My wife's interesting birthday wishes.

Funny birthday greetings from my wife (general 100 sentence)

In daily study, work or life, there are still many places to use greetings, which refer to statements expressing good wishes to people. I believe that writing greetings is a headache for many people. The following is my funny wife's birthday greetings for your reference only. Let's have a look.

My wife's funny birthday wishes 1 1, flowers represent my love for you, chocolate represents my wishes for you in life is sweet, and SMS represents my sincere gift to you. Happy birthday! Happy forever!

2, the dream is drunk, accompanied by you; My heart is drunk, you are by my side; Love is drunk, you are snuggling; The days are drunk, and you are sweet. Honey, today is your birthday. May happiness follow you and surround you. Happy birthday!

I explain happiness in the dictionary of time, that is, smiling. I search happiness, stories, that is, health in Baidu. Today is your birthday. Dear, I wish you a smile, a healthy life and a happy birthday.

4. Men are inferior; The little boy is a semi-finished product; Boys are wonderful products; Virgo is; Middle-aged men are the products of other people's wars; Her husband is an ordinary dish; Other people's husbands are supplements,

5, code of conduct: care is an attempt, enthusiasm is lewd, cherish is artificial, love words are farting, explanation is an excuse, what matters is hypocrisy, sincerity is deceptive, and playboy is normal.

6. Let me be your washing machine-save electricity; Let me be your bank card-save money; Let me be your cook-save energy; Let me be your lover-carefree. Happy birthday, baby!

7. Wife, although I can't spend this special day with you, my blessing is still delivered on time: all your wishes come true in your colorful life journey! Happy birthday!

8. Wife, it's been a long time, but the preset time of the mobile phone tells Wodong that today is your birthday, so I want to tell you: Happy birthday! ! Everything goes well! !

Wife, although I can't spend this special day with you, I wish you a happy birthday from afar! Wife, I wish you a happy and relaxed day and make up for your hard work this year. Happy birthday!

10, wife, happy birthday! On this special day, may every moment of your life be filled with happiness. At this extremely warm moment, I'd like to propose a toast to you from afar and extend my heartfelt wishes-Happy birthday, wife! The sky is blue, the clouds are light and the wind is light. Today is yours, you are special, wife, you are my love. I wish you luck forever!

1 1, you said that I seldom write to you, even if it is only once, it is also a big talk about life philosophy. There are no lingering feelings, no vows of eternal love, and no affair. You complain that I don't understand romance, but I can see that you are full of joy. You said that as long as I have this heart, you will be very happy. Happy birthday wife!

12, wife, I will spend every birthday with you!

13, I miss you most. No matter how far apart we are and how bumpy the road ahead is, I just want to say: you are my greatest happiness in this life. Happy birthday to you.

14, Nai wrote a love letter to the manager for fear of leaking secrets, so he drew a picture with two pigeons above and a dead sheep below. The secretary took the photo to the manager, and the manager read aloud happily: Brother, it itches to death down there.

15, two green leaves, full of its friendship with the same root; A congratulatory message condensed my wishes to you. May happiness embrace you and have a happy birthday on this special day that belongs to you!

Wife's funny birthday wishes 2 1. When the marriage law was revised, the typist accidentally changed monogamy to monogamy. During the deliberation, it is generally reflected that this article has been changed well and kept pace with the times, but it is afraid that the supply of goods will not be available.

2. Old people are defective; The little boy is a semi-finished product; Boys are wonderful products; Virgo is the best; Middle-aged men are the products of other people's wars; Her husband is an ordinary dish; Other people's husbands are supplements,

3, men's code: care is an attempt, enthusiasm is lewd, cherish is artificial, love to talk is fart, explanation is an excuse, what matters is hypocrisy, sincerity is a lie, and flower heart is normal.

4. When the wife is angry, the man has to hide, the wife is angry, the man is quiet, the wife is fat, the man is slippery, the wife is rich, and the man steps down.

It seems that today is my wife's second birthday, right? Flowers are in the living room, chocolates are in the drawer, new clothes are hanging in the closet, my salary is in my wallet, and I am … lying in bed.

6. I explain happiness in the dictionary of time, that is, smiling; I search for happiness in Baidu of the story, that is health; Today is your birthday. May you always smile and be healthy. Happy birthday, dear.

7, sweet love, leaving a good memory; A happy life is filled with ordinary bits and pieces. Dear, I wish you a happy birthday, and I will spend every birthday with you!

8. On this day of a certain month, a thunder sounded. From then on, there are great men in the world, pillars of the country, talents in society, models in families and confidants. Happy birthday, confidant!

9. You are my tireless book, and you are the scenery I can't get enough of! Dear, send my best wishes on your birthday. You will never be sad with me! Happy birthday!

10, every year has today, which is unusual for me. How dare I forget? SMS was the first to express my thoughts, and surprises followed, just for your happiness. I wish the baby always beautiful.

1 1. I wish a beautiful, charming, intelligent, generous, mature and dignified person a happy life day.

12. On your birthday, I will send you a happy note as a gift. May you have 365 beautiful days, and sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

13, for the meaning of you in my life every day, for the happiness you bring me, for our love and good memories, and for my constant admiration for you, I wish you the best birthday in the world!

14, flowers are similar every year, and people are different every year. It's not a dream to wake up, and there are many wrinkles between the eyebrows. On your birthday, I just want you to be happy!

15, I am by your side every day. I don't have to miss you hard, and I don't have to love you sour, as long as I love you sweet! Happy birthday, my baby!

Happy birthday, dear. You are the loveliest person in the world.

Warm congratulations on your birthday, with my love and a small gift. Take care!

I wish I was the first friend to say "Happy Birthday" to you. I wish you happiness and success in this year!

Happy birthday to a beautiful, charming, intelligent, generous, mature, noble and respected good man.

I've always wanted to say something to you, but I didn't have a chance. Today I finally got up the courage ... Happy birthday!

I envy your birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I just hope to be happy, healthy and beautiful every day!

On my calendar, you are still beautiful, and this special year seems to add luster to your face. Happy birthday!

Wife: Today is your birthday. Happy birthday. You were born one day later than the moon. The moon was the roundest yesterday, and you are the most beautiful tonight.

Happy birthday wife! I bless you every day in my life, because I miss you all the time in my life!

Ten, because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and since then the world has added a touch of attractive color. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Eleven, there are faint poems in the idle clouds, and there are endless joys in the faint poems. There are my gentle blessings in endless joy. Happy birthday!

Twelve, I would like to be a drop of water on the tip of the blade, staring at you from morning till night, and turning it into a silent blessing on this special day! Happy birthday!

Today is your birthday, and I will never forget it. May God bless you with peace, health and happiness all your life! My love.

On the night of your birthday, when the bell rings, I will enjoy your day with you, and my heart is with you! Happy birthday wife!

15. I never doubt the value of your existence. My life is beautiful because of you. No matter what the world will become, I hope you are very happy today every year!

Sixteen, Yingying, the sky is like water today, and the water was like water in the past. Love is in my heart, and lovesickness is longer than dreams. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Every day of life will always be youthful and beautiful!

I hope my wife's birthday is happy and time goes by, but I hope you are closer. On this special day, I want to say that your love has enriched my life!

Eighteen, my love, every poet loves beauty, and your beauty fascinates poets. But beauty is changeable, and I love you forever. Happy birthday, dear!

Happy birthday wife! I want to send you a 100% pure toffee: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+emotion.

The background light shines on your cheeks. Although weak, it can extend far. After reading this news, make a wish and let all the stars in the sky bless you!

Wife's funny birthday wishes 4 1. You are Hami, and I am melon. You are not stupid on your birthday. After reading the text message, you are a cantaloupe! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

2. Happy birthday, baby ~ The feeling of being with you really makes me feel very happy. Although sometimes you are naughty but cute, I also know that you care about me and sympathize with me, although you don't say it. Baby, I will never leave you! I will take good care of you and love you all my life.

3. Happy birthday to you. Your kindness makes the world a better place. May this day, which belongs to you completely, bring you happiness, and may the future days be icing on the cake!

4. Today is your birthday. When you turn on your mobile phone, I give you my first blessing today: Happy birthday, wife, all your wishes come true!

5. Let today's quiet night be accompanied by faint candlelight, listening to light music and drinking strong wine, and let me spend an unforgettable birthday with you!

Tomorrow is your birthday, I will never forget it. May God bless you with peace, health and happiness all your life! My wife.

7. I am the happiest woman in the world. I have a handsome, humorous and caring husband who keeps his promise to you all his life and walks with you every year today. Happy birthday wife!

8. Wife, may your birthday be filled with endless joy, may your memories today be warm, may your dreams today be sweet, and may you have a happy New Year!

9. Although I can't spend the night with you, I can't light candles for you, I can't watch you make a wish, but my husband has a thousand words from the heart, silently lighting the blessing! Happy birthday, my wife. I hope you take care of yourself and have a good day!

10, protect you, accompany you, love you, love you for a lifetime. Tired, come to my arms; Pain, let me make you laugh, and I won't forget the oath of loving you. Happy birthday, dear. I just want to say to you today: it's good to have you.

1 1. Wife, if I have a million dollars, I will give you 99999. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send a message to wish you a happy birthday!

12, thank god for giving me a special gift today, that is you. This is a long journey of life, and your company is the happiness of my life. Wife. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

13, you are the best woman I have ever met in my life-true love and no complaints-accompanying you to the ends of the earth-may your birthday be full of endless happiness.

14, you said that I seldom write to you, even if it is the only time, it is also a big talk about life philosophy. There are no lingering feelings, no vows of eternal love, and no affair. You complain that I don't understand romance, but I can see that you are full of joy. You said that as long as I have this heart, you will be very happy.

15, please accept my gift, which brings you warm affection and deep thoughts. Happy birthday and Happy New Year to you! Happy forever!

Wife's funny birthday wishes 5 1. On your birthday, I will send you a happy note as a gift. May you have 365 wonderful days!

Honey, today is your birthday. Thank you for your hard work, your concern, understanding and support. Give you all my love!

Dear wife, you have worked hard. Let me sing a song for you today. I wish you a happy birthday and happiness every day. Does your wife remember me in the next life?

4. Yan dances in pairs, followed by butterflies. How beautiful the flowers are, and Yuanyang is lingering in the water. You and I are inseparable, holding hands, staring at the sweetness as honey. Embrace each other deeply and love life. I love your birthday.

Good things are always associated with bad things. The edge of happiness is often sadness. If you want to have it, hold it firmly in your hand and never give up. Happy birthday wife!

Honey, today is your birthday. I prepared a piggy bank for you as a birthday present in advance. Remember to put all the money in!

7. I promise to buy you a box of the most delicious cakes, put them on the round table, light 24 candles for you, and make all love burn into hearts. You make your wish, I will kiss you gently, kiss you and tell you: Happy birthday, wife, I love you.

8. May you be happy forever!

9. May you strive to be loved all your life, have everything you want and let go of everything you can't get. I only hope that you will be treated gently by the world.

10, smiling like a flower. I wish you always beautiful and healthy career. Ask me why my words are so sweet, because today is your birthday and I want to give you my heart.

Wife's funny birthday wishes 6 1. Thank God for giving me a special gift today, and that is you. This is a long journey of life, and your company is the happiness of my life. Dear wife. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

2, flowers and flowers, picturesque. I wish you a happy, warm, happy and prosperous birthday.

Today is your birthday. When you turn on your mobile phone, I give you my first blessing today: Happy birthday, dear wife, all your wishes come true!

Today is your birthday, but I can't spend the night with you. I can't light a candle for you and watch you make a wish. Even though there are thousands of words rising from my heart, I can only look at the stars all over the sky and silently light my blessings! Happy birthday wife!

Dear, today is your birthday. Thank you for your hard work, your concern, understanding and support. Give you all my love, happy birthday and good luck!

6. Today is your birthday. What I can do for you is limited, but my blessing to you is infinite. Now I want to say to you: Happy birthday, dear! I've always wanted to give you the happiest!

Today is your birthday, and I will never forget it. May God bless you with peace, health and happiness all your life! My wife.

8. Today, the world is more wonderful because of you. Today, with you, the starry sky is brighter. Today, because you are warmer, I am happier because of you.

Let today's quiet night, light a faint candlelight, listen to light music and drink strong wine, and let me spend an unforgettable birthday with you!

10, wife, I will spend every birthday with you!

Happy birthday to my wife. Time flies, but my love for you is more mellow. On this special day, I want to tell you that your love has made my life complete, and I love you!

You know I like you best, but you always say I don't love you. You are more important than my life. For your happiness, I will only leave you temporarily, and soon you will be in my arms.

3. Happy birthday to you. Your kindness makes the world a better place. May this day that belongs to you bring you happiness, and may the future days be icing on the cake!

On the eve of your birthday, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, Fanta in everything, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, feeling like Sprite, always eye-catching.

I will send you a happy note as a gift on your birthday. May you have 365 wonderful days. I sincerely wish you a happy birthday, my baby!

6. May blessings haunt you, in your colorful life journey and in your dream of always bordering on spring. I wish you all the best and happiness! Happy birthday!

7. On the eve of your birthday, I wish you a career just noon, a strong body like a tiger, countless money, no hard work, leisure like a mouse, romance like music, and happiness belongs to you!

8. In my mind, I remembered your birthday. I want to express my feelings for you in a few words. I sincerely wish you eternal youth and hope to bring you a quiet and happy life quietly. Happy birthday, baby!

9. At this extremely warm moment, I propose a toast to you from afar and extend my heartfelt wishes! Gifts are not expensive, but feelings are expensive I wish you a sweet, warm and happy birthday.

10, happy birthday to my lover. Time flies, but my love for you is more mellow. On this special day, I want to tell you that your love has made my life complete.

1 1. I wish you a happy birthday with all my love. You have made my life meaningful, and my feelings for you cannot be expressed in words. I want to be with you every day.

12, this love is deeply buried in my heart. It has been surging for a century, and it will surge into a bright and burning passion until the day of gathering. Happy birthday, dear!

13. This birthday wish expresses how much I love you. In my calendar, you are also young and charming, and this special year seems to make you more beautiful and elegant.

14, may it be a drop of water on the tip of the blade, staring at you from morning till night, and turning it into a silent blessing on this special day, dear, happy birthday!

15, maybe this time is the frontier of destiny takes a hand's, otherwise, how can I have such great expectations? I really want to brand your name in my heart and become my emotional post. Happy birthday, dear!

16, we met, perhaps continuing an unfinished life story. There is no right or wrong in any effort, and there is no consideration worthy of it. Happy birthday, dear!

17, I have no colorful flowers, no romantic poems, no expensive gifts, no exciting surprises, only gentle wishes, baby, happy birthday to you!

18, in order to prove that I love you, I can work as hard as an ox in the Year of the Ox! Make you happy, I can give you any birthday present you want! I can sacrifice everything for you! Bragging, right?

19, evaluation of you: very enthusiastic, nine independent, eight smart, seven aura, six romantic, five working days, four friends, three lazy, two people who love you and one person you love! Happy birthday to the perfect you!

Husband: Honey, I want to give you a birthday present, which will make your fingers look more beautiful. Wife: Thank you! Just don't be too expensive, husband: no, I have already bought it. Here! Thimble.

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