The girl who makes her boyfriend happy is cute and homophonic.

The girl who makes her boyfriend happy is cute and homophonic. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. When I looked at the name, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.

The steamed bread is too weak to eat. I want to add some seasoning, and then I can eat it. I just feel a twinge of heartache. It turns out that what I added was nothing.

3. The power was cut off while eating. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?

I felt a little bitter just after eating the pills given by the doctor, so I put a few dates with chopsticks, and I was impatient after eating them. It turns out that I ate chopsticks and jujube balls.

5. The Queen is dead. Other ants have been clamoring that we don't have a queen. We have nothing in the future. Did you hear that? We have nothing in the future.

A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

7. What's good about men being lewd? Okay, what about you?

8. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome."

9. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me like … like you said?"

10. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general said angrily, "Dare to fossilize your wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

1 1. Long thanked the crab for cooking it, and it was a kindness for the crab to cook it.

12. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?

13. Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. After Baidu, he actually crossed the river.

14. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."

15. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't leave.

16. One day, the pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? The pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

17. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

18. Girls who love to laugh are not bad, why are they happy?

19. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

20. A duckling ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

The girl who makes her boyfriend happy is cute and homophonic. Chapter 2 1. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

22. One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted it hard, but I couldn't fall. I can't get rid of the dust. I can't go back.

23. I went to buy oysters On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

24. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Late Quail.

25. "Dad, Dad, what do you mean?" "That's where I take a bath," Yun-peng Yue said to his son.

26. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?

27. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

28. I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

29. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".

30. Now is really the next four tights: tight masks, tight clothes and tight trousers.

3 1. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

32. One day, several students were eating in the canteen. The TV in the hall is playing the Qing Palace drama. After dinner, they tried to wipe their mouths and found that there was no paper. They asked their classmates who had paper. As soon as the voice fell, a long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."

33. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.

One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

35. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "If you don't say it, don't say it. Why laugh at others?"

36. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is very scary?

37. If Huang Ting can't find it, go to Li Da.

38. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet baked sweet potato.

39. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged and says, "No, I am a crab!" " "

40. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't go, don't go, don't go. Did you hear that? Please don't go.

The girl who is very happy with her boyfriend is cute and homophonic. Chapter 3 4 1. Yongqi helped the emperor's grandmother bathe, and even the grandmother's mud was pulled out.

42. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was disbanded. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

43. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate Chili and got numb next door.

44. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

45. Because he was afraid of the night, he got an overnight certificate.

46. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

47. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

48. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

49. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

50. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Queen Mother asked, "Is your son tired during this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

5 1. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.

52. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

53. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Biography?

54. A sheep migrates.

55. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really a master at using Xiaolan.

56. You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?

57. I am a little sheep. I sheared the wool once today and it fell off.

Once upon a time, the snake wanted the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that?

59. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, and each of us got rid of the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

What did you eat today? B: There are no ducks. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.

520 humorous jokes that make boyfriends happy.

520 humorous jokes that make boyfriends happy (I) 1. I am a diet pill. I can make people lose weight. I don't care about medicine. I don't care about medicine.

A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."

I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road and cried when I went back to eat it. It turned out to be a silent bun!

4. Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberry grows slowly, so the pig says to strawberry, you can't be a strawberry, you can't be a strawberry.

Xiaoming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "laryngitis" and his throat said "hi".

6. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I dare not surf the Internet.

7. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.

8. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.

9. I said to the crow's feet in the corner of my eye: We should fight hard.

10. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

1 1. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general said angrily, "Dare to fossilize your wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

12. Asu and Asu spent a day together. When Asu was eating, she spoiled: Hello.

13. One day, the pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? The pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

14. You don't even add my WeChat. What else do you want to say, pirates of the Caribbean?

15. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

16. You have to fill in personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it quietly, fill it quietly, and leave a little secret".

17. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

18. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't go, don't go, don't go, you hear me? Please don't go.

19. Want Want Snow Cake will become a Want Want quilt when it feels hot.

20. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful at all, neither round nor bright. Yes, I don't forgive.

520 homophonic jokes that make boyfriends happy (2)1. Bowls and chopsticks are good friends. Chopsticks were sad when the bowl died, saying: The bowl is safe.

22. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.

23. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-fears, and then know its own changes: however, when China holds our friendship.

24. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you are sad, you want to chew.

25. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."

26. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

27. You are looking for Ouyang Xiu.

28. Girls who love to laugh can't be bad. Why are they so happy?

29. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming made a dash for the door, so Xiao Ming's house had no door.

30. You don't even kiss me. Do you kiss the burner?

3 1. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"

32. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "If you don't say it, don't say it. Why laugh at others?"

33. If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?

34. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?

35. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you rubbed the bear carefully and said, "I did."

36. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will stop biting.

37. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.

39. Before he died, Yu Gong said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".

40. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

A particularly useful homophonic joke that makes your boyfriend happy.

A particularly useful homophonic joke that makes your boyfriend happy (I) 1. Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. After Baidu, he actually crossed the river.

I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

4. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

6. Yang was poisoned and Ouyang Feng detoxified. He said to the little dragon girl: Don't look at me. The little dragon girl received: Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?

7. If Cai Yuan doesn't pay, go to Huang Ting to pick it up.

8. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

9.m had a fight with N, and M finally admitted his mistake because M was sorry.

10. Why does a person dislike sitting more and more, because novices are easy to stand (post station).

1 1. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. Let's give up eating meat.

12. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, but mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

13. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

14. One day, the pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? The pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

15. There is a piece of glass. A little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

16. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

17. I think dogs in the country are happy and carefree every day, so I asked him' What is the secret of carefree every day' and he said' Woof, woof, woof'.

18. I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me.

19. One day, several students were eating in the canteen. The TV in the hall is playing the Qing Palace drama. After eating, they want to wipe their mouths. When they found that there was no paper, they asked their classmates who had paper. The climax came and the voice just fell. A long, soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."

20. Eating steamed bread is too light. I want to add some seasoning. After eating, I only felt a heartache. It turns out that what I added is good.

A particularly useful homophonic joke to make your boyfriend happy (Part 2) 2 1. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

22. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

23. A good family. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.

24. Guo suddenly called the agent of his wife with kidney calculi: Yudong Stone. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?

25. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.

26. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?

27. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you are sad, you want to chew.

28. Do you like a lady's style or my epilepsy?

29. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.

30. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

3 1. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is mud.

32. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

33. A sheep migrates.

One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot. The more he eats, the more disgusting he becomes. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephants. Did you hear that? I miss you.

35. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

36. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen

37. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a Want Want quilt when it is hot!

38. A cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.

39. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and green onion asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? Understand? This is garlic.

40. If you don't kiss me, will you kiss the burner?

A particularly useful homophonic joke that makes your boyfriend happy (Chapter 3) 4 1. I found an island today ~ I am fascinated by you.

42. When a deer takes a picture of a rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."

43. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.

44. Mother Cat scolded the kitten and said, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces? Is it cruel of you not to do so? " Li Qu, the kitten, said, but the mouse slices are really delicious.

45. Neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was louder than wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried while eating. It turns out that this is an oyster.

46. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

47. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."

48. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

49. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.

50. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"

5 1. There was a duckling who ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

52. "What if the white balloon bursts and the black balloon bursts?" Confession balloon

53. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

54. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

55. Don't even add my WeChat. What else do you want to say, pirates of the Caribbean?

56. What about being tall? Don't you bend over and talk to me when you meet me?

57. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

58. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

59. I am a little sheep. I sheared the wool once today and it fell off.

60.you didn't stay up all night. What are you doing up late, Ollie?

If you make your boyfriend happy

If you make your boyfriend happy

1, the wolf came to the pigsty, and the pig mother arranged: the big pig went to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away.

2, I feel that my IQ is quite high, I feel that I am very humorous, and I feel that I am very attractive. Test results: quite shameless!

3. A Yuan is studying abroad. One day, he found that his living expenses had been used up in advance and was busy telegraphing home for help. There were only four words on the telegram: A Yuan received a phone call from home a few days after he ran out of ammunition and food: Hold on!

Two frogs fell in love. After they got married, they gave birth to a clam. When the male frog saw this, he was furious and said, bitch, what's the matter? Mother frog cried and said, Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you.

Don't ask me how much I love you, I really can't say it. All I know is that you have become an indispensable habit for me. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

6. In the vast sea of people, it is my luck to meet you, and it is God's arrangement to fall in love with you. If I can marry you and spend my life with you, it will be my happiness!

7, imperial edict: Fengtian carrier, the emperor called: because you don't love me, you are not allowed to shit for three days, and you are not allowed to bring paper when you shit, only three feet with paper until you die! A Cheng, get the newspaper!

8. I hope you know that there is someone who always cares about you and someone who always misses you. Like starlight, it is your smiling eyes. It adorns my heart curtain and shines every night.

9. In the face of many difficulties, your comfort made me go forward bravely. It's all just because I like you.

10, crying silly, happy days gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

1 1. A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

12, the road is one step at a time. Love is bought bit by bit. Life is like this, page by page, really live! I cherish my life and cherish you more!

13, you bowed your head and listened to my vibrating heart sound with a smile, and suddenly told me the dream of being dragged away by rhinoceros. It was really a smile through tears at that time!

14, because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. I really want to say what I did in my last life!

15, the panda loves the deer deeply, but it is rejected when expressing love. Panda roared: Why is this? The deer said timidly, my mother said that those who wear sunglasses are all bad teenagers.

16, you are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you, pig!

17, the moment I left, you cried helplessly behind me, heartbreaking pain, let me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig!

18, you know love is selfish! So my heart has not dissolved into any other thoughts so far. In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that there is only you in my heart! I know I am destined to have endless melancholy with you, but I don't know how to take back my heart. I can't tell a story, a beautiful encounter, and love is a kind of unrequited intoxication.

19, a pair of lovers were caught by a savage in the mountains and said: I will let you go if I eat each other's shit. The lover did it. On the way home, the woman cried. The man asked her why, and the woman said sadly, you don't love me, otherwise you won't pull so much!

20. If you miss me one day, just look at the twinkling stars in the sky. That's the way I look for you. If a meteor glides by, it's my tears.

2 1, how satisfied I am to know you, like a sow climbing a buttonwood tree. How lucky I am to meet you, like a chicken feather growing on a duck's ass.

22. Xiao Lv asked the old donkey: Why do we eat hay every day, while cows eat concentrated feed? The old donkey sighed, we can't compete with men. We eat by running errands, and others eat by breasts!

23. A meteor flashed in the night sky. I quickly made a wish, hoping that you can become more beautiful. Who knows, just after making a wish, the meteor flew back with a whoosh and said to me, big brother! It really embarrassed me, didn't it? !