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May 1 humorous short message.

The following is a humorous May Day message for your reference only.

May Day is coming. May you have mixed feelings every May Day. Give you money from all corners of the country, and "one" will have financial resources. Best wishes, five blessings. A greeting is full of emotion: Happy May Day!

May day is coming again, and happiness never stops: travel with peace, carnival and laughter; When friends get together, Kan Kan's troubles disappear; Safety is in my heart, and I have to go to work after the holiday. I wish you a happy Labor Day! 20 13 labor day wishes

May day is intentional, and greetings are intentional; I wish you a prosperous spring breeze, enjoyable life, comfortable life, job satisfaction, attention to opportunities, happiness and understanding, sincere friends, gentleness and sweetness, casual attitude and all the best! Happy Labor Day!

May Day is intentional, and greetings are also intentional. I wish you a prosperous spring breeze, a happy and comfortable life, sincere friends, gentle feelings, casual attitude, job satisfaction, attention to opportunities, happiness and understanding, and all the best! Happy Labor Day!

The May Day holiday is long and the wine glasses are fragrant. Go out for a walk, take a walk to see the scenery, say hello by SMS, always surrounded by family, and there is no trouble in happiness! Wish you a happy holiday!

May day smile in a good mood; Smile and the troubles will be swept away; San Xiao ran away in annoyance; Laugh, complain and flee; Five smiles and youth protection; Six laughs and six music; Seven smiles never grow old. Others laugh that I am too crazy, and I laugh that others can't wear it. Happy Labor Day.

I have to go to work on May Day, and a short message is sent to send my blessing: happiness will follow, and my troubles will be gone; The mood is not blocked, and the work is easy; With you here, everything is going well. I wish you a happy May Day overtime and a good mood!

May day is coming, I want to send you five ones: career take-off, blockbuster performance, smooth sailing in life, prosperous business and lifelong happiness! Happy Labor Day!

Happy May Day companion, good luck with you, SMS blessing, good health, career exhibition, safe and happy companion, wealth everywhere, ready to catch, sincere blessing, happy May Day.

There is no doubt that May Day is homophonic. There is no doubt that you are happy after receiving SMS, happiness is happiness, happiness is warmth, warmth is friendship, and friendship is always the happiest. I wish you a happy May Day!

During the May Day holiday, I will give you five gifts: a healthy and safe meeting gift, a big gift of happiness, a lucky gift of smooth work, a sweet and mysterious gift of love, and a holiday gift of comfortable life. Warm SMS wishes you a happy May Day!

Don't waste the May Day holiday; It is the most important thing to travel. Sing a song, dance and find luck in your heart. For the sake of good health and smooth work, I wish you a happy May Day.

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1 .51 Arrive, take a happy flight to a happy corner, leave your troubles behind and fly away; Take the best train to the happy world, give up fatigue and pressure, and travel to the ends of the earth. I wish you a happy trip, good luck and relaxation, and a happy May Day!

2. You have created a beautiful life with hard-working hands. You are usually busy with work and take advantage of the May Day shopping spree. Go home empty-handed and comfort yourself. Happy Labor Day!

3. Usually you are an ant, running around; Usually you are a bee, flying around; Usually you are a gardener, and you are very busy. May day, I hope you are a lovely little pig, carefree and happy with you forever.

4. Welcome Labor Day comfortably and spend May Day comfortably; Work hard for spring, call friends to cherish; Be happy after fatigue and life will be fresher; Dressing up the new world with both hands will eventually get the thanks of future generations!

5. Breeze and drizzle, the sky is high and the clouds are light, the mountains are beautiful, birds and flowers are fragrant, May Day, go out to travel, get upset and forget, relax and take a vacation, and then come to work. I wish you a happy and relaxed May Day holiday.

6. May Day holiday is coming, I wish you all the best: I wish you less stress and more relaxation; Less trouble, more happiness; Less sadness, more happiness; Less pain, more health. May Day, I wish you more rest, more laughter, more relaxation, more happiness, more sweetness!

7. May Day is sunny, flowers are fragrant, May Day is relaxed, May Day is cheerful, and May Day wishes are sincere. I wish you a happy Labor Day!

The clearer the water, the more mellow the wine, the longer the friends, the truer the world, and the deeper the affection between you and me. I wish you a happy May Day and a good mood forever!

9. Love cares about you, happiness hugs you, happiness binds you, happiness holds you tightly, peace covers you, wealth patronizes you, health follows you, troubles stay away from you, pain does not find you, May Day wishes you happiness!

10. May Day is approaching. Send "Five Ones" in advance: I wish you a blockbuster career, a happy life, a prosperous business and a charming smile; Friendship is connected by the same vein. Happy May Day, and all your wishes will come true.

1 1. Happy May Day: Double bonus, further development of career, better popularity, better health and more beautiful women around.

12. Stop in a hurry and embrace nature; Take a break from the tired body and restore health; Relieve work pressure and get together with relatives and friends; Reading friends' short messages warms your heart and wishes you a happy May Day.

13. Mayday, five romances. May your mood be full of laughter, may you be invincible in difficult battles, may you be healthy in five years, may your love be perfect, and may your wealth prosper for five generations. I wish you a happy May Day!

14. May Day Golden Week, tourism is really lively; Book in advance, hotels and air tickets; Safety is the most important thing, don't forget when you are happy; Have a good rest during the journey, don't be tired; Relax and enjoy your holiday. Wish you a happy holiday!

15. May Day is coming. Look at the flowers outside the window and enjoy the sunshine in front of the window, and your mood will get better. Look at all the laughter outside the door, look at the happy sign-in in front of the door, let the troubles escape, wish you good luck, wealth, happiness and Happy May Day!

16. May Day is coming. Say hello by SMS: On this day, I will let you get on the bus of happiness, let peace clear the way for you, and finally stop at the successful site to have a close hug with happiness. I wish you a happy May Day in advance!

17. On this special day, I have nothing else to say, just want you to know that every year today, you will receive my blessing and feel my love forever! Happy Labor Day!

18. May Day is coming, and we can finally bid farewell to the noisy air in the city, feel the breath of nature, relax ourselves and enjoy life. I send my sincere prayers and blessings to you: I wish you a happy May Day!

19. Put aside the busyness of life and travel and go shopping with your family; Forget the fatigue of work and have a romantic date with your lover; Unload the burden of career and have a happy dinner with friends. May 1 ST Labor Day, may good luck accompany you, health fall in love with you, and life will be more exciting!

20. Arrive on May Day, go out and have a look, exercise your legs and feet and be in good health; Talk more, Chang Xiaoxiao, have fun and be lucky; Trouble, stress, relaxation, good luck, I wish you a happy May Day, happy and healthy every second, happy May Day!

2 1. May Day is here. Please take the Happy Labor Day seat, get off at Ping 'an Avenue, get off at Lucky Station, change to the Health Line, enjoy the beautiful scenery of the years, end at Success Square, go straight to changshou road, and you will find happiness!

22. May Day is coming, I send some good wishes: better job, higher salary, smarter brain, sweeter words, healthier body, happier mood, less troubles and more happiness! All the best on Labor Day!

23. There is no doubt that May Day is homophonic. There is no doubt that you are happy after receiving SMS, happiness is happiness, happiness is warmth, warmth is friendship, and friendship is always the happiest. I wish you a happy May Day!

24. May Day is coming, stretch your tired legs and let it surround you easily; Take off the pressure makeup, let Ruyi run with you, start with a smile and go straight to the holy land of happiness ahead. Happy May Day!

25. On Labor Day, labor is the happiest and creates a better life; Labor is the most glorious, and happiness is accompanied by life; Labor can get rich and bring countless beauties; The working people are good and live a happy life; Everyone loves labor and prolongs life; Labor Day is coming, I wish you health and happiness.

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Business is valuable and money is more expensive; If it is for health reasons, both can be thrown away. How wonderful it is to get rich through labor, and it is also necessary to combine work and rest. The May Day holiday is just around the corner, so it's just right to send a message! I wish you a happy May Day!

Fly, miss Xiang, the breeze cuts the spring willow yellow; Butterflies are busy, bees are busy, peaches and plums are enchanting. Long text, long love, xiaoxiang in may; Beautiful scenery, fragrant flowers, quiet drizzle bath Yuanyang.

May Day, May Day, make way for the festival; Family reunion is indispensable, eating, drinking and having fun; Don't forget to greet friends and smile when you receive blessings; Sincerely say hello to the festival and wish you a happy Labor Day!

I wish you a happy May Day: double your bonus, further develop your career, have a better popularity, be in better health and have more beautiful women around you.

May day is coming, I want to send you money and find that you can earn more than me; I want to send you clothes and find that you are more beautiful than me; I want to give you something to eat and find that you are worse than me; I want to send you happiness and find that you can laugh more than me; I have to send you: do you want to do it?

Labor day is here! I hope Honghong will start her career around 3 pm. Everyone is strong, and there are countless gold, silver and jewels. Work hard, sleep happily, and travel romantically!

Labor Day reminds you that labor is precious and leisure is more expensive. Carry forward the spirit of leisure and adhere to the principle of combining work and rest. Happy when you are healthy and safe, happy when you are happy. Realize the dream of SMS and achieve the goal of happiness. Happy May Day!

Labor day is coming, I will send you a lucky broom to sweep away good luck and auspiciousness, and to sweep away troubles and worries; Send you a happy hoe, hoe away wealth and health, hoe away poverty and illness, and wish you happiness forever!

May Day holiday is coming, laughter is really lively, fatigue and sorrow are far away, and good mood is impacting. With safe and healthy company, the holiday is happy, relaxed and happy, and May Day is happy.

With a ray of sunshine, a good mood and a fragrant smile in spring, I send you a long blessing, add a sweet memory, say that I am happy and healthy, and wish you a happy May Day.

Give yourself a good mood, give a sweet smile to your friends, give a reminder to your family, and give May Day a relaxing and happy gift. I wish you happiness!

May Day sends you five ones, one is healthy and happy, one is pursuing career money, and a group of good friends, Lu Lushun, will always be in a good mood and have good luck and happiness all his life. Happy May Day.

Replace every drop of water in the sea with your good luck; Turn every cloud in the sky into your success; Turn every sentence in the mobile phone into a blessing to you, and wish you a happy Labor Day in advance.

The hard work, sweat and efforts of the past year will be the fruits of success tomorrow. Rest and relax, and keep working hard, my friend. Happy Labor Day!

May Day blessing to the side, the central meaning has five points: more bonuses and red envelopes, faster step by step, better health, better popularity, happier and sweeter life. Happy holidays.

Smile in the morning and sleep late; Smile in the morning, the branches of birds are noisy; Smile at noon, alcohol will ferment; Smile in the afternoon and the dice will follow; Smile at night, life has an emotional appeal! Happy Labor Day!

Be happy after work and dress up the new world with your hands. Looking forward to Labor Day, I have to have a rest after my busy work. Nerves don't have to be stretched too tight, and body and mind can relax more harmoniously. Have a good mood every day, and always thank life! Happy May Day!

I am very happy to have a holiday on May Day and invited my girlfriend to travel. West Lake v. Love, boating on the lotus pond. Walking in front of the Leifeng Tower, the Millennium legend really stayed. The north embankment arch bridge falls in love, with beautiful lakes and mountains. The May Day holiday is really great. My girlfriend and I have two birds.

Only by sweating can we sow happiness and efforts on the road of life, cultivate wealth on the fertile soil of work, and strive to grasp success at the terminal of dreams. May you become a model worker and create your own new world on Labor Day. Happy Labor Day!

I wish you all a happy Labor Day. For those who are struggling in their jobs, dreaming of soaring stock market and plummeting house prices, hoping to travel at public expense, doubling their wages, owning a house and a car and doubling their happiness! May the sunshine of dreams shine into the corner of reality!

On May 1 Theory of Three Represents: Greet you on behalf of all the blessings during this period, welcome you on behalf of flowers, plants, hummingbirds, insects and butterflies outside, and wish you happiness on behalf of friends and relatives who are in contact or not.

When Labor Day comes, please observe four basic principles: guarding the God of Wealth to the end, happiness to the end, good luck to the end, and love to the end! Please strictly abide by it until you win!

May Day gives you five ones: the god of wealth follows you, wishing you a safe journey, happiness with you all your life, good luck with you all your life, and love to embrace you all your life. I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!

Flowers in the garden, you are the most beautiful flower in the garden; The stars shine, and you are the brightest one in the middle; Although there are not many words, every sentence is my sincere wish. May Day, I wish my friends a happy holiday.

The May Day blessing is high, and the top of Mount Everest is full of feelings; May 1 blessing has depth, and greetings are written on the bottom of the sea; May 1 blessing has a length, after 70 words, thousands of words are saved; May 1 blessing has a width, suitable for all ages. Happy May Day!

We are all laborers. We don't make much money. We can't afford to buy a house or drive a car. We go to work to see the leader and work overtime on weekends. Labor day is coming, let's take a break and wish you all a happy holiday!

May Day is coming. May you have mixed feelings every May Day. Give you money from all corners of the country, and "one" will have financial resources. Best wishes, five blessings. A greeting is full of emotion: Happy May Day!

Combine work and rest, combine work and rest; Have fun, have fun; There is wealth, wealth and peace; Friends are rich all their lives. Friend, the May Day holiday is coming, have a good rest and relax, and wish you a happy Labor Day!

May Day is coming, don't blame the boss for guarding the city on a business trip, don't blame his wife for stopping work, and don't think passers-by are idle in a hurry. Today is Labor Day, and whoever works is the most glorious. I sincerely wish you a happy job!

I send my blessing gently, just as I quietly didn't let you know. I worked hard to write this short message, just for your shallow smile, labor day, three-day holiday, smile.

There are two main purposes of sending text messages this time. One is to exercise fingering; The second is to contact feelings. Now I tell you seriously that today is Labor Day, and I want to send you a sentence that is not technical but I mean it sincerely: Happy May Day!

Labor is precious, but success is more expensive. If it is a holiday, you can throw both. Swimming is not bitter, just looking for happiness. When the flowers bloom, stand in the bushes and laugh. Happy May Day.

The May Day holiday has arrived, and three days is not less. Let go of work and be happy around. The party stayed up all night and the friendship continued; Travel to see the scenery, not afraid of the distance. Greetings will not be less, text messages will arrive frequently, I wish you good health and a happy May Day!

Labor Day is an opportunity, a center and four directions: taking sending and receiving short messages as an opportunity and taking rest and entertainment as the center. Take health, sweet love, smooth career and family harmony as the four directions, and go forward bravely! 5. 1 Happy Labor Day!

May your heart be like a flower in full bloom in May. Although today is Labor Day, you should pay more attention to rest and keep healthy. I wish you a happy holiday and prosperous business!

Put on happy leather shoes and kick your troubles away; Stepping on the road of happiness, stepping on pressure; Follow the joyful footsteps and refuse the unpleasant ones. May 1 ST Labor Day, I wish you all fun and enjoy a wonderful moment.

The spring breeze ushered in Labor Day. After the holiday, I am happier, smiling, relaxed and healthy, enjoying more family happiness, throwing away more troubles and worries, and wishing May Day luck and happiness.

With hard work and sweat, you will soon reap the fruits of success. On the occasion of Labor Day, I sincerely say hello to you: You have worked hard. May you enjoy the joy of labor and the joy of harvest. Happy May Day.

According to the Special Law of People's Republic of China (PRC) on May 1st, you are sentenced to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived of the right of depression for life, and all lonely troubles are confiscated. This is the final judgment, and you have no right to appeal. Execute immediately!

May Day came, and people laughed and ran to one side. Work, friends, parties and leisure are all here. Go home to see relatives and have a family reunion. Pack a backpack, visit scenic spots, and do all your usual wishes. May you have a happy May Day and be happy and worry-free!

Enterprise SMS on May 1 ST Labor Day

This article about Labor Day enterprise SMS is for everyone, I hope it will help you!

1. Instructions from the superior: You should relax on May 1, don't work too hard, live a good life in all directions, keep your friends in your heart, be as beautiful as a rainbow on the horizon, and be happy every day!

There is no labor on Labor Day. This matter is very reliable. Count the happy stars. How can you be a master? You can't leave home. You can stroll outside and run over the road. Please read the message. I wish you a colorful mood during Labor Day!

You have worked hard all your life, and you are a model! The whole family washes clothes; Family health care; The whole family earns a salary package! Hard work to convey warmth, sincere greetings will always come from you, the national people's learning model, labor model on May 1, and you are the only one. Happy Labor Day!

4. I will send you a text message instead of a gift on May Day. Health and happiness are with you, and good luck is inseparable from you. And let me tell you, labor is the last word.

The moon is round and the flowers are more fragrant. I wish you health forever. Tea and wine in your hand, good luck every day; There is more joy and less sorrow. May you have a better tomorrow. Happy Labor Day.

6. Use the May 1 spring breeze to work for love. Send a sweet message, make a warm phone call, spend a touching time and have a candlelight dinner. May our love thrive.

7. May Day is coming. I wish you a happy May Day when I miss the edge of May Day. I wish you success, make good use of the land of May Day, worry about May Day and be happy May Day!

8. Labor has created value, the future, mankind, the world, wealth and everything. I wish you a happy, auspicious, happy and healthy Labor Day!

9. Labor enriches life; Life is wonderful because of labor; The mind is beautiful because of labor; Love is sweet because of labor; May day, rest because of labor; I wish you a happy Labor Day!

10. The gentle greetings have merged into all my blessings, and the faint blessings have poured into my infinite sincerity. A quiet short message has quietly filled the screen! Happy Labor Day.

1 1. When Labor Day comes, please observe four basic principles: guard the god of wealth to the end, embrace happiness to the end, embrace good luck to the end, and carry out love to the end! Please strictly abide by it until the revolution wins!

12. Relatives and neighbors live in harmony, new friends and old friends are happy, life is simple and happy, and life is stable and safe; Happy every day and happy every year! Happy Labor Day.

13. With the dream of harvesting, with the hope of sowing, full of happiness and good luck, full of happiness and well-being, wrapped in short messages, 154 The earliest blessing in May is presented to you, and I am happy to share it with you!

14. Friends who study, literature, comrades-in-arms, friends who drink, and friends who play cards are truly friends who can stand the test; July 1 day, August 1 day, 1 day, 1 day, April 1 day, and May1day are all interested. I wish you happiness!

15. I wish you a smooth May Day. I'm glad to belong to you. Wish you 100%. Qian Shan Wanshui sent you a text message, which was sent to you urgently. I wish you a happy May Day!

16. The businessman said: Time is money; Workers say: time is wealth; May Day says: Time is happy; May 4th said: Time is happy; I said: I wish you a happy May Day and a happy May 4th!

17. I wish you good health, Konka Saimengniu, accompanied by beautiful women in soft language; Life is healthy and steady, and career is Jetta BBK;; Financial resources Johnson Teng Sina, stock Changhong Ziguang. Happy Labor Day.

18. The family is harmonious, people are like immortals, and there is no struggle with the world; Wine is a song, the song is light, and the neon glow is dancing; Beautiful flowers, clear water, colorful clouds between the sun and the moon; Dreams come true, Fu Luquan. Happy Labor Day.

19. Labor is precious, but health is more expensive. Don't be tired of fame and fortune, live happily. Having a healthy body can create value; Working with a healthy mind can create happiness! Happy Labor Day!

20. Labor is the backbone of the old peasants, like a mountain, carrying soybeans, sorghum and flowers and green grass; Labor is your smile, like a muddy path, and finally returned to the embrace of a happy hometown. Labor day, just be happy!

2 1. Don't come, put your hands up; Look at you. I'm aiming at you Do you feel happy when you receive a message? Because my blessing is: let you pick up gold during May Day!

22. Take a rest when you are tired, knowing that everything you do is for this family. I can't help texting you, so don't always think about my grandmother. Wear more cotton-padded jackets in cold weather until dawn. I'm fine here, please don't worry.

23. In this beautiful spring, melt the happy mood into the sunshine to shine on you, melt the feeling of happiness into the spring breeze to care for you, plant the seeds of blessing into the mobile phone to bless you, and wish to grow a happy smile and have a happy May Day!

24. In order to make you realize the deeper meaning of the combination of work and rest, I have made great efforts to live a healthy, safe, happy, happy and lucky life. I wish you a happy May Day in advance! Today is Labor Day, have a rest and have fun!

25. May Day Announcement: Labor cannot lack confidence, enthusiasm, skills, knowledge and rest. Labor day, rest and relax. 1 1 The body is a long-lived machine. If you don't pay attention to care and care, you will collapse. May Day is coming. Stop, have a rest and pay more attention. I wish you a happy holiday and good health!