understanding look, you will feel the warmth of life. Maybe just a brief glance is enough to make me feel excited.

3. Among thousands of people, meet the person you met; In thousands of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, we happened to catch up, neither earlier nor later.

4, sometimes, inexplicably in a bad mood, do not want to talk to anyone, just want to be alone. Sometimes, I want to hide alone and I don't want others to see my wound. Sometimes, walking through a familiar street corner and seeing a familiar back suddenly reminds me of a person's face. Sometimes, when others misunderstand their unintentional words, they will feel depressed and panic. Sometimes, I find myself growing up overnight.

5. If there is an afterlife, be a tree and stand in eternity, without the gesture of sadness and joy. Half peacefully in the soil, half flying in the wind, half in the shade, half bathed in the sun, very silent and proud, never relying on or looking for it.

6. There are always people around you. Look at the way she is happy all day. She really looks like a child. Everyone envies her. In fact, where do you know: one second she was crying sadly, and the next she was smiling brightly. In fact, they can't be alone. In the dead of night, they always sit by the window and meditate on the frustration in the night sky. They are like sunflowers, always shining brightly on the front of the sun, but hiding sadness on the back that can't shine.

7. Apart from tears, time is the only thing that can wash away everything. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted.

8. If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to beat him.

9. Maybe some people are hateful and some people are mean. And when I put myself in his imagination, I realized that he was more pitiful than me. So please forgive all the people you have met, good and bad.

10, if a friend makes you angry, it means that you still care about his friendship.

1 1, Ling Huchong said, "Some things are beyond our control, so we have to control ourselves."

12, I always thought that happiness was in the distance, in the future I could pursue. Later, it was discovered that those hugs, handshakes, singing, tears, love, and so-called once were all happiness. Countless nights, what we said, what phone call we made, who we missed, what tears we shed ... we were moved by what we saw or couldn't see, and then everything became eternal in the shuttle of time!

13, don't complain that your woman is ugly, don't complain that you don't have a good father, don't complain that your work is poor, and don't complain that no one appreciates you. There are too many disappointments in reality. Even if life gives you garbage, you can still step on it and climb to the top of the world. The world only cares whether you have reached a certain height, not whether you have stepped on the shoulders of giants or stepped on garbage.

14, I don't think about whether I can succeed or not. Since I chose the distance, I only care about hardships; I don't want to think about whether there will be cold wind and rain behind me. Since the goal is the horizon, all I can leave to the world is my back.

15, sunrise in the East China Sea and sunset in the West Mountain, one day sad and one day happy; People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.

16, if a person has been single for a long time and doesn't want to fall in love, he will feel that friends are more and more important; If a person has been single for a long time and doesn't want to go shopping, he will like listening to songs at home more and more; A person who has been single for a long time will become mature and love his parents more than before; If a person has been single for a long time, he will buy a lot of shoes and travel to many distant places alone. If a person is single for a long time, he will shed tears inadvertently, and it doesn't matter what he will do in front of everyone.

17, every memory has a password. As long as the time, place and character combination are correct, no matter how long it is dusty, that person's scene will be picked up again in oblivion. You might say, "Isn't it all over?" In fact, the past is only time, and you still can't escape. I will laugh and feel sad when I think about it. That fate is called "powerlessness".

18, it is not pleasing to the eye to see others, but it is not cultivated enough. At the moment when people are angry, their IQ is zero, and they return to normal after one minute. The key to elegance is to control one's emotions. Hurting people with your mouth is the stupidest behavior.

19, having someone who knows you is the greatest happiness. This person may not be perfect, but he can read you, go deep into your heart and understand everything in your heart. The person who knows you best will always be by your side, silently guarding you and not letting you suffer a little injustice. People who really love you don't say much about loving you, but do a lot of things that love you.

20. The fish said to the water, you can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water says I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

2 1, happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and the rain will clear up. If rain remains after rain, if sorrow remains after sorrow. Please let us face this parting frankly. Smile to find an impossible you!

22. When you were born, you were crying and people around you were laughing. When you died, you were laughing and everyone around you was crying! Everything is reincarnation! We are all in samsara!

23. True love does not pay attention to excitement, ostentation and extravagance, prosperity and whining.

24. In life, people keep leaving or entering. So, what you see, what you can't see; Remember, forget. In life, there are gains and losses. Therefore, the invisible see; Forgot, remember. However, does invisibility mean non-existence? Remember, will it never disappear?

The most inspirational words, words, inspirational quotations.

1, in the process of running, you can't feel a little tired, otherwise you will only be left behind or eliminated. When you fall behind, it's not that others abandon you, but that you give up yourself. Run faster than others, but than yourself!

On the road to success, some people failed, while others succeeded. The reason is that the former defeats itself, while the latter can defeat itself. Failure comes from inner collapse, and success begins with conquering yourself. Affirming oneself is the victory of will, controlling oneself is the success of reason, and surpassing oneself is the maturity of life.

Life is like this, and fate is often in your own hands. Maybe you are gifted, maybe you are mediocre, but it is often not this that determines your fate, but how you control it. If you persevere, work hard with the spirit of a stone, and quietly cultivate one side of the land, you may reap the spring of the world and create an amazing myth. Destiny is in your own hands, but you need to create it yourself; Happiness is in our hands, but it needs our constant efforts.

4. Life is like a mirror. If you cry at it, it will cry at you. If you want it to smile at you, you have only one way, and that is to smile at it. However, smiling is the most beautiful and charming expression.

5. Life itself is a process. Success and failure are only small fragments in the course of life. If life is linked to success or failure, life will lose its proper meaning.

6. The process of challenging yourself is extremely enjoyable. When you beat yourself again and again, you can hit the peak of your life again and again. Exploring and challenging yourself is the most important mission of everyone's life. You can run faster if you find the reason from yourself.

7. We shouldn't bemoan the misfortune of life and curse the injustice of fate. In the face of fate, we should be strong, hold it by the throat, inquire about it and change it.

8. Every experience in life is writing your resume. What you think is trivial, when you look back, there are countless scales. What you spell is very different in meaning and value from what others send to your mouth.

9. A person challenges himself not by opportunism, not by cleverness, but by confidence. When people have self-confidence, they will have the power of will. The biggest difference between people, between the weak and the strong, between success and failure lies in the difference of willpower. Once people have the strength of will, they can overcome their weaknesses.

10, there is always such a distance between effort and effect. The only difference between success and failure is whether you can persist in this incalculable distance.

1 1, let's encourage and support each other and let's run faster and better! Even if there are storms on the road, even if there are bumps on the way, as long as we don't give up running and self-cultivation, we will eventually create our own miracle of life!

12, nine times out of ten, when you face sudden changes, there is a guy named Strong who has been rooted in your mind, reminding you to face difficulties at all times, please use your wisdom and perseverance to overcome them; In the face of misfortune, please use your sincerity and smile to move; In the face of suffering, please use your patience to taste; In the face of incomplete and imperfect life, please accept it frankly.

13, the road of life is long and short. Accidental misfortune or frustration can only prove that a certain aspect is insufficient or not done enough at a certain time, and cannot prove that the whole process is not good.

14. With the strength of self-confidence and will, a person has the quality to dare to challenge himself and can do anything he can in this world. The biggest challenge in life is to challenge yourself, because other enemies are easy to overcome, and yourself is the most difficult to overcome.

15, sometimes taking is giving up, and giving up is to get better. In choosing, show the wisdom of life. If you understand the choice of life, you can live an open-minded and free life, without being lured by profit or bound by potential.

16, fate is in your own hands, not others'. If the environment we face cannot be changed, then we must first change ourselves. Only by changing yourself can we finally change others. If you can't change the environment, you must learn to adapt. In the process of adapting to the environment, you can stimulate your ability, transform the environment and get happiness.

17. Being strong is a monument erected for oneself when one can't find support. Being strong is the self-esteem in the soul of the weak; It is the self-confidence that a person grows up in the face of the hardships of life; Being strong is the spiritual pillar in the face of suffering; It is a reagent to deal with the impermanence of life and a spiritual pursuit that one must learn on the road to growth.

18, the opportunity is not given to you by others. You have to fight for it yourself. Only the opportunity you win will make us truly feel a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction from the bottom of our hearts. You are the key to success, come on!

19, maybe the torture of fate is the gift of fate! Suffering is often a fortune in life. As Mencius said: Born in sorrow, died in happiness. Hope is often born of despair, and the phoenix is reborn.

20, don't complain, complaining always shows that you are incapable. Because if you have the ability, you can change the status quo, not just endure it. Since you can't change it, let it go, then accept the reality silently. Patience is our strength against the world. With it, you can be free.