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Sentences about scumbags without using curse words

1. Who knows that you can only bark twice, and then you will make no sound in front of people like a grass dog hibernating in the stove during the winter.

2. When you pick up the mirror and look at yourself, you think you are redundant, but in fact... you are really redundant.

3. Have a longer face, wipe your eyes, please see clearly what a face is.

4. Why are you covering your face with your butt!

5. These two lips are equivalent to a large plate.

6. Don’t think that you are from a famous family, you think that your father is Li Gang.

7. Don’t you think you have reached the point where you are invincible and shameless?

8. Before I met you, I didn’t judge people by their appearance.

9. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

10. The other party said that Notre Dame de Paris needs a bell ringer. That resigned.

11. When someone scolds you for being noisy, you reply, "I'll cook the food for you."

12. You are like a bitter melon, dressed so cool and looking so cool.

13. Are you jealous that I have a man? Jealousy is just jealousy. Don’t be a dog. Is it interesting to slander me behind your back?

14. He looks very sci-fi and very abstract!

15. If he doesn’t speak, you can say, don’t say yes, don’t be so arrogant in the future,

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16. Are you saying that your mother and mistress are so cute, and you only feel happy if your mother hurts you? She is so coquettish.

17. When taking a photo, dig out your mouth, puff out your cheeks, or make a fist and touch the side of your face.

18. Girl, your fashionable outfit, especially It's the pair of black cotton socks with sandals, which is really amazing.

19. Wipe the shit out of your eyes and see clearly who is speaking.

20. When something happens, you should first look for the reason within yourself. Don’t blame the earth for being unattractive if you can’t poop.

21. One day, I found that my little pig suddenly became unattractive. I was sleeping in, and it felt strange. I looked over and saw that the little pig was messing with something. Then I looked closer, and wow, the little pig was reading text messages!

22. I heard that you have a sugar daddy, and you have accepted him as your master.

23. I really want to put my shoes on your face right away

24. Please roll up into a ball and leave.

25. Can blowing NB drive economic construction? Can boasting promote career development? Can blowing NB lead people to become well-off?