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Appreciation of Su Shi's Annotations in the Original Translation of "Poultry is too Big to Get in"

Ai Zi said, "Tian Ba lives under the millet. He is Huang San, not the Five Emperors. He can beat thousands of people in one day, and he can distinguish the incompetent from the poor. Disciple Bird slipped out of the room and asked,' Am I not a disciple of Tianba? The difference between appropriate and inappropriate. If you have big questions, you are willing to be qualitative. "Li said,' What you said may not be reasonable.'

"Hey:' Horseshoe is short and ponytail is long and downward, why?' Slippery smile said,' It's almost easy to understand. Horse hair robbery, strong potential, short angel; Horsetail droops, the situation is favorable and unfavorable, archangel. "Hey:' But if people's hair is robbed backwards, why is it still long? It must droop and be smooth. Why is it short? Li was at a loss, but he said,' My study is not enough to achieve this, so I should consult my teacher. I'm lucky to stay here, so that I can pay it back and get a reward. "

"I went to see Tianba and said,' Out of the door, I asked the length of the mane, and the disciple answered me with the theory of disobedience. "How about that," he said. "Very good." Li Hua said,' However, if the practice is short and the hair is long, then the disciple is not upright. I hope the teacher folds it. We'll sit at the door and wait, and then order from you. "Ba bowed his head, and it took him a long time to blurt out:' The bird is big, big, but fortunately it's nothing, it can get in and out! "

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[Note] Yan: "Shuowen": "Love also." Ji Yun: "Cheap is a blessing." Well, this "rudder" is not a big deal. I suspect that it should be the word "Pei". Shuowen wrote "". If you have enough feet, you can't walk, that is, your lower limbs are paralyzed. "Sit at the door and wait" is also a small news. Try to take this meaning as what you said today. X: Wait a minute. Lucky self: this self. Save it: no. All the languages spoken by Song people.

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Appreciation of articles

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This article comes from Aiko's miscellaneous remarks. In the Southern Song Dynasty, Chen recorded a volume of Ai characters in "Solving the Problem of Supporting Houses". Note: "It is said to be Dongpo's work, but not necessarily." Say "not necessarily", but there is no basis for questioning Dongpo's copyright. Jin Renkong collated Su Shi's collected works, and thought that Ai Zi ZaShuo should still be written by Dongpo, which was included in the appendix of Lost Essays.

Aizi in the book is a fictional character, and it is about Tianqi's guests during the Warring States Period. In every article, Ai Zi either participates in it personally, or just looks at the narrative, with or without comments. The general manager has a little mystery, funny, cold and fascinating.

The content and structure of this paper are rich and tortuous. Tian Ba, see Biography of Lu Zhonglian in Historical Records, and Zheng Yi quotes Lu Zhonglian Zi: "Qi debater Tian Ba, as a sniper, discussed millet, destroyed five emperors, committed three kings, served five uncles, remained firm and white, and had different commitments, serving thousands of people every day." When Gong Xue, the capital of Qi State, Xia Ji, was in Qi Xuanwang, many "literary lobbyists" from various schools gathered. Famous people "put the first place, talk about it as medical treatment and die" (Historical Records Tian Biqi's Family), and launched a "hundred schools of thought contend". Tian Ba is one of the best, but Lu Zhonglian, who is 12 years old, taught him a lesson face to face: "Today, the Chu army is in Nanyang, Zhao attacked Gaotang, and the number of Yan is 100,000. If Liaocheng does not go, the country will perish. What can Teacher Nai do? " If not, sir's words sound like owls, and it is evil for people to go out of the city. I hope Mr. Wang won't make the same mistake again! "Criticizing his empty words is not beneficial to the country and is annoying. Better keep your mouth shut. So Tianba said, "I want to hear my life story. "Don't talk about it anymore. Here, Ai Zi dug up the speaker as a target and told him to make a fool of himself again. It is a characteristic of this kind of game articles that people are true or false.

The incident was first caused by Tian Ba's disciple Bird Slip. Bird slippery Li is a student of Confucius and a disciple of Mozi, where he was appointed as a disciple of Zuse Tianba. It was easy to change his family, and he became a "professional disciple". Although there is no deep meaning, it can also make people smile. When the bird went out that morning, she met an old woman paralyzed by the wind at the door and asked him a question that seemed to be answered without thinking. Unexpectedly, the bird king was beaten in less than two rounds. He quickly turned around and went in to ask the master for help, thinking that the master could send the old woman away with a little scrap iron (leftover education) from the wisdom warehouse. After telling the truth, Tian Ba was also blindsided, bowed his head and thought for a long time, so he had to hand in a blank sheet of paper. He shouted at the ranks of birds: "Birds are big, birds are big, you have nothing to do, so go in and out less!" " "

Similar to the question raised by the old woman, there are also problems in the traditional cross talk "On Call". For example, if A says the duck neck of a goose is long, it is called; B said the frog has no neck. Why is it called? A said that the flute is made of bamboo, with holes on it, which can blow out sound; B said that the sieve is also made of bamboo, and it is full of holes. Why can't it make a sound? It is really difficult to answer such a rhetorical question at once. In fact, in Mozi's ditty, when it comes to the method of logical reasoning, it has been clearly stated: "It is natural, so it is natural; However, they are the same, so they don't have to be the same, so they can't be biased, that is, they can't be paranoid about one way to infer. For example, the fruit of a peach tree is called a peach, and the fruit of a thorn tree is not called a thorn (called a jujube). "It is also a yes and ano." If you don't "observe words and observe colors", don't analyze them in detail, and go your own way, you will get into trouble. However, the birds were slippery and ignorant, and were forced to be speechless by cunning questions. But the beauty of this article is not that you can enjoy this "artistic enjoyment" of questioning wit, but that the author uses the technique of taking pictures before and after everywhere to show the changes in the mentality, expression and situation of the characters. As things went on, his writing was very casual and unconsciously showed a high degree of irony, which made him feel more lasting in retrospect.

Look, the bird wearing the top hat of "Tianba disciple can tell the difference between the bars" is full of pride. In the answer with Ai Yi, the self-confidence of "what Yi Gu said may be unreasonable" has changed into the contempt of "laughing: it is almost easy to understand" and "I am lucky to leave this here, so that I can return it, and it has paid off." I have great confidence in turning pages. The language of "Mr. Xing's discount" can be seen, but in the end he was reprimanded by me for "nothing to do, going out to make trouble", and even the backer was unreliable. These last words kill two birds with one stone, which not only clearly blames the rudeness of the big bird, but also secretly draws the appearance of Tian Ba. The language is implicit and humorous, with endless aftertaste.

The full text is mainly devoted to the description of bird landslide, but bird landslide is only the guest of the host, and its reckless confidence in dealing with the problem is because there is a field bus behind it, so it is better to write about bird landslide than to write a field bus. Tianba is the protagonist of an article. At the beginning, the article introduces Tian Ba's theory that "a thousand people can be defeated in one day, and he can distinguish incompetence from poverty". He was full of praise for his disciples' first question and answer, but in the end he bowed his head for a long time and ordered his disciples to close the door to avoid the war and lift weights and fall, thus completing this satirical comedy. This is the author's idea. Tian Ba can "defeat thousands of people in one day", but he can't stand the question of a disabled old lady, and he is moved by a boy of 12 years old. It is this kind of first contrast.