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How to wish humorously if you missed your birthday by one day?

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1. Happy birthday. Sorry for being a little late. Since I am the latest to send birthday greetings this year, I must be the earliest to send birthday greetings next year. Happy birthday next year too, hehe, I love you.

2. My dear, my blessing is a bit late, I'm really sorry, but I can promise the great sun that I have not forgotten. I really wish you a happy birthday.

3. Every birthday is a constant smile, and every text message is an eternal wish! Although the blessing arrives late, I still wish you a happy birthday and happiness.

4. The years are always getting shorter, birthdays are always coming faster and faster, friendships are always getting stronger and stronger, and my blessings are getting deeper and deeper. I hope that every day of your life will be like this. The same beauty as the painting - happy belated birthday!

5. I haven’t seen you much recently. Have you gone somewhere? There is a small apology on the tip of my heart, it is a blessing that I did not send. I'm just thinking about my belated blessing, and you will accept it gladly.

6. There are often traffic jams on the road to happiness. This time I was stuck in the dark. Fortunately, I had this crystal lamp, which illuminated my way to you in a flash. A late gift, but a never-late blessing: Happy birthday!

7. Blessings may be late, but they will never be absent. Happy birthday!

8. Amidst the layers of greenery, I wish you a happy birthday!

9. It’s not that I forgot your birthday, I just wanted you to celebrate it twice.

10. Although this is my late blessing, I hope it can bring you a little warmth. I wish you a happy birthday.

11. I send you my birthday wishes. I hope you have a happy birthday and eternal happiness. Don’t be angry because the blessing is late.

12. When you see this text message, haha! You are already a year older! If you want to stay young forever, please read the following words out loud: Today is my birthday, I am so happy!

13. I count the days to count your birthday and eat vegetarian food three days in advance. Who knew you would get a rescheduling call. Alas, I haven’t eaten breakfast yet. I can only say to you with an hungry stomach: Birthday chopsticks are off!

14. You are a cantaloupe and I am a melon. It’s your birthday and you are not a stupid melon. You laughed after reading the text message. You are indeed a cantaloupe! I wish you: I laughed after reading the text message, happy birthday!

15. Today is your birthday. To express your congratulations, all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you for free. Welcome! Pig, you grow up quickly! Pig, get out of the market as soon as possible! Happy birthday to you, pig!

16. It’s so ugly when the world is so hot! It’s not easy to live to this day! Who doesn't live in such a shameless way? Don't have any ideas, just live! Happy birthday to you!

17. Every line of crooked footprints becomes a distant memory. And the road of life is still at your first step. At the age of eighteen, life begins to struggle and be strong. I wish you to stride forward on a new journey and leave behind a string of shining footprints! Happy birthday!

18. Tips for self-testing vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale sharply, and then observe whether the people around you smell any peculiar smell. If yes, you must strengthen your training according to this method; if not, it proves that you are a superman, happy birthday!

19. If you can’t be the first one, then be the last one to wish you a happy birthday!

20. It is true that silence is golden; it is also true that children who cry eat more candy. The so-called maturity is from a toad to a frog, not from a small ant shaking to a large snail pouring. Today is your mature day, wish you a frog, happy birthday.

21. You are the moon rabbit lost in the cold palace of Chang'e's sister. You came to my home. It's your birthday this year, and my gift to you is a carrot. Don't say you don't like to eat, let me tell you a secret: "After eating this birthday carrot, you can really go back to the moon."

22. Just to meet you. Maybe no one will believe that the light bursting out in this moment will illuminate your and my long life. I write my endless thoughts and blessings for you on the blooming orchid petals, and wish you a happy birthday!

23. Today is your birthday. Your friend has requested a song called "Power Train" for you. Please take your mobile phone and tap it hard on the floor... OK, the song request is over.

24. Happy birthday, may you smile from ear to ear every day.

25. I know your birthday is coming soon, so just tell me what gift you want, tell me, tell me quickly... After reading the text message, the statute of limitations has expired.

26. You are so pitiful. Today is obviously your birthday but you still have to go to work. But it doesn’t matter, because you have received my blessing. I believe you will have a very happy day!

27. Beast Star: Happy birthday to you, Pig. Congratulations on having wrinkles for another year. One step closer to having a full face.

28. On this most brilliant day for you, I sincerely send you the oldest but freshest blessing: Happy birthday.

29. Hello! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to send you thousands of instructions and greetings. This is the most valuable "shabby"!

30. A woman went into a pet store and wanted to buy a puppy sweater. The salesperson asked her to bring the puppy so she could check the size. Miss: No, I want to give it a surprise on its birthday.