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The performance of obsessive-compulsive disorder, don't say no!

1, be sure to look around before wearing headphones.

2. I like to bite straws, paper cups and lollipops.

3. When you see a book you like, you will buy it for collection, but you don't want to write in it.

Set the alarm clock for five minutes, but still won't get up.

5. Suspect that the door is unlocked,

6. I like to squeeze plastic paper with bubbles for packaging electrical appliances.

7. It is clear that the other party's phone is disconnected or turned off, or repeatedly dialed and hung up.

8. You can't eat the same color food twice in a row.

9. If your blog template doesn't look good, you will keep changing it until you are satisfied.

10. I suddenly want to write something, and I don't have a notebook, so I write it on a paper towel.

1 1. After eating a board of pills, tear off all the aluminum foil around.

12, check the recorded things repeatedly or fill in the form,

13. The icons on the computer desktop must be arranged in a certain order.

14, look up, down, left and right more than twice before leaving a place.

15, be sure to tidy up your slippers before going to bed.

16, the volume must be adjusted to your favorite number.

17. Be sure to empty the recycle bin after deleting files.

18, it's easy to put some words written by others in the right place and think about it.

19. When you are in a daze, right-click the desktop repeatedly to refresh or refresh the page.

20. I feel awkward when I see that others haven't cleaned the blackboard.

2 1, used for recording by date,

22, eating watermelon likes to dig with a spoon to eat,

23. I like to eat two or more pieces of gum at a time.

24. When eating crispy ice cream, I like to eat the crispy outside first.

25. I like to bite a straw when I drink.

26. I like to sit by the window.

27. I want to take pictures when I see reflective things.

28. I like to put a cross on the bag bitten by mosquitoes.

29. Touch your pocket when you hear someone drop money.

30. I prefer to brush my teeth left and right instead of up and down.

3 1, I don't like to open an umbrella when it rains.

32. If you don't have a good TV, you need a remote control to dial back.

I like to eat ice cream in winter.

34. Walking sometimes jumps like a child.

35. I dare not check the exam results after they come out.

36. Stay fresh when surfing the Internet.

38. Turn on the air conditioner and the electric fan.

Tell me what can get you shot, and don't tell me you didn't win!

1。 If you are unable to spit in the face of life, it is better to calm down and take some time to change yourself!

2。 If it weren't for you on qq, I wouldn't want to stare at my mobile phone all day like an idiot.

3。 You should cherish the people who talk to you, chat with you, send you short messages, or even speak after you say "yes", because no one will be full to please someone who doesn't care.

4。 There are no twenty or thirty papers in my hand these days, so I'm embarrassed to tell people that school is on holiday.

5。 Sometimes forgetting is the best relief; Silence is the best way to tell.

6。 Some girls have fierce mouths, but please believe that they are actually kind at heart. Some girls swear, but please believe that their souls are actually clean. Some girls refuse to help, but please believe that what they want most is to find a shoulder to lean on. Some girls look like men, but please believe their feelings are the weakest. Don't be fooled by a girl's appearance. She has the worst on her face and always has the best in her heart.

7。 He just doesn't love you, he's not busy, he's not negligent, he's not ignorant, he's not tempted, he's not temporarily forgotten, he's not withdrawn. . . Just, no, love you.

8。 Meat meat, you go, don't be so infatuated with me, let's break up. We are not suitable. Really.

9。 The man who calls you after drinking may not be credible, but at least he has you in his heart.

10。 The more holes there are now, the more expensive they are.

1 1。 When I was a child, I always had to stamp my feet to have momentum.

12。 China education means that what you learn will never be used in your life, but it will determine your life.

13。 Every time I talk to you about topics that even I feel bored, it's just because I want to talk to you more.

14。 Tomb-Sweeping Day's family went to the grave, and Grandpa led the whole family to pray. Ancestors bless our family with many talents, officials and rich people. It happened that there was a nest of ants next to the grave. The little grandson was twisting the ants to play, and while twisting, he said loudly that one was dead. A large family looks at the children, and everyone has a black line.

15。 Chatting with you late, the person who fell asleep while waiting for your reply is accompanying you with his own life, so cherish it.

16。 Every time he borrows a classmate's homework to copy, he never forgets to say: I scribbled it.

17。 It is a common problem for women to get to the bottom of everything, but they can't stand the stimulation of the truth.

18。 Aren't you afraid of being scared of your balls when you cheat?

19。 Touch your mobile phone when you open your eyes in the morning, and put it down when you close your eyes at night.

20。 Send a woman home before she goes to bed. Everywhere is on the road.

2 1。 Whether friends are human or dogs, time will take them away.

22。 Seeing that a junior in front accidentally twisted his foot while walking, the junior said with concern, I'm carrying you behind my back. The junior said shyly, don't let the other foot be okay. Hearing this, I remembered that terrible experience in the past. So a double cloud palm pushed the younger brother away, and then stepped on the other foot of the younger brother. Walking on the waves, drifting away. Xuedi! Senior can only help you here.

23。 How many people, turn on the computer, press the button, listen to the music, and walk into the space again and again. Never know what you are turning over.

24。 Work hard, so that you can appear in front of those who deny you in a perfect posture in the future.

25。 As if I don't care about you at all. In fact, you don't know how many times I have resisted the urge to find you.

26。 Chat QQ, don't send it if I don't reply. Either she is not herself, or she doesn't want to talk to you at all. Don't let people think you are cheap.

27。 There is nothing wrong with liking someone. What is wrong is liking someone who doesn't like himself.

28。 The furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but the same mistake. You are in the classroom and I am in the office.

Boys like a girl's performance, don't miss it.

1: I don't like your tears because he loves you; But occasionally it will make you coquetry, because he knows you are in a bad mood and doesn't want to make you sad.

I always call you stupid, but what you do is more stupid than you.

3. I like you to hold his hand hard, and you like to clasp your fingers.

4: He will hold your hand when you are cold (so please hold his hand gently when he is cold).

5: I want to hold you tight when I encounter difficulties, and I want to protect you when I encounter great difficulties.

6: I am tolerant of you and always smile at you. Although love is selfish, when you meet a boy who can tolerate you, please cherish her.

7: I like being with you quietly, without any interruption.

8: When he is with friends, he sits silently (unless he is a friend you all know).

9: I will be angry with you, but as long as you coax him well, everything will be fine. Boys are the fiercest when they are angry.

10: He has principles, but he will also break them for you.

1 1: I always say you lied to him, but I don't mind. I occasionally call you a liar.

12: I will be very happy to have dinner with you.

13: Be polite in front of your family, and be fierce in front of you!

14: When you ask him if he misses you, he will say no, but it's just the opposite.

15: I like to see you. Whether you are sleeping or eating, he wants to capture every shot in your life!

16: You were treated unfairly, so you cried first.

17: I will try my best to get rid of the problems you don't like. . . For example, you don't like him talking loudly when he is excited, but he can't change it for a while, but he won't give up.

18: I am always careless about myself, but I always think meticulously about you. . .

19: I like to be spoiled and quarrel with you, because he will like the feeling that you let him. . .

20: I will only be a little shy to you. . .

2 1: I've been thinking about it, just because he wants to have a future with you. . .

22: I will be jealous because of some people who like you, or those who are worried that you will like them, but I hope you can be happy in the end. What he can accomplish is not others, but your happiness. . . . . .

Don't make me talk.

Don't make me talk.

First, this is shameless. . . It's almost like I put my paw on my hand and I look forced. If I don't want to eat, I'll ask the novice monk how to make it.

Second, after reading an online novel, the author has a big brain hole and is relatively negative. I have to say that the thinking logic is quite meticulous. The author wrote in front that people with depression, schizophrenia, obsessive-compulsive disorder and paranoia had better not watch it, otherwise it would be easy to commit suicide. So I feel that life is boring.

I used to hate the night most, and I was afraid that I could not see anything when I woke up, so I often forced myself not to fall asleep. Just watching, but now I hope I will never wake up after falling asleep. I don't like coming home from work. I choose to be busy, choose to escape, don't force myself to fall in love, and there is no need to position myself. Maybe I don't long for a long-term future. What I want more is a friend to play with, love, than the intimacy of my lover. I just want someone to play with me. I'm willful and simple.

Fourth, my mind is blank now. Dad! Sleep more and rest more! Don't torture yourself, force yourself. How to overdraw your body at a young age?

Please don't force me to do something I don't like! Because the decision is up to me, you have no capital to force me to do it.

6. I try to force myself not to think about you and disturb your quiet life. Nevertheless, when I closed my eyes, your figure appeared in front of me again. I waved it away, but it didn't move. I finally understand that you are not fleeting to me, but deeply imprinted in every corner of me. In my heart, there is a small room with the door open for you. Its name is sex.

He always advised me to drink vegetable juice and take vitamins, and told me that lack of nutrition can easily lead to depression. I said it was not delicious, so I didn't want to eat it. Then he said, I hope you can have a good time. I am very touched, but I still don't want to eat. I remember the last time he forced me to drink vegetable juice.

Eight, insomnia until now, because the last climax of the novel is not well written, I can't wait to overthrow it. Force yourself to lie down and not get up. Tomorrow, maybe tomorrow the muse will kiss my finger!

Whether she hurt you or lied to you, a man! Never force her to do something she doesn't want to do. I like people who can make me laugh, especially the latter. Know how to protect and respect women, and don't hit them; Even when I don't want to laugh:

10. Never force others to do things they don't like in the future. Even if he likes me, even if he is willing to do it, I don't want it. Hard-twisted melons are not sweet, and it is meaningless to force others to do things they don't like. I can't stand the busy eating of my aunt in the canteen. I didn't have time last night, so I took time to prepare lunch for myself today. No matter how bitter it is, it can't make my mouth bitter. Ha ha ha ha! Sure enough, I fried it to my liking and ate it all. Finally, don't force yourself to eat, and don't be afraid of being told by your aunt.

I am a straight man. Who is good to me? I am very kind to him. I am hypocritical. I am sincere. Go away. Some people I don't like. I don't like you at any time. Don't force me to accept anyone

Twelve, don't force others to be like yourself. You know, there are many ways and sources of convenience, not to mention that everyone is required to obey my wishes, and the eyes, ears, nose and tongue do their respective duties in order to become a sound and useful person.

It's hard to give up someone who likes you. I don't know what to do when I look at this kind of heart abuse. I admit that getting used to it is very useful to me. I can only force myself not to look, and time will be erased. All illusions about the future are shattered.

14. Fuck you! Nima just fell asleep. Nima, there was a man quarreling in my ear, so I forced myself not to open my eyes! ! ! Damn, he is so noisy. He has been in a state of rational quarrel and has been scolding me.

15. All the experiences have been experienced. I gave all my love, and your feelings are not worth mentioning at all. Oh, forget it. Since you are so unwilling to do so, I'd better not force you any more.

Sixteen, everyone has their own way of loving life, for example, I like to cook a delicious meal for my family, which may not be a big meal, but I am satisfied to see their delicious food, and I am happy to eat it myself! This is also a kind of love for life, of course, there are many, don't cook if you don't like it, because you like it! Being forced is not good, and happiness lies in doing what you like.

17. I like being upset all my life. Don't pay attention to details if you want to be thin. I will study pS tonight. OCD just can't stand it.

18. What supported me was not the nonsense of a good girl, but that I forced myself not to take the initiative, and my self-esteem turned into determination.

19. But even so, I force myself not to be angry with you even if you are angry. I try my best to let you vent in my place and hypnotize yourself. You don't mean anything, but you can't control your emotions. Who should I vent it on? Because no one has the obligation to accept the negative energy I will have.

Twenty, finally one day, you can't force others to love yourself! I can also say hello, don't hate someone you loved, and I can also let go of so many things I don't understand: finally one day.

2 1. According to my mother, the man has started to do his homework by himself, and asked the middleman whether and how to buy tickets for the theater. To tell you the truth, I am cruel in this matter. I think I suspect that you asked the middleman on purpose before telling my mother. And don't force yourself if you don't like it, so it's very tiring to live. Fortunately, my mother helped me refuse the gifts and red envelopes on March 8, and don't ask me what I like to eat. Nothing tastes good with people who have no feelings.

I forced myself to stop thinking. I'm afraid I'll do something stupid.

Since you don't trust me, please leave, and please don't impose your obsessive-compulsive disorder on me. ...

My idea is that people who don't want to go home should not be forced to come back. If the people who come back are still outside, forcing them to come back will only make them feel disgusted with their property. If they feel tired of playing, they will naturally come back, but not everyone is willing to wait for you at home for a long time. My favorite ending is that when you want to go back to your family, the family is no longer waiting for you.

Twenty-five, rational patriotism, refused to Korean goods. But it is not recommended to destroy all the things you bought, because you have already paid. Of course, you can say you have money at will, if you want. However, please don't force others to agree with this kind of brain-dead thinking, or shut up if you don't agree? Hehe, I have no money, I don't buy Korean goods, and I won't be stupid enough to ruin my dedication to find a sense of existence.

Twenty-six, you like your flowers, I like my American style, don't force yourself to like American style, well, the economist is good. . .

27 years old, my Xiaoxu, a girl who doesn't care about her wisdom and talent. I'm going to tell her the title of the song, even though she sang the wrong words and tune. Otherwise, she will be forced to death by her obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Twenty-eight, I'm going to fucking kill someone! ! It was agreed that braces could be removed in January, but what happened? In January, you told me to take the exam for another month, next month, and February, you said next month. Today is March, you said next month! ! ! ! Thank you for your obsessive-compulsive disorder! ! ! Then please don't give me hope and let me down every time, ok? ! ! ! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Life tells me to think more about others. Don't force others to do it if you can't accept it yourself. No one owes anything to anyone, and no one will be forgiven for doing something wrong at any time.

Thirty-one, I thought I could go on. Now, I still lost you. I don't know what happened. More and more distant and lonely world once thought that friends were so important. Now I'm the only one left. Don't force the world that can't be integrated.

I dare not think. Death is a sensitive topic. Every time I force myself not to think about it, I know you can't stay with me forever, but at least don't leave now. Besides, happy birthday, I'm sorry.

No matter what you do in the world, cooperation can be successful and strong. Don't force others to be like yourself. You know, there are many conveniences and roots, and everyone doesn't have to obey me. Only by doing your job well can you become a sound and useful person. Only when the team can work together in Qi Xin can the team be sound; Only by knowing cooperation and division of labor can we achieve interpersonal harmony.

34. Today, I forced Mao Hai to take a bath. As a result, he vomited twice and he became alert. Nobody is allowed to touch him. He felt sick and wanted to cry. He has special sympathy for him. If he doesn't like taking a bath, he shouldn't. Why do you want to force him?

35. Every time Sina News pushes news on Sina Weibo, the news is full of sex, temptation, celebrity gossip and flirting between men and women. No bottom line, low taste. How vulgar! Use the peach news title party to attract attention! How did the website on Sina Gaoda become like this? Every time it is forced to become my unread news. Old driver, don't force others to watch! Always raping my eyeballs! cannot stand

36. Sooner or later, you will part ways. You will go to heaven because you give love, and I will force you to love me to hell because I don't want your charity. How insidious love is, it is difficult for two people with different beliefs to sit down and talk about it all their lives.

37. I don't want what I forced. It's like being given alms. Even if I wanted it so badly at first, I don't want it now. I feel completely different, and now my yearning mood is gone. I don't need your charity. In order to keep my only self-esteem, I refused.

Thirty-eight, don't come back to my dreams and force yourself to do something. Some things are meaningless and change slowly.

Thirty-nine, I never want to moan, but I really lost my confidence at once, which made me arrogant and persistent. Not only is my confidence, passion, fighting spirit, goal and happiness gone at once, but I am forcing myself to become a clockwork machine every day. Don't be idle, don't close your eyes, I want to cry when I close my eyes. I was really overwhelmed by this pain, but I didn't even have the strength to scream. However, I really don't know when I can hold on. I'm still struggling to tear off the thick black fog and have a rest.