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Talk about the blessings that must be passed in every exam.

First, I have studied hard for more than ten years just to show my edge today. Don't panic in the examination room, take your time and answer the questions smoothly. Quick thinking, accurate examination of questions, and constant problems. At present, being the first person to be praised by parents and relatives. I wish you good results in the exam!

Second, wave your hand and watch you go first. I hope you will always remember my handsome smile. The exam came as scheduled. I hope you and I will meet in the ideal school of high school.

I know you work hard, and I believe you will succeed. Come on, study hard for ten years. I hope you can play your extraordinary level, become the first, and realize your dream!

Fourth, when the exam comes, don't panic, be confident, be full of strength, ensure that you are energetic when you sleep, have strong confidence when you dress up, go to the battlefield easily, and don't forget to bring your documents and have excellent exam supplies. I wish you a smooth exam and a bright future!

Five, cold window studying hard for more than ten years, just for today. Don't panic in the examination room, take your time and answer the questions smoothly. Quick thinking, accurate examination of questions, and constant problems. At present, being the first person to be praised by parents and relatives. I wish you good results in the exam!

We have lived together for three years, both long and short. In these unusual three years, we share weal and woe, and Jia Jia seems even more uneasy when he knows his achievements. I always believe that you are the best! Spread your invisible wings and fly high!

Seven, I want to say that I love you, and I feel too heavy; Want to say like, feel too light; I miss you every day and have a sleepless night. I only count the lovesickness green jade curtain beads, and the stars and the moon send you to the window. Specially send greetings to the exam, and wish you a happy exam!

I'm going to have an exam today. I'll give you a small gift. It is said that receiving such a small gift on the day of the exam will get satisfactory results. Good luck in the exam!

9. Be pessimistic about success and optimistic about failure. Look down on yourself and treat others with tolerance. Don't ask about harvest, ask about cultivation! Heaven rewards diligence.

Eleven, life is the examination room, well-prepared, good grades. If you work hard and do it, how can you be innocent There are thousands of roads in life, and reading is not necessarily a high degree. People above the examination room are relaxed and don't panic if they play beyond the normal limit. May you go all out in the exam and have the laughter of adults in your study!

Twelve, the exam belongs to you! Believe in yourself, you are the best! I wish you success in the exam, be a blockbuster and become the first!

Thirteen, pessimistic about success, optimistic about failure. Look down on yourself and treat others with tolerance. Be sensible, don't seek gain, but seek cultivation! Heaven rewards diligence.

Fourteen, twelve years of hard work, the achievements in the field of knowledge are now. I worked hard in the examination room and finished all the problems. Walk out of the examination room happily and smile with good news. Friends and relatives are greeted with smiles, and all they hear is congratulations and praise. I wish you success in your exam!

Fifteen, I want to say that I love you, but I feel too heavy; Want to say like, feel too light; I miss you every day and have a sleepless night. I only count the lovesickness green jade curtain beads, and the stars and the moon send you to the window. Good luck in the exam!

Funny that others must comment: I have never asked anyone in my life, only the shadow area.

1. I dreamed of going to the ends of the earth with my sword, and then my mobile phone died.

I can't keep my head down, except when I pick up money.

Today, a buddy in the dormitory successfully confessed to the person he likes. I am so envious. There are two bachelors missing in the dormitory.

Someone saved your number to call you, but I am different. I didn't answer.

5. When sorting out the mobile phone, I found that there are many people's black history in the mobile phone photo album. I hope they can buy it back when they have money.

6. I have never asked anyone in my life, only the shadow area.

7. At the subway station, I heard foreigners shouting at the top of their lungs: You don't love me at all. You just study English with me!

8. What are you thinking when you have insomnia? Want to sleep.

9. I have been single for a long time. Today, a girl wiped my shoulder on the bus. I even thought about where our children go to school.

10. Review the boat, turn over, and the desire to sleep will come.

1 1. Now the tightness of the quilt is getting stronger and stronger. It's hard to open the seal before waking up every morning.

12. What kind of fish do you usually keep in your head?

13. Show loving people changed batch after batch, only I am single.

14. I just entered middle school. In order not to be bullied, I lied to my classmates that I was the headmaster's son. Finally, I was beaten by the headmaster's son!

15. Once you find that you can't do math, you will skip it. I found that I couldn't stop this jump.

16. Why is crossing the bridge rice noodles more expensive than noodles? Because there is a bridge toll

17. The only thing I can put down now is chopsticks. I can't get out of bed when I go in.

18. Mom: Look, your room is like a pigsty. You still don't clean up! Me: Have you ever seen a pig tidy up the house? It was all cleaned up by pig farmers!

19. I always comfort myself when you suddenly don't reply to my message. It's okay. You may be dead.

20. Mom said that if I was raised fat for nothing, I wouldn't have to worry about puppy love.

2 1. You don't need to be rich to find a boyfriend, just like yourself. What do you like? I like rich people.

I want to be with you all the time. I'm afraid you'll eat shit as soon as I leave.

23. One person is afraid of loneliness, two people are afraid of disappointment, three people fight the landlord, four people play mahjong, five people lol, and a group of people play routines.

24. Don't ask me how I'm doing. You are not without my Alipay.

25. What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and there are only five words in the composition: this is courage.

26. Reasons for being single so far: acquaintances are not easy to start, and strangers are not easy to talk.

27. I found that I was very shy. A beautiful girl who just walked in front of me dropped her purse, and I didn't have the courage to tell her when I picked it up.

Talk about what others will praise and comment on.

After you leave, I want you to remember one thing: don't forget to miss me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too. 2. The story of the past will always be told in become memories, which will hurt, cry and remember, and will always end in the end.

3. Not loving doesn't mean not liking it. Like is another kind, less than love, insensitive and exciting.

I'm really afraid that someone else will appear one day to take my place in your heart.

I want you to know that there is someone waiting for you forever in this world, no matter when and where you are, you know there is always such a person.

It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you.

7. Love will always save people from decadence, and happiness with love will never be broken. I will give you a sweet absolute with my true feelings. Even if the romantic words finally run out of words, I will insist on giving you the most blowing touch!

I can't hold your hand, but I feel your tenderness. I can't see your face, but I remember your smile. I want to see you, but I often dream. I want to say I love you, but only in my heart! At this moment, I really miss you.

9. When we first fell in love, we didn't understand love. When we do this, love is gone.

10, the distance between heaven and earth is like our distance. When I found out, I fell in love with you hopelessly.

1 1. Love is a kind of amnesia, which makes people forget that there are1200 million other opposite sex in this world.

12, don't say love elder sister, you don't deserve it; Don't say forever, you can't afford to play; Don't say promise, you can't do it; Don't talk about love, you can't afford to lose.

13, confession is taking the risk that even friends can't do it in the future, betting that there will be opportunities to hold your hand, hug you and love you in the future.

14. You can chase it if you like. If we break up, we can make it up. We can make up after quarreling. Love needs no face.

15, no one is perfect, and happiness has no turning point. It is a kind of maturity to know that you can't have so much at once, and you don't have so many rights. Otherwise, you will not only suffer, but also embarrass the other party.

16, miss you like spring and enjoy your warmth; Miss you like summer and feel your enthusiasm; Miss you like autumn and taste your sweetness; Miss you like winter, and savor your cleanliness. Miss you all the year round and cherish your life!

The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but when I am by your side, you don't know that I love you.

18. Boys, especially those gentlemen, like the temptation of women, not those women who make them angry.

19, people who have never stood in the same place will not know what it feels like to stand for a long time without bending their legs.

20. Being alive for one day is a blessing, so cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

2 1. There are two things I've always wanted to do but I can't: I must go to bed early tonight and I won't miss you tomorrow.

22. If I can see my back, I think I must be very sad, because I left all my happiness ahead.

23. Who said it was winter? When you are by my side, I feel a hundred flowers blossom and birds sing cicadas.

Dear, I love not your past, nor your family, but your present.

25. I am laughing like a sunflower. I will never bow my head during the day, but I am afraid of the night.

26. We must grow up in love, so we must love and give until we get hurt.

27. Love can change. Anyone who doesn't believe this sentence will pay the price of not believing this sentence.

In fact, some people can wear short sleeves this winter because your fat will protect you.

29. Except for parents, no one does not ask for something in return. Lovers treat you well on the premise of love and harmony, while friends treat you well on the premise of common interests and eliminating loneliness. Not to mention others.

30, there will always be one or two people, put in our best time, frozen into a sign of ignorance.

3 1, you are mine, and no one can take it away. I am so overbearing; I'm yours, and no one can take it away. I'm too stubborn.

32. Being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like, or even a person's heart.

33. You ask me: Where is love? I answer you gently with my heart: love is in clouds, love is in stones, love is in all visible objects; Love is in dreams, love is in hopes, and love you all day and night!

34. The day I met you was the starting point of our life happiness, but falling in love with you was my life happiness!

35. Knowing each other is God's will, knowing each other is human's will, adding up is friendship, and feeling is intentional. We can be together because our hearts are connected.

36. You know that Nanxiang is Cheng's dream, you know that it is Gu Yuan's life, you know that Lin Xiao is the future of Sogo, and you know that friendship is everything to Tang.

Kissing your eyes and seeing your flowery face, like the moon in a dream, makes me fascinated. I love your beauty and kindness, just like a flower in my heart. I love your beauty and will always be by your side. Love you all my life.

38. I care about heaven and earth, only because there is your confused smile between heaven and earth; Intoxicating eyes; Voice of nature; A moving figure; When the elves of light sing and dance in the morning light.

At the beginning of the month, I will eat whatever the dog eats. In the middle of the month, I eat whatever the dog eats. At the end of the month, I competed with the dog for food.

40. I won't make unnecessary sacrifices for men, because I love myself, and only those who love themselves are qualified to love. If I don't meet your standards, please help yourself.

4 1. I fell in love with you at first sight and didn't say hug you. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for sixty years!

42. Love is eternal, one minute is eternal, and one second is eternal, so it is enough to recite it in memory.

43. I am sand, sand dunes are piled up, sand is broken, and grains are sad. You are the wind, the rolling typhoon. After the wind, there are rivers everywhere.

44. Although the best time is always short, we will all remember the feelings we had.

45. Everyone's love is a movie. When the movie is over, I'm just a fragment of you?

46. You have your outlook on life, I have my outlook on life, and I won't interfere with you. As long as I can, I will influence you. If not, then I'll accept my fate.

47. The swan flew away and the birds didn't come back. They miss their past troubles. When the clouds open and the moon is bright, the water meets again in several places. When the sun sets, people lean on the bright moon, and single nobles follow.

48. I have collected enough stories, but I lack a dream pen for growing flowers. Talking and not talking are just two kinds of burying.

49. After breaking contact and missing, the last hope has vanished, and my heart is so tired. Does it hurt? I don't understand.

50, my love is not so complicated, two hearts, a home, love me, be good to me, nothing else.

5 1, there is no need to look back and see who is cursing you. If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite back?

52. Loving you is a decision I have no regrets in my life. All the stars in the sky are my eyes staring at you. No matter how it ends, I know: I love you the most in my life!

53, since love, why not say it, some things have been lost, and now they can never come back.

54. I can't let go but pretend to be calm. I am not so strong and brave, but I must hide my cowardice.

The dolphin wanted to give the angel a kiss, but the kiss was too high. The angel wanted to kiss the dolphin, but the sea was too deep. I want to give you a hug, but it is too far away from you. I can only send you a short message. I miss you.

56. What is love? It turns out that no matter whether you are good or bad, you just want to treat it gently, even if you are deeply hurt, you can't bear to hate it.

57. I am never honest, and my emotions are written on my face. When you are unhappy, you don't like to talk and just smile.

Miss, you are so cute. Will you consider falling in love for our next generation?

59. Happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and it should be sunny after rain. If rain remains after rain, if sorrow remains after sorrow. Please let us face this parting frankly. Smile to find an impossible you!

60. I miss you every day, miss you at night, dream about you, look at you with my eyes, hold you in my hand and love you in my heart!

6 1. Let the cup of parting be filled with the wine of love. On the day of reunion, I will give it to you personally, so that the tears of acacia can moisten the dry heart and make the eternal love exude intoxicating fragrance.

62. The wood said to the fire: Hold me! The fire embraced the wood, and the wood smiled and turned to ashes! The fire cried and the tears went out by themselves. When wood falls in love with fire, it is doomed to be burned.

63. When you really do something, it is often the time when many things cannot be turned back.

64. True love is to see the whole world through one person, not to abandon the world for one person.

65. In this tangled secular world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart.

66, open a dose of love elixir: sincere, gentle, respect for three points, understand four flavors, understand five or two. Take health as a medicine guide and take it with tenderness like water. The dosage is not limited, the more the better. Long-term use can grow old together.

67. Suffering is a matter of course. When we are miserable for love, when you say that we can't bear to part, why don't we part now?

68, don't think that I love you, you can not cherish! One day, I will point to my heart and say to you: there is a substitution here.

I can't deny myself. I can't deny this relationship. I just love you more than I thought.

70. If I can have a good luck in this life, I would like to share everything with you, leaving only two for myself: one is to meet you, and the other is to accompany you forever.

7 1. Although I am fierce, I can't be fierce to you. Although I am afraid of death, I am desperate when you are bullied by others. Although I used to be lazy, I am determined to change for you, because I love you.

72. In an uncertain era, we always love too early, give up too quickly, make promises easily, and don't want to wait for the result.

There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.

74. Life is bread, love is cheese, and bread without cheese can be full, but it doesn't taste very good; Life without love goes on, but it's not so beautiful.

75, mysterious curse, God-given inspiration, love or not is black or white, who can make it!

76, the stars are gorgeous, the night dreams are lingering, the frost and fog are lingering, and the maple leaves are fluttering. Wan Li is cloudless in the crisp autumn, worried, and the rain falls on my heart, splashing my thoughts. Everything in front of me is you, dear, I miss you.

77. I began to want to be happy, sleep in bed, and have concerns, so you won't feel lonely anymore.

78. It's not a desire, it's a feeling. You know, it's not easy to find someone I love and love me. If you miss it, the taste of loneliness is no joke.

79, breathing stopped, you are still in my heart; Thinking has stopped, and you are still in my heart; My heart has stopped beating. I will meet you in the next century.

80. If that year's meeting was destiny takes a hand's fate, I won't blame you wrongly.

8 1, loneliness is actually beautiful, you and I can understand, because we are all vulgar, come alone, go alone.

82. When years are full of poems on the wall of life, I feel lucky to meet you! At that time, the silk embroidered with love was full of fragrance, and I was proud to fall in love with you! Dear, I love you for your happiness!

83. I want to buy things when I get angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money.

84. Life is simple, but the process is complicated, and the lucky ones in this complicated process have an emotional starting point and ending point, that is, the ordinary but not simple pursuit of love.

85. Maybe love is just because of loneliness, and you need to find someone to love, even if there is no ending.

86. It is never unforgivable to worry about other people's feelings. Emotion is a luxury, and some people have never been in love in their lives. Love is like a flower in a vase, it can't last forever.

87. When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

88. We walked through the storm hand in hand. Even if we have nothing, we forget all the sadness. Even though we have gone through a long bumpy road, today we can join hands forever. True love is the only reason for happiness!

89. If a person's signature keeps changing, either she is happy now or she is eager for happiness now.

90. When you are in the most difficult time, you are not far from success. If you encounter difficulties, you will retreat. Even if success has reached the other side, you will miss you.

9 1, I never found you behind me, but I can feel the temperature you brought me. For you, I learned to turn back.

92. I would like to be a lamp to warm your cold and take care of your life.

93. If God allows me to make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you again and again, and the third is to be with you forever.

94. Let go of your hand silently and listen to your perfect excuse. You said a lot quickly. I'm sorry I'm not qualified.

95. I look at you silently, just like an anemic star. I can't see your footprints when you come; The mood at the moment is like that coin, half storm and half flower; How I want to: exchange my life for your beauty.

96. When I see the smoky cherry blossoms wither in a few days, how I wish I could share this thrilling beauty with you.

97. On the long journey of life, we almost passed by. You gently hold my hand. I wish these warm hands could hold me forever!

98. Try to be an elegant woman. Don't be artificial, because artificial women not only make women hate, but also make men hate.

99. I believe that there must be someone in this world who holds my other half's heart and has the same eyes as me. The same grievances also leave loneliness at night. Fantasy in loneliness, hazy in fantasy.

100, at this time, I want to walk to your side step by step and pick a flower for you with Tianshan's hand. I am willing to surrender to me with the eighteen palms of the dragon.

Bizan, let's talk.

1, if you believe in fate, then all accidents are doomed; If you don't believe in life, then everything is predestined by accident. 2. Everyone understands the truth, but small emotions are difficult to control.

3. Some people exist. Because of fate. So he shouldn't complain.

4. I finally know why friendship is friendship in English, because the boat of friendship turns over when it is said.

5. Sometimes, I know something by chance, only to find that what I care about is so ridiculous.

6. Each star carries a small lantern to light up a small sky.

7. The most wordy sentence of the class teacher; Our class is the noisiest in the whole building.

8. In my mother's eyes, all diseases stem from not eating green vegetables.

9. A good friend wants to share everything with you, even if she just farted.

10, a person's adventure, a person's experience, a person's thoughts on a person.

1 1. I can't give you the whole world, but I can give you my whole world.

12. If you practice in prosperity, you will never become a Buddha.

13, I tried to be an interesting person, and then I went the wrong way and became a tease.

14, no one will care when you are in pain.

15, a boy who warms only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who warms all girls is called a boiler.

16. Being jealous of others and hating dissidents means giving your life to others.

17, looking at your indifferent expression, you don't know how much I wanted to disappear in front of you at that moment.

Knowledge can't replace friendship, so I would rather be a fool than lose you.

19, sometimes I hate him, giving me so little time, but occupying my life.

20. After using QQ for so many years, I have hardly seen my friends online.

2 1, it's good to be drunk, and I gradually like this feeling that makes me numb.

22, only the sky no one can take away, as long as I can pick up the sky, it has been with me!

23. The other one is looking at me. She asked me if it was worth everything for you.

The most false sentence in the world is that minors are not allowed to enter.

25. My love has no expiration date.

26. In the past, I treated you like air, which was my life. Now, I still regard you as air and turn a blind eye.

27. If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, we would have thrown you out.

28, take you to force you to fly, take you to the garbage dump.

29. Love is a solid backing and a fatal weakness.

30. We agreed to grow old together. How can you secretly anoint oil?

3 1, why do you sleep for a long time before you die and sleep after you die?

I gave you the warmest hug, but you gave me the saddest joke.

33. There is nothing in this world that cannot be returned.

That song is about romantic love, but it has nothing to do with you and me.

35. The dusk is deep. Or shallow sadness.

36. The world of mortals is endless, and I am more attached.

Swimming across a world is a matter of life and death.

38. You make me feel like a roller coaster.

39. I understand that everything is ashes, and I can only tell myself that it is time to let go of the burden.

40. Sadness buried in eyes, desolation in eyes.

4 1, weeding day at noon, class is really hard. A little broken book, sitting all morning.

42, that year, in the prime of life, whoever promised to die.

43. Have an accident, or die or lose memory.

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

I'm with you because I chose to be with you. I don't want to live in other people's way.

When I have money, I will spend it like water.

47, with the heart of a desert island, reading classics in the world of mortals.

If you shed tears when you miss the sun, you will also miss the stars.

49. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.

50, can let yourself climb, don't borrow others' shoulders.

5 1, you haven't changed at all, you are still so cheap.

52. Why is Friday so close to Monday and Monday so far from Friday? This is not scientific!

53. Sometimes it's hard to be commented by some people when you make a talk.

54. Fate is like water, just for a word, waiting for the next encounter.

55. At sunset, a fairy tale world.

56. There is no love at first sight in the world. The so-called love at first sight is just that you meet the person you've always wanted to see.

57. Maybe you left my sight, but you didn't leave my thoughts.

58. Melting snow is always colder than snow, just as ending is always more painful than beginning.

59, not sad, but learn to see through.

60. There is a joke called love. I laughed my head off and cried my head off, but I still refused to give up.

6 1, may the dream become the lamp of the earth, and may the blessing become the longest river.

62. Be calm for a while, and you will die if it breaks out.

63. I used to be a thin man until a sentence changed me. You eat, eat, you are not fat. I mistakenly thought I was really not fat.

64. The problem of feeling inseparable from you has been cured.

65. Where vision can't reach, the heart can.

66. If I want to give up the world with you, I will, because having you is the world.

67. I hope our names can be written together, whether on wedding invitations or tombstones.

68. The most wasted day is the day of crying.

69. There are many people who like you, and there is no shortage of me. I like very few people, except you.

70. Finally, the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River covers the whole world. After the glory of China, it was just a scene, and the mountains and rivers were silent forever.

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72. Nobody wants me except you; I just don't want anyone except you.

73. Tears fell when I walked through the alley. There are laughter and tears here.

Let silence take the place of all answers, just to see how much you know about me.

75. The mouth is trying to be brave, but the heart has surrendered.

76. I want to say that I am not good without you! Still alive.

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

78. The shadow of the sun moves and the shadow of the object disappears. That's all.

79. If I know more than others, it is because I have made more mistakes than others.

80. Some things will last a lifetime.

8 1. A mature person's duty is to find himself, be himself firmly, and explore his own path wherever he goes.

82. I hope the journey will get longer and longer. If you are not careful, you will go for a lifetime.

83. Life can be colorful, but it must not be messy.

Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

85. Some songs are deeply rooted in people's hearts. Sometimes I don't know whether I'm listening to music or myself.

86. If there is no time limit for self-improvement, it is doomed to be silent.

87. I am really glad to have you with me.

Meet the right person in the future, so that when we are mature enough, we will never be separated for no reason.

I want to be a little monster, because Altman can't beat me.

90. If all this is extravagant hope, why don't I face everything with a smile?

9 1, things have changed, who still cares?

92. Women are cute when they first meet, and fierce when they meet.

93. Rainy days are the saddest time. Obviously don't want to cry, tears still hang on my face willfully.

94. Love is hot. It is light to be loved.

95. Youth is a book that you can't close when you open it. Life is a road that you can't go back. Love is a gamble, you can't get it back if you throw it out.

96. A person's existence is often manifested long after he disappears.

97. I know that I am no longer your person. In your eyes, I am just a passer-by.

98. Even iron promises will rust over time.

99. Pretend not to care about your ridicule and leave with a smile.

100, go with the flow, not with the flow.

10 1, the most uncomfortable thing is that we have separated, but you still emerge in my memory.

102, I used to laugh with you, but now I laugh without you, and the smile is not as sweet as before.

Taking care of yourself is the best reward for me.

104, what a woman needs is a warm feeling of being patient with you, knowing that you always think about her safety when you are free.

105, when you can't hold on, you can tell yourself that I'm tired, but never admit in your heart that I can't!

106. Recently, I heard that you are rich, and you recognize Jiro as your master.

107, I am waiting for you to pass by in the years.

108, when you are finally silent, maturity has just begun.

109, persistence is victory. It's not important to win, it's important to persist.

1 10, moody, one second before and after the attitude is a hundred thousand miles away, I'm sorry I'm a bad person.

1 1 1. If you want to say something, you will naturally say it. If you don't want to tell, all you hear is lies.

1 12, sometimes you can get something by giving up something, and then you get something you want to give up.

1 13, when I smile, my face looks like a spring flower, which will definitely touch people, no matter who others are.

1 14, some roads, whether prosperous or lonely, are destined to walk alone.

1 15, I'll pour my own cup, help yourself.