Good morning, humorous essay case.

0 1. Good-looking collarbone is the same, and interesting stomach is jumping.

02. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

03. Rome was not built in a day, nor was it built in a day!

There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.

It's time to go for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

06. I called the police as soon as my wife disappeared. The policeman said to me, calm down first. You can't take notes if you keep laughing like that.

07. Why do people in China choose a good day to get married? Because there is no good life after marriage!

08. The strong man is not the one who runs in tears, but the one who bought a car.

09. Life will make you miserable for a while, and then make you miserable for a lifetime after you get used to it.

10. I have learned many skills and found that the most useful skill is "modesty".

1 1. People fall in love by looks, by romance and by burning money. On the other hand, I am blind.

12. I want to give my future mother-in-law a bad review. The delivery is too slow. I haven't received it yet, and there is no seller show!

13. Stop complaining that you can't find a suitable person among1400 million people. You can't find one of the four options in the exam.

14. Life is not only the present, but also the invitation from old love.

15. Time is a butcher knife. Tell it to handsome people. For ugly people, time can't do anything about them.

16. She is obviously old, but she lives like an elderly aunt. Every day there is a sadness that she can't afford to raise children.

17. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother, a rabbit by my mother, and single dog by others when I grew up. My life is an animal history.

18. Live well, and there will be a new blow every day.

19. I advise you all to play less with your mobile phones and computers. I feel that my eyesight is getting worse and worse recently, and I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

20. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think about it for a long time after spending fifty dollars. Now that I have spent five dollars, I have to think it over.

2 1. I am different from others. I don't need money to solve anything that can be solved with money, because I have no money.

22. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

23. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

24. The best alarm clock in the world is mom. You asked her to call you at 7: 00, and she came at 6: 30, telling you: Hurry up, it's almost 8: 00.

25. Those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called gits.