If it's dirty

1, I won't say good night to you, I want to lie in bed with you.

2. The man sends a message to the woman: "Do you still like me because I'm scary?" Female reply: "It depends on how to pronounce long words."

Forget all the knowledge learned in school, and the rest is quality.

4. Raped the earth when sleeping on your stomach, and raped the whole universe when sleeping on your stomach!

Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

6. The husband came home and saw his wife and doctor lying in bed. Doctor: Don't get me wrong, I'm taking her temperature. Husband: If what you put into my wife's body has no scale, you are dead.

7. I will always be a poor bug, and I will never escape the early bird.

8. My gentle smile is reserved that you don't understand.

9. The teacher said, "Students, don't fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. " As soon as I listen to it, I get excited when I think about other people's wives.

10, your love is like a virus, which will be swallowed up by 360 sooner or later.

1 1. I want to walk with you from bed to living room, from living room to kitchen, from kitchen to balcony, and then back to bed from balcony.

12, brushing your teeth is mixed. Cup in one hand and washing utensils in the other.

13, what are the similarities between the Monkey King and Aoi sora? It's all empty talk They are all sperm collectors! All wet breasts! Can make the stick bigger.

14, if you don't know me, just shut your slanderous mouth.

15, spending money is better than not spending money.

16, I want to be a queen, and I want 72 male concubines in three palaces and six hospitals.

17, don't wait for people who shouldn't wait, don't break our hearts, we are all for life.

18, you know my depth and I know your length.

19, "Dare to ask what kind of woman is a real woman." "No expansion."

20, the spring breeze is ten miles, it is better to sleep with you.

2 1. Why doesn't Fahai understand love? A: Because Fahai has no "whip"

22. The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

23. If you are not full, you will have a problem. If you are full, you will have countless troubles.

24. There is always a winter vacation homework when dating Xiansen in winter vacation.

25. When a man says inner beauty, he means inside the bra, not inside.

26. W: What do you think of sex? M: I don't think so, but there are many ways.

27. It is said that people with black hair are handsome. When you look in the mirror, it is ~ reliable ~!

28. Question: What is a man's tongue for? Answer: teasing.

29. Shakespeare said, "Don't test my mother, I can't stand the test!"

Every time you show me your dirty face, I have an impulse to vomit you to death.

3 1, I hate winter, I hold you but I can't feel your body temperature.

32. Playing the lute to a cow is actually not terrible. The terrible thing is that the cow plays the piano at you.

33. When I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I was always at home.

34. Every time QQ makes a "cough" sound, I think it's a handsome guy and my friend, but I didn't expect to be kicked out by the group owner.

I went swimming in the reservoir yesterday, and my leg cramped and I almost drowned. Fortunately, my girlfriend saved me. If I hadn't cheered her up this morning, we would have really become desperate mandarin ducks. ...

Pack everything I gave you, and I want it back intact.

No one will give you a step, so you'd better move a chair yourself.

38. You kidnapped my love in spirit. What kind of lover is it?

39. Q: Why do Korean dramas have no sex? A: Korean dramas dare not shoot sex scenes. If the chest bursts, the nose collapses and the penis breaks, it's all a matter.

40, delicious food, I want to be thin, I can't have both, I'll go.

4 1, I am a good girl you don't care about, young man. Do you like men?

42. What you say may not come true, just like a man's promise to a woman.

43. I want to say that I am struggling. The end of the world is my birthday.

44. "What did he do to make you like him so much! ? ""I "

45. You have the right to hurt me, because I gave it to you.

46. There are three treasures in a lie: eternity, constancy and love to the old; There are three treasures in Korean dramas: car accidents, cancer and incurable diseases.

47. A buddy went to the toilet, followed by a foreigner, and my buddy suddenly ran out. I asked: What's the matter? He said: I'll do it later. I really can't do it.

48. The best evaluation of a woman is not that you are really beautiful or sexy, but that I am hard. "Hello?" "I can't even afford an elephant, let alone a pair."

49. My girlfriend and I are separated. In fact, our sex life is quite harmonious-I am impotent and she is indifferent.

50. From school uniforms to wedding dresses, how many beds have you shaken, from pink to purple and black, and how many frictions have you experienced?

5 1, a girl like me, can't a little weight hold down her beauty?

I have a six-year-old niece at home. At lunch that day, I talked about what my niece likes to eat. As a result, my niece said, "Dad still eats his mother's milk when he is so old. Don't you think it's a shame to lose it ... "

53. I cried when I was a child and laughed and cried when I grew up.

54, Yuanyang playing in water, all fucking drowned. Fly with me. They're all fucking dead.

55. I am single, I am proud, and I am a condom of the country.

56. It feels good not to wear a condom, but it's not safe. My last mobile phone was so broken!

57. "Is it easy to be a woman? Wear skirts and safety pants in summer. " God replied, "Is it easy to be a man? I finally picked up a skirt and saw a pair of safety pants. "

58. Chatting with a girl, she likes to write me as me. Is this a special hint to me?

You wait, one day I will make you the mother of my future son!

60. Some people are always staring at themselves, and they can't see far if they are tall.

6 1, the so-called growth is to hear the word "choppy" and never think about the sea again.

Practicing French kissing is not actually giving her a spoon to eat a starball cup.

63. While taking the subway, a young mother was nursing her baby, and my four-year-old son was fascinated. I'm a little angry, so young: son, don't look, it's embarrassing. The son turned around and asked loudly, mom, they are all girls. Why is this aunt and grandmother so big and yours is smaller than dad's? Shit! Whose Xiong Haizi is this? I don't know!

64. If you are fine, it will be sunny, but I like cloudy days.

65. I played with you when I was a child, because I was not sensible.

66. I am poor, and so are my servants, gardeners and drivers.

67. The most sober time for a man is the moment he has just finished speaking. At that moment, we felt that we had seen through everything in the world and were carefree, leaving only the sadness of our balls. . .

68. I read too many jokes and suddenly found that the words "making money is important" are also dirty.

69. It's amazing that you brag so fresh and refined.

70. I abandoned you casually in the sea of people, and since then we have become strangers and have nothing to do with each other.

7 1, throw away what you can't keep, so as not to be upset when you see it.

72. Woman: Your ass is too hard. Man: There is too much water under you. It turns out that it is not easy to cook a pot of noodles.

73. I have fallen. I can't swim until now. You know, before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer ...

74. You engage in art and I engage in you. This is called deep art..

75. I have an empty heart, but God gave me a big aunt's body.

76. the Monkey King: "Sister-in-law, I am here with you." Princess Iron Fan: "Uncle, come out ~ ah ~ ah ~" the Monkey King: "Sister-in-law, I'm coming out. Open your mouth. " Princess Iron Fan: "Ah ~ ~"

77, life lies in hey, watermelon lies in shooting.

78. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

79. Woman: Did you come for me ... Man: Sorry, we all drank too much last night, and it just happened. The woman rushed over and gave the man a good beating, but she also scolded him while beating: "You smelly rascal, you know you are happy and don't wake me up!" " "