Humorous short message jokes about chasing girls

Humorous short message jokes about chasing girls

Selected humorous short message jokes about chasing girls are recommended. Chasing girls shows your best sense of humor, the funniest jokes, and makes you laugh.

1 The defendant promised his defense lawyer that? If you have the ability to make me go to prison for only half a year, then you will get an extra $ 1OOO reward. ? As a result, he finally got his wish, and the lawyer said while collecting money. This is really a tough job. The judges wanted to be acquitted. ?

in those days, we walked quietly on the path in our hometown, and you hung your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, we all praised you: Hey, it's beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, come out to release pigs at such a young age! ! ?

3 oh! It's snowing I really want to become a snowflake and fly into your arms. I flew into your collar. Fly into your cuff. Fly into yours? Why didn't you zip it?

4 A group of male hippos crossed the river at the risk of being eaten by crocodiles and courted the female hippo. After crossing the river, they found that all of them were castrated by crocodiles, but only one survived. The only one explained: You are stupid. You are all breaststroke, but I am backstroke.

　5　　? Do you know? My husband was injured in the table tennis final. ? But no one has ever seen him play. Yes. He broke his vocal cords while watching the game. ? ;