Interesting birthday wishes.

There are many kinds of birthday wishes. The following are my carefully prepared spoofs and funny birthday wishes. You can refer to the following!

1. I don't want to give a present for my birthday now. I will write you a blessing. If you think the gifts are not enough, please gather me together again. Happy birthday!

2. (Life) An outstanding person is a hero when he dies. When he is a sword, when he is a kite at night. (Quick) I hate Jianghu, (Happy) I want to live happily.

3. I stack 1 paper crane every day to save 1000. I make a wish that I wish you a happy birthday every year!

4. Knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want, say, say it quickly ... After reading the text message, the time limit has passed!

At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!

6, elegant and generous, comfortable and healthy; Happy life, bosom friend, happy birthday. I wish you a happy birthday from afar!

7. Give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat one kilogram, please include it. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself!

8. The mobile phone is buzzing, the pig is clamoring to see it, and the trotters are gently pressed, and the surprise gifts are constantly coming! Pig: Happy birthday! I wish you a bright smile forever!

9. Happy birthday. I hope you can look up and see Cupid today. Go out and meet a beautiful woman, bow your head and pick up a bundle of hundred-dollar bills, and go home and step on smelly shit! Ha ha!

10, just put it down once a year and enjoy it. I have called you 1 10 and 1 19, 120, and they are on their way! Happy birthday!

1 1, hello! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable "shabby"!

12. Today is your birthday. Have you ever given any meaningful or unusual thoughts? Then take your money and we'll spend it together.

13, birthday girl, I wish you all your hopes, all your dreams, all your waiting, and all your efforts.

14, long-distance love, long line, attached to long thoughts. Distant space, long time, blocked the distant thoughts! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

15, on your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best.

16, although I can't spend this special day with you, my blessing is still delivered on time: all your wishes come true in your colorful life journey! Happy birthday!

17 Happy birthday to you today. The god of wealth chases you every day. The headmaster pays attention to you every day. Illness will always avoid you. Happiness will always be with you. Everything will always follow you!

18, you look good, with low pixels! But gray is very smart, very smart. She has no hair, not even a beard and eyebrows. It's just a pig. Ha, the weather is really good today. Happy birthday, piggy!

19, there are no sweet cakes, bright red wine, rich gifts and melodious birthday songs. Do not regret that you have the most sincere wishes in the world. Happy birthday!

20. I send you this warm short message, so that your life is full of spring, love is blooming in spring, your career is thriving, good luck Changchun is not old, and every day is full of spring breeze!

2 1. On the eve of your birthday, I wish you everything from Pepsi to Fanta. Every day in Wahaha, every month in Pepsi, and every year in Gao Legao, it feels like Sprite and will always be beautiful!

22. Today is a special day. Cake will accompany you through every sweet day. Candles light the way for you. I will always bless your birthday. Happy birthday!

23. Give you a birthday present with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat one kilogram, please include it. If you feel that there is not enough feces, please help yourself. Happy birthday!

24. Hello, user: We found a new mobile phone virus "pig", which is contagious during the call. The preventive measure is to say "Happy Birthday!" The first sentence of every phone call. "

25. Do you know Japanese? Don't understand! Send Japanese blessings: you have to wash the pot, wash the dishes, wash the pot, wash the dishes! Happy birthday, happy birthday!

26. The sea is fucking water, spiders are fucking legs, and peppers are spicy mouths. I don't regret knowing you. Happy birthday to you, smiling from ear to ear every day.

27. What day is it today? It's broad daylight. One day more than 20 years ago, you were born in the mountains and rivers, 300 days earlier than me, so I had to call you: Happy birthday, sister!

28. When you see this news, haha! You are one year older! If you want to be young forever, please read the following words aloud: Today is my birthday, I am so happy!

29. Your arrival has brought good news to the world. Without you, the world would not be so beautiful. Without you, I wouldn't know I was so smart. Thank you for your contribution and wish you a happy birthday.

30, lit birthday candles, lit the hope of happiness; Taste the birthday cake and taste the joy; Accept birthday wishes, accept good wishes: Happy birthday!

3 1, you and I have known each other for a long time! Unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! My favorite red rose is your birthday present.

32. There are four sentences that I will tell you once a year, but yesterday morning and tomorrow night. Today is punctuality day, because today is your birthday: Happy birthday!

I can't live without money, because money can help me buy cakes. I can't live without cake, because today is my birthday. I can't live without you, because what's the use of money without you?

34. Are you happy today? I know you must be unhappy because my blessing hasn't arrived yet. I will give you a birthday present. I hope you have today every year and today every year.

35. Birthday wishes to you. Good luck will haunt you, happiness will accompany you, good luck will love you safely, family and friends will love you, and God will bless you. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

I have met many thick-skinned people, but I have never seen anyone as thick as you. It's just a birthday, and there must be a gift. Come on, I will give you more food today! Happy birthday, piggy!

At this extremely warm moment, I'd like to offer you a cup of distant wine and my heartfelt wishes? Gifts are not expensive, but feelings are expensive I wish you a sweet, warm and happy birthday.

38. Green is the color of life, and green romance is the romance of life. Therefore, I chose this green world as your birthday present. May you be full of vitality and youth.

39, the falling sky, when you grow up, wipe off the snot at the corner of your mouth and wash away the mud in the past, and you have today, give your life to pig face. Happy birthday, man. * * * Let everyone satisfy their desires.

According to the CIA report, today is your birthday. The President of the United States of America asked me to tell you that I wish you a happy birthday and welcome you to visit the White House at your convenience.

4 1. After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the lamp god asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday and has always had a bad birthday wish.

42. On your birthday, the devil is laughing and the angel is crying! Hehe, angry? Don't get me wrong, isn't that the angel I'm talking about you? Did you laugh? I wish I could make you stop crying!

43. A good woman is simple, a good friendship is refreshing, and a good fate lasts forever. I wish you beautiful, kind and gentle, and a hundred years of youth! Happy birthday!

44. I heard that Wukong was particularly anxious some time ago. Why? It is said that his second brother lost it and can't find it anywhere. Later, I learned that today is Bajie's birthday, and now he is reading short messages.

45.N years ago today, you came into this world crying like a hooligan. Today, n years later, I hope you can still have the courage to be a hooligan, haha. Congratulations, you are one year older!

46. Dear users, today is your birthday. Happy birthday to you. Reply "thank you" to receive the gift. The gift is: 1 RMB SMS. Thank you for your support to China xx (operator).

47. Today is your birthday. Happy birthday to you. Send you a red rose, a sweet blessing. I wish you happiness every year, month, day and night.

48. There is no birthday present, only RMB, and the red envelope full of cash plus welfare belongs to you; No birthday present, only SMS, healthy and happy, all around you; Happy birthday!

49. It is unusual for me to have today every year. Today is my baby's birthday. How dare I forget? SMS is the first to express my thoughts, and surprises follow, just for your happiness. I wish the baby always beautiful.

50. If you like, you can say it at any time! A caring heart is inexhaustible forever! Friends, on this special day, send my heartfelt blessing and concern! Bless you: Happy birthday!

5 1, lonely days, see you at the Moon Palace, I am very excited! I called your name, "You are a pig. Why did you come to the Moon Palace again? " Haha, happy birthday, pig!

Every year, every day and every night, when we meet today, we will win the hearts of countless people. My friend's birthday is infinitely beautiful. I wish you good luck every day, happiness and happiness will be happy.

53. I explain in the dictionary of time that happiness is a smile. I search for happiness in Baidu, and a story is health. Today is your birthday. Dear, I wish you a smile, a healthy life and a happy birthday.

54. Let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings. Happy birthday to the birthday star, as happy as the East China Sea!

On your birthday, I sent you the most beautiful rose in the world! May you have a whole day of happiness, 24 hours of happiness, 1440 points of happiness! Happy birthday, my friend!

56. I have Harry R26 in my hand; Potter's wand, sincerely pray: I will turn all happiness into cream, all blessings into chocolate, make a cake that will be happy forever ... smash you! Happy birthday!

57. If you are still awake, open the window quickly. Have you seen it? ? Are there stars chirping at you? Yes, make a wish quickly (there is a meteor), because it is also blessing you! Happy birthday!

58. Pick a star, a cloud, put it in a missing gift bag and give it to you on a special day of the year. I sincerely wish you a long and youthful life and wish to bring you a quiet and happy life. Happy birthday!

59. Send you a piece of love cake: send a lifetime of peace at the bottom, send infinite blessings in the middle, be rich and auspicious around, be happy all over, and be happy forever. I wish you happiness every day! Happy birthday!

60. Hot tea can warm my body, passionate stories can touch my heart, and blessings can convey my feelings. Today is your birthday, I wish you happiness!

6 1, no matter how many stars there are in the sky, my eyes are the brightest, and I will light the way for you. No matter how many birthday wishes I receive, I hope I can send them first: Happy birthday, dear!

Dear: Good afternoon! Happy birthday to you tonight! May your love and mine be as colorful as the sunset glow! Thank you for your love and concern. I will cherish it in my heart forever! I love you!

63. Best wishes and care! Sincere greetings and joy! In this beautiful season, I hope my friends will be accompanied by flowers all the way and live a long life happily! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

64. Fulin's family is happy, like a fairy crying. Dongsheng Chaoyang shines everywhere, and rivers flow smoothly. It is more difficult for me to drink on my birthday than to drink gold or silver. The southern accent to the north is a blessing, and the mountains are higher than the years!

65. At the birthday party, a man stood up excitedly and shouted: I want to sing a song for the birthday girl and wish him wealth, health and happiness. It's called ... but it's not you.

66. Every day, you wake people up. You are the dividing line between darkness and light. Every morning, 365 days a year, you shout for Uncle Sun. Today is your birthday, and it's another year. Happy every day.

67. Loud bells resound, bright fireworks bloom beautifully, gurgling streams tinkle, and birthday Song Song is born for you. I wish you a happy birthday, a safe and auspicious life, and good luck!

68. Let a spark of waiting and meeting light up another life journey for you. Let my blessings and greetings tempt you to smile forever. Friend, I wish you a happy birthday, health and safety.

69. Who deserves to die the most? People like me deserve to die. You can hit me, scold me, kiss me, love me and hate me, but don't ignore me! Today is my birthday, calm down and be happy, baby, you will forgive me!

70, color is empty, life is like a dream. I melted the paper for something and burned it. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me, come down and stay with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely urgent. Because today is your birthday. I wish you happiness!

7 1, I wish you a happy birthday, and then every day is happier than your birthday! The happier the days are, the happier every day is like a birthday! Many people don't blame the vigorous development of love. Happy birthday and good luck again!

72. Send you a braised chicken, I hope your troubles are far away, and the joy of rooster singing. Send you a bowl of beef soup, I hope you have a successful career and are bullish. I send you a four-happiness ball. I wish you a happy birthday and happiness.

73. Today is your birthday. Have a great time! It is you who gave me the care without regrets, the true love without regrets. You are the one I always need to repay. I hope you take care of yourself and spend every day happily!

Cupid said: One arrow represents love at first sight, two arrows represent wishful thinking and three arrows represent luck. I can't believe you won't become a hedgehog if I shoot you with an arrow! Haha, happy birthday, my friend!

75. Happy birthday, dear. Today I want to tell you how I feel. Your beauty changed my appreciation of the world, your happiness changed my understanding of the world, and your laughter changed my tired heart. .

76. I asked joy to stir the cream, let joy bake the bread and let joy decorate the cake. I am excited to light the candle and hold the cake happily, and give it to the unique person in this world: Happy birthday, dear friend!

77, let the mood bask in the sun, evaporate melancholy, evaporate sadness; Dry your troubles, but you can't help running; Fill health and restore happiness; Happy, full of happiness. World Health Day wishes you health and happiness!

78. Happy birthday, baby! The feeling of being with you really makes me feel happy. Although sometimes very naughty, but very cute. I also know that you care about me and sympathize with me, although you don't say it.

79. I met you by destiny takes a hand. Love, my mission, is inviolable. You are my target. Today, here, let God witness our happiness! Happy birthday, dear!

80. Borrow a happiness from a bird and give it to you; Borrow a little freedom from the wind and send you; Borrow a little romance from the cloud and give it to you; Borrow a cool one from the rain is falling all and give it to you. On your birthday, may you sing happily and breathe freely.

8 1, leaders of various countries sent congratulatory messages yesterday, Somali pirates sent congratulatory messages today, and the Secretary-General of the United Nations just sent congratulatory messages! Recently * * * received congratulatory messages from all parties with the theme of +000000. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

82. I spent this dime to send you this short message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy every day!

83. Today is your birthday. I hope you spend it happily, you know? My heart has always been with you, your appearance has always appeared in front of my eyes, so charming and lovely, you are the most beautiful in my eyes, and you are the best in my heart!

84. happy birthday Wish you all the best. Strive hard and have a successful career; One book is profitable, and money comes from all directions; Living in peace and good health; Kill two birds with one stone, both rich and rich; Life, happiness!

85. Send a ray of golden sunshine to make your happy life warmer, send a ray of cool spring to make your beautiful face more moist, and send a sincere birthday wish. I wish you the best today. Happy birthday!

I know I am the most important person in your heart, but you hurt me so cruelly. I poisoned your meal today, and soon you will feel refreshed and refreshed. This poison is happiness, happy birthday!

87. What is love? Color; What is tenderness? Hey; What is humor? Poverty; What is art: take off; What is brave: stupidity; What is a friend? You! Who was the first to wish you a happy birthday? Me!

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