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Zhou Yu's four delusions: Kongming was rode away by me, and Coss bowed and broke his waist. Meng De suffered and lost grass, and the son of heaven sent me to lead the troops to suppress it.

Sun Quan's four delusions: Da Qiao won't mess with me again, and Cao Cao will be burned to death by me. Guan Yu will die tomorrow, and Jingzhou will return to my arms.

Liu Bei's four delusions: everyone in the world says I'm good, and A Dou no longer brings silly bubbles. Xian Di bleeds every day. Tell me to get up and fight Cao Cao.

Zhuge Liang's four delusions: his wife laughs in his dream of plastic surgery and shakes his feather fan to cool down. Wei Yan carried bones every day, and Sima became a big shemale.

Guan Yu's four delusions: the world enters my knife, and Sun Quan and Monroe enter my prison. Zhuge Cunfu was laughed at by me. He wanted his eldest brother to go back to the Han Dynasty.

Zhang Fei's four delusions: Everyone in the Three Kingdoms is an idiot, and Cao scared Cao Ran away when he saw me. Ma Chao will be old tomorrow, and his son should not be a straw bag.

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Jiang Gan's four delusions: Zhou Yu was persuaded by me, the Prime Minister praised me for laughing in my dreams, and Zhang Cai spared me. I wish you happiness as the East China Sea.

Xian Di's wishful thinking: the grass went north to resist the Huns; Sun Wu went to sea to destroy the sun; Xiao Liu went south to catch foreigners; I have the story of diusim and Joe! 、

Four delusions of praise: Er Qiao's disfigurement and the story of Diusim jumping into the river early. I am proud of the world, and Cao Pi knocks at the door every night.

Dong Zhuo's four delusions: Lu Bu's father barked all day, and Wang Yun's old son died long ago. The Story Of Diu Sim doesn't play infernal affairs, and the Central Plains people smile at me.

Cao Cao's four delusions: all the people in the world are surnamed Cao, and there are too many troops. Liu Bei will stop playing the devil's advocate, and Kong Ming will become a fool tomorrow.

Zhou Yu's four delusions: Kongming was rode away by me, and Coss bowed and broke his waist. Meng De suffered and lost grass, and the son of heaven sent me to lead the troops to suppress it.

Sun Quan's four delusions: Da Qiao won't mess with me again, and Cao Cao will be burned to death by me. Guan Yu will die tomorrow, and Jingzhou will return to my arms.

Liu Bei's four delusions: everyone in the world says I'm good, and A Dou no longer brings silly bubbles. Xian Di bleeds every day. Tell me to get up and fight Cao Cao.

Zhuge Liang's four delusions: his wife laughs in his dream of plastic surgery and shakes his feather fan to cool down. Wei Yan carried bones every day, and Sima became a big shemale.

Guan Yu's four delusions: the world enters my knife, and Sun Quan and Monroe enter my prison. Zhuge Cunfu was laughed at by me. He wanted his eldest brother to go back to the Han Dynasty.

Zhang Fei's four delusions: Everyone in the Three Kingdoms is an idiot, and Cao scared Cao Ran away when he saw me. Ma Chao will be old tomorrow, and his son should not be a straw bag.

Classic funny text messages

Jiang Gan's four delusions: Zhou Yu was persuaded by me, the Prime Minister praised me for laughing in my dreams, and Zhang Cai spared me. I wish you happiness as the East China Sea.

Xian Di's wishful thinking: the grass went north to resist the Huns; Sun Wu went to sea to destroy the sun; Xiao Liu went south to catch foreigners; I have the story of diusim and Joe! 、

Four delusions of praise: Er Qiao's disfigurement and the story of Diusim jumping into the river early. I am proud of the world, and Cao Pi knocks at the door every night.

Dong Zhuo's four delusions: Lu Bu's father barked all day, and Wang Yun's old son died long ago. The Story Of Diu Sim doesn't play infernal affairs, and the Central Plains people smile at me.

Cao Cao's four delusions: all the people in the world are surnamed Cao, and there are too many troops. Liu Bei will stop playing the devil's advocate, and Kong Ming will become a fool tomorrow.

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Yang Xiu's wishful thinking: Cao Cao will fall ill tomorrow, and Cao Pi will sacrifice Guan Yu's knife. Cao Zhi immediately put on the dragon robe and everyone ate a mouthful of cake.

Ma Chao's wishful thinking: Cao Cao's body was in the wilderness, and Zhang Fei was beaten away by me. My son is worse than me, and he can still serve his country when he is old.

Xu Shu's wishful thinking: in the Central Plains, in the Han Dynasty, as long as Cao Ying can provide food; Serial can deceive me, but I just don't talk.

Zhao Yun's wishful thinking: I regret holding Dou, and Dou will no longer be silly. I was ten years old, reported my country, and then showed my pride in Nagano.