What are the funny stalks of Deyun Society?

Speaking of Deyun Society, it is estimated that most scholars are familiar with it now. Now who doesn't listen to the cross talk of Deyun Society that makes people laugh from time to time? Now some girls also fall in love with Deyun Society. They call themselves? Deyun girl? . My whole family likes Deyun Society, and my father saved 200G Degang Guo in the computer. It is said that Deyun Society has many interesting stalks. Today, let me, a senior crosstalk enthusiast, take stock of the interesting stalks of Deyun Society.

1 Yu Qian As we all know, Mr. Yu Qian has three hobbies: smoking, drinking and perming.

2 Meng Tanghe? Dry, numb, not smooth at all, slap him! ?

There are many hooligans in Deyun Society, led by Guo.

There is no size on the stage, and a new tomb is built under the stage, next to Zhang Helun.

Fangfang before Sun Jiufang's perm: love rat tin foil perm, love rat big wave, Fangfang is different, his mother won't let perm.

After perm:? This maggot permed her hair. Who said this maggot had a perm?

? Wear red underwear. Are these your underwear? ? (Actually, it's a vest)

5 Zhang Yunlei Sir Zhong:? Yo! ~ Who is so bad? I want to make rumors, talk nonsense and chew my tongue. You can't die. It is worth a knife. In my next life, I want to have a cat. Cat soup is soup made from cats. First, hit the cat, and then let it stew itself.

6 Degang Guo? Speaking of heaven, this is not a kiss. It has the sun, the moon and stars. The shuttle between the sun and the moon makes people old and takes away many people in the world. The audience is close, and the audience actors are heart to heart. I remember an old saying in my early years that there is not a gentleman who does not support artists. Yesterday, I came to Saibei in the snowstorm, and today I am in the south of the Yangtze River. I advise you not to indulge in alcohol, money and wealth, and not to participate in eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. If you have nothing to do, you will enter the cross talk and listen to two cross talks to distract yourself. Clench your fist and respect your position. May you make a fortune and make progress every day.

? Degang Guo pays tribute to our parents on behalf of all the staff of Deyun Society! ?