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Birthdays are actually short. As long as the candle is lit and extinguished, a birthday will pass. Howl?

The candle went out again and again, and another birthday passed, howling ~?

Once the candle is lit, the cake will burn out and you can't eat it. Howl ~?

Do you know what is the most painful thing about birthdays? Today is my birthday, but no one came.

Do you know what is the most painful thing on your birthday? It means "it's not your birthday yet, everyone is here!" " "

Do you know what is the most painful thing on your birthday? People will come after their birthdays.

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One dark night in 250 AD, a great inventor landed!

He is a NB man, the first in the world. His name is Bi Yuntao!

He rewrote history,

He saved the earth,

It was he who first implemented the national policy,

It was he who first carried out family planning!

It is said that Bi Yuntao has just landed. No, the day he was born, he dyed the quilt and mattress in the county town into a map overnight because of his congenital urgency ~

As time goes on, with the increase of urine volume, with the continuous price reduction of maps. ...

This family really has no choice. The women's Federation department of the county village Committee decided to put Bi Yuntao, a poor household, in the wheat field to water the wheat. ....

This is 18 for a whole year. ....

Bi Yuntao is not young. Considering his marriage, Bi Yuntao is in great pain, so he can't drown people just when he enters the bridal chamber, can he?

Helpless ... he thought day and night and argued fiercely, and finally invented a super urine-avoiding cover!

This one

Dayu has a set of ideas on water control.

There is hope for the Three Gorges Project. .....

This is the prototype of the earliest condom!

Later, with the increase of population, in response to the country's family planning policy, Bi Yuntao resolutely decided to hand over this invention patent to the country!

soon

The country began mass production ... we have the opportunity to use condoms ~

On the occasion of the invention of condoms for so many years! Let's thank Bi Yuntao together.

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At night, it was dark and windy. Pig and Chang 'e were kissing me on the moon. Suddenly, a black shadow passed by, and Pig Bajie hurriedly carried a rake.

After chasing him out, he came back after a while and said, damn it, Yang Liwei. ......

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A man kept a parrot. The parrot was so strong that all the other birds in it were killed by it.

Later, the owner brought back an eagle and put it together. When the owner came to see it, the parrot's hair hung outside the cage.

The host said, "Not this time."

But on closer inspection, the eagle died, and the parrot said naked, "This grandson is really something. If you don't take off your arm, you can't beat Yating. "

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A driver is driving a truck full of hens, teasing his parrot while driving. When a beautiful woman got on a bus, the driver put the parrot and hen in the box and invited the beautiful woman to sit in the cab. After driving for a while, the driver tentatively asked the beauty, "May I kiss you?" The beauty shook her head very shyly and said, "No." After waiting for a while, the driver reluctantly asked, "Can you give me a hug?" The beauty still shook her head and said, "No." The driver said angrily, "If you can't, go down." After driving for a while, the driver felt that his behavior was very ungentlemanly, so he went back and invited the beautiful woman to get on the bus. But after driving for a while, the driver asked, "May I kiss you?" Beauty still shook her head. "Can I have a hug?" Beauty still shook her head. "If you can't, go down." After repeating this for three times, I finally got to the chicken farm. The driver opened the suitcase and saw that there were few hens in Miu Miu. Only the parrot mentioned a hen and asked, "Can a beautiful woman kiss me?" The hen shook her head desperately, and the parrot asked, "Can you hug me?" The hen still shook her head. The parrot said, "If you can't, go down." The hen was thrown out of the car. ......

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The prisoner was shot. The first shot didn't go off because of the poor quality of the bullet, and then the second shot was fired. . . The third shot. . . At this time, the prisoner cried and hugged the bailiff's thigh and said, big brother, you strangled me! It's so fucking scary .....

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A pupil confessed to his long-cherished teacher. The teacher said it was wrong, but he wouldn't listen. Finally, the teacher couldn't stand it anymore and said, I don't want children. The pupil said: I will be careful! "。

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Mother often tells the sheep: "Don't sway when wearing a skirt;" Otherwise, the little boy will see the underwear inside! One day, Yangyang said happily to his mother, "Today I played on the swing with Xiaoming, and I won!" ""Mom said angrily, "Didn't I tell you? Don't sway when wearing a skirt! " Yangyang said proudly, "But I'm so smart! I took off my underwear so that he couldn't see my underwear! "

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