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The 2020 version is cold, and it is funny to send a circle of friends.

1. I snickered with joy all morning. Although the weather is cold and sunny, I am kind and warm!

2. I just came back from the transition room and was very happy to see the mistakes corrected. It's so cold that my hands are frozen and my photos are not good. Now I pee on this family's mat every day and I can't stop. I miss you so much. Good night. Go to bed early.

It's very cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of Teacher Cang's teaching: Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed.

When it's so cold that you don't want to go out for coffee, just make yourself a cup of coffee at home.

It's another year of yellow leaves, one layer of autumn rain and one layer of cold. It's hard to run around all day When it's cold, don't forget to add clothes, cherish your health and add meals, and cherish your friendship for a long time. I wish my friends better health!

6. The temperature drops, the sound of falling flowers is known to the wind, the feeling of missing is known to the heart, the cold temperature is known to the winter, and my blessing is known to you. No flowery words, just want to send you warm wishes in the cold winter!

7. Blessing is not a firecracker, it ends when it rings; Blessing is not a stove, it will be cold after the fire; Blessing is not fashionable, and it will fade when it is out of date; Blessing is a sentence condensed from countless days of concern: it's cold, take care!

8. The weather is very cold. Take care of yourself. I can't borrow your coat or give you a hug.

9. It's almost time to get you out of your head, wash it, chop it up, dry it in the air and refrigerate it, thaw it when it's cold, season it with onions and put the soup in.

10. I saw the stars miraculously tonight, but it was too cold to stand. After running for the first time in more than ten years, my hand was frozen unconscious, and now it hurts even more where it is about to crack. Today, I think of him, my bar mitzvah, my graduation day, and more and more shadows on my way back.

1 1. If I get lost, then you are my eyes. It's too cold for me to go out.

12. It's so cold. The fat smile on the cotton-padded jacket is in the hair, and the smelly totoro costume is sprouting.

13. It's still a pity that I didn't break the target of 1 10,000 sales, but I'm still not good enough. It's cold. It almost killed me. My feet are so cold.

14. Snowflakes are bookmarks of my good memories. Dancing under the colorful Christmas tree in the moonlight is my lovely dream. On this special day, let me wish you a happy day with my sincere greetings!

15. It's very cold. Don't be cool. Remember to put on more clothes. After all, I'm not around.

16. I am the most rogue in winter and always like to freeze my hands and feet.

18. It's so cold in the morning. When I was crossing the expressway, an enthusiastic uncle kindly moved his mouth and eyes twice to remind me that I had dropped my schoolbag. It's easy, but I'm still very grateful to him! I picked up my schoolbag and drove through the warm sunshine on the expressway.

19. It's cold and I feel lonely. I began to come up with all kinds of Marisol ideas. All right, stop. All you have to do is buy a hot drink.

20. It's so cold that my hands are going to explode. This is really full of happiness.

2 1. It's too cold today. I'm a little scared now when I think of the snowball fight two days ago. I don't want anything cold. Why is this bed not hot? I can't sleep!

22. Don't forget to avoid me in the subway. I can't bear to hide from you every time. I always like you to hide. I'll come to you. I'm afraid you won't find me soon. I am afraid that you will hide and wait for me for too long, and I will find you soon! It's cold. It looks good to wear a small scarf!

23. Good night, Nissan. It's cold. I have lost my enthusiasm. All that's left is obsession If I can't reach my goal, I will never forgive myself.

24. The weather is so cold and the moon is so bright. Although so many days have no effect, a little lost and unhappy, but believe in yourself, you can! No matter how high you usually play, don't forget to work hard when you are alone. After all, you have to go by yourself. If you want to be calm in front of others, you must work hard behind your back!

25. It snowed in Kashgar today. It's cold. The heating is a little hotter than the other days, but I still can't help wearing a jacket in my room. I'm too tired from work today. Some things were done in a muddle, but the result was not bad. Ok, take a bath and sleep!

26. The weather is hot and cold, and one cup after another is bitter, and no one gives me candy to eat.

27. The weather is so cold, I really want someone to help me warm my hands, someone to hug me, someone to fetch water for me, and someone to accompany me to dinner. It turned out that I was holding a hot water bottle and wearing a thick scarf and hat. If it is really cold, I will hide in the quilt and say not to go out, but I still have to go down and fetch water myself. I really want to be a beautiful female soldier myself.

28. The weather is so cold, just like the Millennium. It snowed half a month earlier than that year. Every other year, suddenly it was like a dream. At that time, I was easily excited and sensitive, but now I have gradually calmed down; At that time, the silly girl who often put herself in danger had cherished her life as gold. It is often painful and sad for others to shoot themselves with one arrow and then shoot themselves with a second arrow. Years old to years old, the years of life are used to float and sink in love and hate.

29. The thief caught in Guangzhou Chinese medicine canteen early in the morning! It's very cold. Don't put it in your coat pocket when playing with your mobile phone. Maybe the boy with glasses standing behind you is a thief.

30. It's cold and windy today, and my feet are cold after lunch break! I can't sleep because of the cold. I finally went to activate the bank card collectively this morning! Take a break and run to Honghua Mountain!

3 1. It's so cold! I use ginger and brown sugar with glutinous rice balls, which are delicious. The key is to keep warm and prevent colds! Muxi's ancient brown sugar and brown sugar are essential drinks for families!

32. People are big, and clothes are not suitable for cold weather. It is good to go to bed early and get up early.

33. It's so cold. Go to the playground to bake fruit and eat it last.

34. My sister registered today. Congratulations, happiness ~ I really don't know when I will get married, and I didn't think about getting married early. Let nature take its course, it's so cold, I don't want to put up with the cold wind blowing on the motorcycle anymore.

35. It's so cold! ! ! Think of people who go to work at night, people who get up early in the morning, empty houses, empty wallets, empty bank cards, things that they have tried hard but often see, and they are caught off guard! ! ! I feel a little sick! !

36. These two days are very cold. I've been waiting for the sleet in the weather forecast, but it turns out to be sunny.

37. Our lovely and kind warm man needs to put on more clothes when the weather is cold, so don't get sick!

It's so cold that I dare not go out, so I have to stay in the dormitory to prepare for the exam!

39. The weather is so cold, but my heart is so warm: I went home by car after the hospital check-up this morning, but I forgot my bag as soon as I got off the bus. Just getting off the bus, I heard someone shouting from the car. By the time I realized it, the driver had closed the door and was ready to leave. At this time, someone in the car reminded the driver that the driver was saying through the door that there was another stop ahead, and the passengers behind had already handed the bag out of the window! Thank you!

40. It's so cold. I cooked warm wine together. Mariko likes warm air conditioning and big tables. I like the mottled shadows on the pink wall. I like Xiao Bai, as if she has a pair of blue eyes in the whole sky. Good night

The weather is getting colder. Friends circle talks about friends circle. It's cold.

1. It's cold. Please note: In order to make everyone have a warm winter, don't tell cold jokes, humor or send cold messages. Please respond positively and wish everyone a warm winter!

It's so cold, you must take care of yourself and don't freeze! As the saying goes, people freeze their legs and pigs freeze their mouths. I've put on my pants, so buy a mask quickly!

There are always some cherished friends in life, and there are always some unforgettable days in a year. From autumn to summer, from strangeness to familiarity, although you can't always say hello, always remember: pay attention to adding quilts at night in cold weather and clothes during the day!

The past can't stand the erosion of time, youth can't stand the wear and tear of years, and even friendship will be diluted by distance, so I seize this moment to remind you that the weather is cold and take care of yourself.

In the sudden cold weather, if you want to know your news from a distance, do you pay attention to your health and take care of yourself, the pressure of life and work? I can't replace you. I'll send you a few words of concern. Don't forget to keep warm and add clothes in cold weather!

6. A steadfast friendship, with Qian Qian's best wishes, gives you warm greetings that I miss. No matter how far apart we are, our concern for you will never change. In this warm season, I give you my sincere wishes and deep greetings. It's cold, the bear got into the tree hole, the snake was busy molting, and you became lazy. I want to sleep when I am full. Your partner told you to go back to your nest to hibernate. Remember to reply to my message before hibernation.

7. In the cold winter, the fingers on the keyboard are a little out of control, but my heart for love really hasn't changed. Always in this winter, silently in my heart, I made my truest wish, my most beautiful blessing, my most sincere heart: May my most beloved you be happy every day!

8. I'm your coat when it's cold, and I'm your medicine when you have a cold. I'm never bad. As long as you need me, I am your support when you are sad, the smile in the short message and the hug when you are happy. I want you to know that fairy tales are our pride!

9. It's cold, pay attention to add clothes and don't catch cold. But you still caught a cold. Looking at your sad look, my heart, alas, can only be expressed in one sentence: Small sample, you also have today! In order not to let me succeed, you should pay attention to your health.

10. A little truth is worth a thousand taels of gold, a little warmth can offset the frost in Wan Li, a greeting brings warmth and sweetness, and a short message brings all my thoughts: Happy every day! Happy every day!

1 1. It takes 3 seconds for a meteor to cross, 1 day for the moon to rise, 1 year for the earth to rotate, 24 hours for missing someone, and a lifetime for loving someone, but it only takes 1 second to say a kind word: Take care! It's cold, don't catch a cold!

12. It's cold, so I'll give you a stove for fear of baking you. Send you a scarf in case you misunderstand; Here are your boots. I don't know how big your feet are. Think about it, or give you a sincere message. May you warm every moment and every day!

In 2020, the weather turned cold, and friends were talking about funny jokes in friends with cold personalities.

1. It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms. 2. The weather is very cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of Teacher Cang's teaching: Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed.

Don't tell me it's cold. Take care of yourself and put on more clothes. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

It takes courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.

It's cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

6. I remember that it was a cold winter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

7. Don't send me information about adding clothes when it's cold. If you really love me, please put the money into my Alipay before you can add clothes.

8. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

9. Why are people closer to the north more direct? It's freezing. Who has time to travel with you?

10. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

1 1. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

12. When you are alone, it is actually a hooligan behavior for a girl to say that she is cold.

13. It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

14. If there is a dog lying on the ground and blocking you in winter, make way for it. It is not easy for it to warm this place with its small belly.

15. Cold is just one word, I will only say it once, and I know you will use snot instead.

16. It's very cold. When you wake up from sleep at night, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate.

17. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was too cold and I was unconscious.

18. If you want to run naked in summer, how many clothes you wear in winter is like streaking.

19. Thank you for accompanying me through yesterday, sharing today and welcoming tomorrow. When winter comes, I wish you wonderful every day, safe every step, happy every moment, satisfied every minute and happy every second.

20. Cold is just a word. I'm only gonna say this once. I know you'll use your nose instead.

2 1. I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

22. The most annoying thing in winter is that I just jumped into the warm bed and wrapped it, only to find that the Nima light was not turned off.

23. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

24. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

25. It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed, wifi that won't break the internet, and endless snacks. If these are not enough, can you give me one?

26. Winter is coming, and the wind is blowing hard, and the face is like a needle, and the wind is biting. If children go out to play, adults don't forget to tell them to wear thick clothes.

27. Baby, it's cold. Remember to put on more clothes, okay? Eat on time, go out less if you have nothing to do, and cover yourself at night, but don't give me the cold. Be obedient

28. Pay attention to cold protection in cold weather, and three parts are particularly important. Headache, gastrointestinal discomfort; Cold in the back will affect the lumbar joints and internal organs; Cold hands and feet are easy to catch a cold

It's cold, please give me a hug. If you can't give me a hug, please give me a coat I wear size m. If you can't give me a coat and no hugs, please give me money. I have the card number.

30. It's cold, and fewer and fewer people are playing mobile phones on the road. I touched the hot millet phone and smiled. It is my hand warmer in winter. Hot at any time, continuous fever, warm to the heart.

3 1. It's cold. I'll give you a coat: the pocket is warm, the collar is thoughtful, the sleeves are considerate, and the buttons are missing; Let this coat accompany you through every minute, be sure to be happy!

32. The wind is blowing and the snow is falling. At this time, I suddenly found that the romantic season has quietly arrived. Think of distant friends, I hope you: take care! I wish you a happy winter

33. Pay attention in cold weather, pay attention in cold weather! Take care of yourself and put on more clothes in cold weather. There is a constant topic, that is, I miss you so much. Let me tell you another secret that I can only tell you, that is, I love you!

34. It will be a little cold. I will give you a coat. Make the fabric with sincerity, thread with love, embroider the blessing on the inner layer, use warm cotton on the interlayer, and finally tie a caring button. Take good care of yourself in cold weather.

35. It's cold, the nights are getting longer, the leaves are turning yellow, the wind is coming, the birds are running away, and the fruits are beginning to smell fragrant. I miss you, bless you and wish you all the best!

36. It's cold, and I want to give you a coat: the pocket is called warmth; The collar is called care; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat accompany you through every minute, and be sure to be happy.

37. It's cold, and fewer and fewer people are playing mobile phones on the road. I touched the hot millet phone and smiled. It is my hand warmer in winter. Hot at any time, continuous fever, warm to the heart.

38. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

39. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

40. It is very cold in winter. As soon as I got into bed at night, I heard my brother calling me in the next bedroom and telling me a secret. I got up in the cold and went to his bedroom to ask him what his secret was. He said, I'll tell you tomorrow. It is too late today. By the way, please help me turn off the light when you leave. Back in bed, I suddenly thought about what happened.

The weather is getting colder. Friends circle talks about friends circle. It's cold. Tell me about it.

1. It's cold. Please note: In order to make everyone have a warm winter, don't tell cold jokes, humor or send cold messages. Please respond positively and wish everyone a warm winter!

It's so cold, you must take care of yourself and don't freeze! As the saying goes, people freeze their legs and pigs freeze their mouths. I've put on my pants, so buy a mask quickly!

There are always some cherished friends in life, and there are always some unforgettable days in a year. From autumn to summer, from strangeness to familiarity, although you can't always say hello, always remember: pay attention to adding quilts at night in cold weather and clothes during the day!

The past can't stand the erosion of time, youth can't stand the wear and tear of years, and even friendship will be diluted by distance, so I seize this moment to remind you that the weather is cold and take care of yourself.

In the sudden cold weather, if you want to know your news from a distance, do you pay attention to your health and take care of yourself, the pressure of life and work? I can't replace you. I'll send you a few words of concern. Don't forget to keep warm and add clothes in cold weather!

6. A steadfast friendship, with Qian Qian's best wishes, gives you warm greetings that I miss. No matter how far apart we are, our concern for you will never change. In this warm season, I give you my sincere wishes and deep greetings. It's cold, the bear got into the tree hole, the snake was busy molting, and you became lazy. I want to sleep when I am full. Your partner told you to go back to your nest to hibernate. Remember to reply to my message before hibernation.

7. In the cold winter, the fingers on the keyboard are a little out of control, but my heart for love really hasn't changed. Always in this winter, silently in my heart, I made my truest wish, my most beautiful blessing, my most sincere heart: May my most beloved you be happy every day!

8. I'm your coat when it's cold, and I'm your medicine when you have a cold. I'm never bad. As long as you need me, I am your support when you are sad, the smile in the short message and the hug when you are happy. I want you to know that fairy tales are our pride!

9. It's cold, pay attention to add clothes and don't catch cold. But you still caught a cold. Looking at your sad look, my heart, alas, can only be expressed in one sentence: Small sample, you also have today! In order not to let me succeed, you should pay attention to your health.

10. A little truth is worth a thousand taels of gold, a little warmth can offset the frost in Wan Li, a greeting brings warmth and sweetness, and a short message brings all my thoughts: Happy every day! Happy every day!

1 1. It takes 3 seconds for a meteor to cross, 1 day for the moon to rise, 1 year for the earth to rotate, 24 hours for missing someone, and a lifetime for loving someone, but it only takes 1 second to say a kind word: Take care! It's cold, don't catch a cold!

12. It's cold, so I'll give you a stove for fear of baking you. Send you a scarf in case you misunderstand; Here are your boots. I don't know how big your feet are. Think about it, or give you a sincere message. May you warm every moment and every day!