Funny Singles’ Day text messages 2018 to send to single friends

Humorous Singles Day text messages 2018 to single friends 1. Love has a long distance, which is called "light years"; loneliness is like the thinnest cable, which turns into "optical fiber"; youth is better than the fastest. Speed, catching up with the speed of light; Marriage is a long-lost customer, it is always difficult to visit; no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it can't cover up loneliness. Singles' Day is here, send a "bright" blessing to illuminate your love path! I wish you a speedy day Find your own happiness!

2. A single man, not inferior but proud; broad-minded and infinitely beautiful, not caring about big things or small things; living a free and happy life, going out when necessary Do not report; one person has enough to feed the whole family, he loves to play, laugh and be lively. Singles' Day is coming on November 11th, I wish you a happy and good mood!

3. Singles' Day is coming and it's going to be noisy, and relatives and friends are worried about it. We hold a date party together just to get out of singlehood quickly. We are destined to meet each other thousands of miles away, but things are difficult to achieve if we are not destined to meet each other. I wish you could find your good friend as soon as possible and get married soon!

4. The feeling of missing you is like: cooking without salt, drinking without cigarettes, smoking without bringing fire, forgetting to bring money when going shopping, Walking without shoes. When I have time, I will miss you. When I don’t have time, I will find time to think about you. If I really can’t find time, I won’t do anything. I just miss you! I miss you so much that I become a single. Haha, Singles’ Day. ?Happy!

5. The wind blows and the birds sleep. I am the only one crying. The sky is dark and the road is dark. My girlfriend is also flying with others. I am discouraged and get drunk alone on Singles’ Day

6. A bachelor is lonely and enjoys himself and is happy; a bachelor is lonely and lives a free and carefree life; a bachelor is proud and self-absorbed and crazy; a bachelor is happy and a good marriage is to come. Singles' Day is here, and I say hello to you, the golden bachelor, and I wish you happiness, worry-free, and long-lasting happiness. I hope you find your beautiful partner soon!

7. Still spending Singles’ Day alone? Let me give you some advice! Send an “I love you” text message to everyone in your address book. I guarantee that you will leave Singles immediately! I will not be held responsible if serious adverse consequences occur, haha! Happy Singles' Day!

8. 11.11 Singles' Day, one person, one pair of chopsticks, one bowl, so lonely; one room A room, a bed, a quilt, it is difficult to fall asleep; a word of warmth, a sentence of coldness, a lifetime of love, a word of suffering; Singles' Day is here, I hope you can find your other half as soon as possible, stay together for the rest of your life, and reunite the two families as one.

9. Singles Day, buddy, I know you are good at this one -? Tongue twister?, read it with me: Cowherd loves Liu Niang, Liu Niang misses Cowherd, Cowherd loves Liu Niang in the Year of the Ox, Liu Niang misses the Cowherd every year, and the Cowherd loves the Niang. She misses the Niang and the Niang, and misses the Niulang.

10. There will be bread, there will be love, and the lonely days will eventually pass. Arrange your unkempt hair, change your sloppy clothes, show your signature smile, and work hard to live your life. Happiness will knock on your door sooner or later. Hey, Singles' Day is here, cheer up, I wish you to take off your clothes as soon as possible!

11. Dude, have you eaten the meal this morning? Have you washed the dirty clothes? In these lonely days, Is that enough? My dear wife, are you married? Singles’ Day is here, and if everything is not there yet, today’s gathering must be there!

12. I once remembered that a bachelor is lonely, and his love is nowhere to be found, and his heart is filled with confusion. Adding to the congestion, looking for a way out online, wasting time, wasting time, it is better to sing and dance. He went on countless blind dates, often smoked and drank when he was frustrated, returned home late at night after having fun, slept with only the quilt, vomited, vomited, and woke up his nagging mother.

13. Singles’ Day every year, singles every year. There are so many beauties in the world, why can’t I find one? Seeing other people in pairs makes the brothers burst into tears. Seeing how others spend money before the month ends, brothers can only spend money on that. . . I drink from my mouth during the day, but I don’t touch anything at night. How are you living this day? Anyone who feels the same way can tell you. . .

14. One one is not called one, you have to go through this one in your life; two one, you become a pair, I hope you will fly in pairs as soon as possible; three ones, you must hold on, or else In this life, I have to look at the number of months alone; four in one, it’s really annoying, why don’t we have a share in two pairs and two pairs. Singles' Day is here, and I hope my single friends will get married as soon as possible.

15. Bold bachelors are prone to commit crimes, timid bachelors are prone to collapse, extroverted bachelors are often drunk, and introverted bachelors have difficulty sleeping. Being single is hard, being single is tiring, and the days of being single are heartbreaking; being single is tiring, being single is hard, so it is better to join the naked team. Yuanfang, what do you think?

16. Welcome to the 2015 Singles Talent Competition, please sign up with your bachelor’s card on the occasion of Singles’ Day!

17. Hello, bachelors , one person has enough to eat and doesn’t have to worry about other things; being single is wonderful, and there is no need to chat with someone, and the phone bill is very small; being single is strong, and the possibility of forgetting friends is small; being single is great, and there is no need to get tired of it, and the degree of freedom is high. On November 11th, I am a bachelor and I am proud. I hope you can live a wonderful life as two people alone!

18. Welcome to participate in the 2015 Singles Talent Competition, please come on the occasion of Little Singles Day Sign up with your bachelor's card!

19. Dress up for a while and make an appointment with your girlfriend to go out to a restaurant. Waiting left and right, there was no sign, and suddenly a lame man appeared. I just heard him say, silly boy, what are you still doing standing around? People think you are a poor boy, a toad wants to eat swan seeds. Singles' Day is coming. If you want to take off your clothes and find a wife, you must first get rid of poverty and have money. If you don't believe it, you can't find a little girl.

20. Who said that being single is the most difficult thing to endure? Being romantic and suave is a big deal, being chic and romantic is my own thing. Being alone and relaxed without worries, one person can eat and drink and the whole family can be satisfied. Singing and dancing alone, watching alone, living a happy single life. The Singles’ Day is here, and it’s time to get married. Marriage notices are published in tabloids, and people who are willing to find couples are invited.

21. The lonely eyes, we are not conquered by life, but tamed by time! The lonely back, we are not conquered by exhaustion, but persuaded by feelings! On Singles' Day, I hope you will no longer be single, Find happiness!

22. The ugly duckling will one day become a swan; the eagle will also spread its wings one day and fly high; the tiger will one day dominate the mountains and forests; the bachelor will also one day There will be a day when we hold hands. Winter is coming, can spring be far behind? Happy Singles' Day!

23. It's not that you are a bachelor because you are not outstanding, you only want to find a good man, a good man and a good-looking woman. Unfortunately, the life circle is too narrow, and it is difficult to make friends first at work. November 11 is Singles' Day. All singles come to get together, hoping to get married again as soon as possible. May the bachelors get rid of their "nakedness" as soon as possible and enjoy a happy life!

24. God gave you a pair of "charming feet" and taught you how to stand firm, but you only learned--"escape"; God I gave you a "straight back" and taught you how to persevere, but you only learned--"swagger"; God gave you a pair of "clairvoyance" so that you can see happiness, but you can't catch it! Haha, I wish you a happy Singles' Day! Happiness comes in pairs !

25. If the feeling is a thousand miles, then love is looking up! If time is a thousand miles, then love is looking up! If the distance is a hundred miles, then love is chasing! If Meeting is one kilometer, then love is waiting! If sincerity is one centimeter, then love is taking the initiative! Come on, Singles Day!

26. Is there any heroic tiredness, tiredness in the breath! Still Are there any heroic tears, crying in loneliness! Are there any heroic thunders, exploding on Singles’ Day! In this land of singles, sadness is strictly prohibited! Happy holidays, single heroes!

27. What’s the trouble for a man without a wife? The little bachelor took the initiative. Study hard, practice martial arts, watch the chicken dance, hone your will, endure hardships, and stand tall in the annals of history. This is all what a man does. Carefully study the secrets of picking up girls, be thick-skinned without fear of rejection, be dark-hearted without hesitation, be bold and careful and pursue thousands of miles, this is what a young bachelor should do.

Singles' Day is here, if you don't succeed, I will marry you!

28. When you are sick, you can carry it alone; when you are tired, you can hide it alone; when you are in pain, you can block it by yourself; when you are walking on the street, you can go shopping alone; A person thinks; at night, a person's bed? Slowly getting used to a person's life, becoming silent, becoming indifferent, no longer thinking, not wanting to talk, not wanting to see? I am not arrogant, nor am I fooling around, I am tired. All relied on. On Singles' Day, I am creating a "Single Party". You are welcome to join us. "Glow?!"

29. Notice/Because your parents urge blind dates too frequently, the dating favorability index for beautiful women is too low, and your age for getting married and starting a family is too high. Seriously lagging behind, I specially give you the title of bachelor and young man waiting to be married. I hope you will take this as an insult and work hard to get naked as soon as possible. / Stripping Association/November 11

30. Do you know that I am very poor now, and a dime is a huge sum of money to me, and it is all because of you that I have suffered so much I want to spend another dime to wish you: Happy Singles' Day! Hurry up as soon as possible? Take off all your clothes?! Haha!

31. Hey, hey, boy, you haven't gotten up yet? Be careful, I'll beat you to death with four fried dough sticks. Oh! The life of a bachelor is really stupid. He sleeps until noon! I am joking with you, I wish you a happy Singles' Day!

32. Fools say they are cute. Everyone says they are foodies. Flat-chested people say they have a Mori girl style. People with low IQs say they are second-rate. Those who are mean-mouthed say they are sharp. Those who cursed said they were complaining. Older unmarried girls dare to call themselves royal sisters. The fat general dared to call himself uncle. After a labor-intensive haircut, he became a man. It’s Singles’ Day, buddy, you’re just naive if you don’t have any brains.

33. Today I swear: Anyone who can express his love to me face to face on 11.11 will receive a high reward; anyone who can write a letter to express his love to me will receive a medium reward; anyone who can express his love to me in the city and court will receive a big reward. Reward. Participation Award: All awards will be given to you. Aspiring girls are welcome to seize the opportunity and express their feelings as soon as possible. On Singles' Day, I wish all lovers will get married, and all lovers will find favor!

34. The life of being single is very difficult, and it becomes even more painful after being single for a long time. I complained to my friends on Singles' Day. A few days ago, I saw a female Pigs all think it has beautiful features, and by the way, I would like to compliment you: You are more attractive than that sow!

35. Searching for her through hundreds of thousands of people, it is a long road to be single. Suddenly he looked back and looked around, and saw a sow with clear features and delicate features. Occasionally, a beautiful woman passes by, but she looks like a flower in the mist and refuses to enter the house. What a horrible thing to find. Singles' Day, my beauty is still in her mother's belly!

36. Singles' Day is here, and I send text messages to express my blessings. All wishes are good, and all prayers come true! I wish all single friends find their other half, and I wish all My friends in love are happy and sweet, I wish all my adult friends wave goodbye to Singles’ Day, and I wish all my boyfriends and girlfriends have a happy home!

37. Marriage is not good enough, no one wants me at 30, I blame myself for being born. Stupid, blame me for not being destined. I went on blind dates several times and am still single to this day. I ask relatives and friends to be a matchmaker so that I can get married as soon as possible, end my miserable single life, and welcome the two of them to a happy marriage. Singles' Day is here, and I wish all my bachelor friends to take off their clothes as soon as possible.

38. People say that being single is the most carefree, but I think being alone is really boring. He is idle and idle, causing trouble and being bitten by dogs. I hear girls calling me in my dreams, and when I wake up I realize how passionate I am. The older bachelor girl is tired of it, and the beautiful woman runs away in the blink of an eye. The Singles' Day has arrived, and I asked someone to act as a matchmaker to find a partner. Lest anyone say that she is obsessed with sex, the matchmaker is getting married for everyone to see.

39. I dare not go to high-end restaurants. The house prices are too high and I have no money to buy them. Beautiful women always love tall, rich and handsome people. Who is willing to look for the poor, the ugly and the short? Others use famous brands on their mobile phones, but what we play is a copycat, World of Warcraft. Life is ambiguous, reality lingers outside of love, the lover in my dream is very cute, loves me stupidly and doesn’t care about money, I eat, drink and have fun so freely, no one comes to pick my ears; it’s not bad to be a loser, get high on Singles’ Day.

40. Singles’ Day is here, and I want to give you the mascot of this special holiday, which will bring you incomparable joy, boundless good luck, and endless happiness. Please treasure it with your heart and savor it all the time.

Accept it - this pair of chopsticks!

41. Singles' love story: In the past, Guangguang and Mingming were strangers to each other. They were often ignored and abandoned by others, and only dark corners could accommodate their loneliness. Later, fate caused them to meet, and their similar experiences allowed them to communicate and understand each other, and they gradually became friends. Winter turned to spring, and on a sunny day, they met again. He said to her: I took off my clothes. She was stunned for a moment and said to him: I am blind. They looked at each other lovingly, and the season of love was extremely brilliant. From then on, they stayed close to each other and never left each other.

42. 1. Actually, I am a bachelor. 2. You can say that I am a bachelor, but you cannot say that I am a "stinky bachelor". 3. When you go out to hang out, you must be trustworthy. If you say you will be a bachelor for the rest of your life, you must remain a bachelor for the rest of your life. 4. What is missing most in the 21st century? Singles! COPY and have a laugh.

43. Single nobles are really free and happy. They don’t have to pay their wages every month, they don’t have to report to karaoke bars, they don’t need to be beaten when chatting with beautiful women, and they are not afraid of nagging until the early hours of the morning. They are free and happy singles. Although no one enjoys the freedom, Everyone wants to turn in their wages, but some people are nagging them. Singles' Day is coming. I hope singles will get rid of the "nobles" and become husbands as soon as possible.

44. Two orioles sing in the green willows, but I don’t even have a partner! Two rabbits, male and female, walk beside each other. Which sister is willing to hold hands! I roar when I see injustice on the road. If you like me, please raise your hand! I advise God. Cheer up again and give me a girlfriend!

45. November 11th is Singles Day, and there are four precedents for the Han family. When you go home, no one asks you whether you are warm or not, and when you go out, don't ask where you are. The four of them just matched up and played mahjong until the sun shines. If you lose all your salary, no one will care about you, and you will feel confident to have enough money to eat. If you have money, you can have a big belly, but if you don’t have money, you can endure hunger. Live in a drunken dream, sleep in a karaoke bar, live a free and unrestrained life, you are welcome.