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Who are the characters on the campus? I also need a profile. If there is a good one, I will raise the reward to 100.
Idiot: The comic "Male Pig's Foot" is a student who came to study in a big city from a very remote mountain village (free food village). Very dull. Because I have never been to a big city, I often joke. Because stupid dad only knows "stupid" and "head", he is called a stupid head. My father has been puzzling over this name for three months. Resume: Born-at the same time, one and a half years old-can crawl, three years old-can walk, four years old-can ride a tricycle, five years old-has the tendency of Alzheimer's disease, seven years old-goes to primary school, and twelve years old-goes to junior high school, becoming the only scholar in the village. Get better grades. Libra. Silver: Female, ignorant and lovely girl, good grades, simple, with 10,000 male fans. Meng Nan: Male, strong, with poor grades. Tuan: Male, cowardly and cheerful. Always wearing a watermelon hat. Because his mother loved dumplings at that time, she named them. A boy: male, not enterprising, likes pranks, has poor grades and loves sports. Gao Chaisheng: Male, boring monitor. Always get 100, and often show off your achievements. When you are happy, your nose will become sharp and long. Meat chopping block: male, a rural baby in a neighboring village, very fat, honest with his childhood friends, sleeping all day except eating. Spot flower: female, not worthy of the name! I always thought I was beautiful, and I always suspected that someone was secretly in love with him. Personality: rude, careless, narcissistic, ugly, without self-knowledge. Bei has money: male, his family is very rich, and he always likes to buy some extravagant things to show off at school. Because I am not happy that the nerd family has more money than his family, I have been having a hard time with the nerd. Personality: rich+ostentatious+stingy Yuwen: male, the student who scored 100 in every Chinese test is deeply loved by grandma Liu. Shuli: Male, a student who scored 100 in every math test, is deeply loved by Grandma Liu. Liu Chan: Male, I helped my grandma cross the street and got a little red flower. Zhang Lang: Male, teach hooligans to get little red flowers. Liu Mang: Male, sweeping the corridor for a month and getting banners. Passerby A: Male, a veritable passerby B: Male, passerby A.
other
What? : a fool's mount. Twelve-year-old fat cow Cool (for cows). A farm owner with sore arms and backache. It's a cow fan (Note: Actually, I didn't get along well with nerds when I was a child. It's just that once later, they were defecating in the grass together, and the nerd pulled a screw-shaped stool, and then they pulled a screw-cap-shaped stool (the screw cap and the screw are together). They feel too close to each other, so they make up = _ = ||| Resume: Being born-at the same time as a nerd, one year old-will discharge. At the age of seven-when she became the chairman of the Women's Federation of the Dairy Cow Association in Free Food Village, and at the age of twelve-she became a special mount for nerds. A Hua: A cow from a bookworm family farm produces delicious milk. Like all cows, I like them very much. Goubuli steamed stuffed bun: Goubuli, a famous steamed stuffed bun. Stupid male puppy. Looks innocent, but has a high IQ. Liu Ren: Head teacher of Class 3, Grade 1, Goupao Middle School. Nicknamed Granny Liu, she is a very strict and rigid teacher. It's annoying for students. Often flattered by students. I have always thought that I have high moral character, decent style, sacred work and first-class teaching level. (Actually, it's all wrong ...) Personality: rigid+smelly temper Teacher Li: male, the head teacher of Class 1 and Class 4, Goupao Middle School. Always fighting with granny Liu. Personality: (Granny Liu) sissy Mrs. Liu: Granny Liu's wife. Is a hen-pecked wife. Village head: the village head of the free food village. Old man, very kind and stupid. (It seems that everyone in the village is free to stay ...) Principal: Male, the principal of Goupao Middle School. Like all teachers in Goupao Middle School, they always spit on their students in class. Zhu Zhu: The author is Zhu Bin. In cartoons, there is always a spell with the word "Zhu Zhu" written on his forehead. Take off the spell and become a pig. If someone casts a spell on them, they will become pigs. Tazhong: Zhu Zhu's assistant. He is often teased by Zhu Zhu Xiaojiang He in comics. Even worse. Zhu Jiang: Zhu Zhu's younger brother always bullies Zhong Zhong in cartoons, and he also likes to kiss up to Zhu Zhu. Book 16 is on. Calf: Laugh at a small series on campus. This cartoon shows a cow. Keep pushing the manuscript. Bei: Bei's rich father is the boss of Niu X Group. Mr. Wang: Wang Cai's father. A: It looks like a triad.
A fool's home
Dumb home: dumb: dumb. Buddy: It's stupid, too. I have been tilling the land in the village for free. He is a very honest and simple farmer, and also a very rich farmer (even flying a plane to farm ... it is puzzling that his real name is actually Badai. Besides, he only knows the word idiot. Stupid mother: very beautiful, noble and mysterious. Living abroad for a long time, according to gossip, she is the queen of a certain country! Real name: Jaffa. The real name Yaffa was introduced in a comic book "Sales Contract" which stayed (1 1). Foreign women used to take their husbands' surnames after marriage, so it was called Yaffa. Stay). Stupid grandpa: stupid. (All the men in the nerd family are nerds ...) Stupid grandma: unrestrained. She doesn't look like an old man at all, but more like a rock singer. Except for the wrinkles on her face, I can't see that she is an old man ... Daitaigong: the ancestral home. (There are many others, such as: great-grandfather, great-grandfather, great-grandfather, (the real name is Daida, see a comic book "Product Manual" in Volume 7) great-grandfather ... and second aunt, third brother-in-law, grandmother, etc. Verbally. ) the financial situation of a nerd: don't look like a nerd is broke. In fact, nerds have plenty of money. One of the singles revealed the information. It is said that there are two workers in the nerd family (one is a square-headed nerd and the other is a farmer who lives for nothing), who help Pakistan to make money over time. It's been three years and I haven't finished counting. Then why do nerds still live so poor? The reason is simple, because it is stupid. But stupid mounts are different. He knows how to enjoy life. That's why there is a villa near the nerd's house-the nerd's bullpen. In addition, the booklet 18 reveals the appearance of a villa and the wealth of a stupid home. The bookworm's farm: arm sour farm: the name of arm sour farm comes from the way this farm greets is to wave, and the arm will naturally be sour. So it's called arm pain. Arm acid farm is very big, and there is a desert inside. Once, Wang Cai and that idiot got lost in this desert. Arm acid farm manager: Momo and stay at home. Low back pain farm: Low back pain farm is the above, because the greeting way of this farm is to bow, and it will cause low back pain over time. Therefore, it is called back pain farm. Farm manager with low back and leg pain: Still staying at home. Other news is unknown.
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