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Let people talk about 218

1. I don't know what to say, because it involves unspeakable privacy; I don't know if I should contact you, but it's too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally got up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day!

2. I've always wanted to find a holiday for you to celebrate, but there is no holiday suitable for you. You are over age on June 1st, and March 8th has passed. Now it's okay. Your holiday will finally come tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. Did you get lost with you in the primeval forest last time? You were exhausted and hungry when you were at a loss. You suddenly ran forward excitedly and shouted, "My father-in-law and son-in-law are coming." I was wondering what happened to you. When I was trying to catch up with you and ask the truth, I saw a sign next to it. I took a closer look and saw that it said, "It's kilometers away from Gao Lao Zhuang". I finally understood why you were excited.

4. When you receive the message, you will be refreshed and taught how to behave. If you read the message, you will become a fool. If you don't turn it, you will become a fool. If you delete it, you will prove that you are an idiot. If you reply, it will show that you are not an adult. This message is a trick, and it will be sent to fools on April Fool's Day. Happy fools!

5. Your figure is always so slim, your skill is always so agile, your life is always very leisurely, you spend all day playing in the mountains of famous Sichuan, and the food you eat is pure natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it's good to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Is a dime a lot? Are our feelings worthless? The answer is definitely no! In order to prove your sincerity, you will send me ten short messages every day to see if I can forgive you!

7. When we were young, we had no guesses. I sang and you danced, and I could sing 2 songs and you could dance 2 dances, so people kindly called me 2 songs and you 2 dances.

8. One of the most heinous functions of April Fool's Day is to base your happiness on the stupidity of others. But I won't enable this function today, because ... you are already having fun! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Some people have an empty heart to gain weight, but they have a life to eat or not gain weight. Some people have the energy to lose weight, but they have a body that grows meat when drinking boiled water. There is wood! ! !

1. Dashagua is wet with mud, baited with white black mud at night, wet with deep-stem ice wine, lazy with wet mud at night, set up a rack to wash the monkey for a change, and watch the fragrant wine wet with mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to reveal the love, the chopsticks will make the tree happy. April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?

11. I don't know what to say, because it involves unspeakable privacy; I don't know if I should contact you, but it's too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally got up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day!

12. I've always wanted to find a festival to celebrate for you, but it's not suitable for you. You are over age on June 1st, and March 8th has passed. Now it's okay. Your festival will finally come tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

13. Did you get lost with you in the primeval forest last time? You were exhausted and hungry when you were at a loss. You suddenly ran forward excitedly and shouted, "My father-in-law is coming." I was wondering what happened to you, and when I was about to catch up and ask the truth, I saw a sign next to it. I took a closer look at it and saw that it said, "It's kilometers away from Gao Lao Zhuang". I finally understood why you were excited.

14. When you receive the message, you will be refreshed and taught how to behave. If you read the message, you will become a fool. If you don't turn it, you will become a fool. If you delete it, you will prove that you are an idiot. If you reply, it will show that you are not an adult. This message is a trick, and it will be sent to fools on April Fool's Day. Happy fools!

15. Your figure is always so slim, your skill is always so agile, your life is always very leisurely, you spend all day playing in the mountains of Mingchuan, and the food you eat is all natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it's good to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

16. Is a dime a lot? Are our feelings worthless? The answer is definitely no! In order to prove your sincerity, you will send me ten short messages every day to see if I can forgive you!

Let people talk about the recommendation of 218

1. When we were young, we had no guesses. I sang and you danced, and I could sing 2 songs, so you could dance 2 dances, so people kindly called me 2 songs and you 2 dances.

2. There is a "five-strain injury" in Huangdi Neijing, which is like this: long-term vision hurts blood, long-term lying hurts gas, long-term sitting hurts meat, long-term standing hurts bones and long-term walking hurts tendons. In fact, what hurts the most is that you send short messages for a long time, but you don't reply ... It's sad!

3. I want to say that I love you too rashly, I want to say that I miss you too bluntly, I want to say that I miss you too frankly, and I keep your thoughts in my heart and miss you day by day. Today is your festival, I wish you a fool unlimited joy.

4. At that encounter, one of my eyes never left you again. I was lucky enough to be your bosom friend. I missed you many times, and my homesickness flooded with tears, floating with scattered memories and jumping hearts. Today is April Fool's Day.

5. I thought I would come to attend the Zodiac Festival on April 1st! People's rats, cows, tigers, rabbits, dragons, snakes, horses, sheep, monkeys, chickens and dogs are all here. They asked me to send a message to ask if you are coming or not.

6. Some people spend money to eat and drink, some people spend money to sing, some people spend money to massage, some people spend money to buy a car, some people spend money to have fun, and I'll spend money to chat. You also have a free and easy holiday, isn't it? Happy April Fool's Day!

7. In a rainy season, I met a rain man, you; In a quiet lake, I met a fisherman, who is also you; In the month of every year, I only send my blessing to one person, fool, happy holidays.

8. Don't fool me. I'm just a legend, but for the sake of social harmony, I must live a good life. I wish you a fool at work and no pressure, and you will live a life of great wisdom and no temper. April Fool's Day is a good blessing for the people.

9. Real gold is never afraid of blazing flames; Pine, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; Idiot, still staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

1. A girl goes back to the dormitory at night, a female ghost in Lu Yu. Ghost: Junior, you see I have no hands. Girls don't say a word, ghost: junior, I have no feet, so miserable! The girl couldn't help it: I am even worse for my senior, I have no breasts!

11. When we have money, we'll go to get in shape every day. Be as thin as you want and as big as you want. Buy two VIP cards at a time, one for the upper body and one for the lower body.

12. One day, you asked God, "Do I smile like the Mona Lisa?" God replied, "You laugh like her sister." You are delighted to ask, "What's her sister's name?" God replied, "Jeanta Martha"

13. It's midnight, so you can get up and pee. I have no money to buy diapers for you.

Let people talk about the whole person in 218

1. I will give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was shit, and you will definitely eat a catty and be full. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself! Did you fool him (her) on April Fool's Day? )

2. I like Teresa Teng, and I died of illness; I like Barbara Yung and committed suicide; I like Danny Chan, and I fell dead; I like Leslie Cheung, jumping off a building, and I like you. It's up to you!

3. According to the investigation and statistics, a group of new human beings emerged in 2, including four idiots: those who failed to hang themselves in love, those who took medicine without illness or disaster, those who signed the contract as invalid, and those who looked at the mobile phone and giggled! Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

4. If you are cheated today, it means that you are popular and not cheated, that everyone cares for you, that you cheat, that you can play, that you are not cheating, that you are kind, haha! Happy April Fool's Day to you!

5. On this day, please always be vigilant. Be alert to all the unknown events that will happen. Remember to use your clever brain to distinguish this day full of deception and innocence. Otherwise, I can only wish you: Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Today is April Fool's Day, so be careful not to be fooled by others! I heard that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that you always look at text messages with your mobile phone, and you grin the most seriously. You should be careful!

7. When April Fool's Day comes, be careful not to get caught; Be careful to guard against acquaintances when going out, and the company is careful to guard against colleagues; Beautiful women should avoid discharge, friends should pay attention to enthusiasm, be happy with good luck on April Fool's Day, and be happy every moment! Did you fool him (her) on April Fool's Day? )

8. On April Fool's Day, may you live like a fool, have a lot of ability, have a fool every month in wealth, do everything foolishly, eat foolishly, and laugh and laugh after a meal, so your troubles will disappear. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. American husband: I stayed up all night, called my lawyer early the next morning, talked in detail for three hours, collected a lot of evidence of his wife's infidelity, and then went home and said to his wife, "Dear, I'll see you in court."

1. French husband: I stayed up all night. Early the next morning, I went to the flower shop to buy 999 roses for my wife, and also bought a big box of roses, ready to revive the glory to save my wife's heart.

11. Japanese husband: I stayed up all night. The next day, after work, I went straight to the pub, glass after glass, and I didn't return until I was drunk. From then on, I fell in love with pubs and came home drunk every night.

12. China's husband: He stayed up all night and didn't reply to the text message the next day. If you read the text message and don't forward it, you will be cuckolded and your wife will have an affair ............................................................................................................ But I won't enable this function today, because ... you are already having fun! Happy April Fool's Day!

14. Some people have an empty heart to gain weight, but they have a life to eat or not gain weight. Some people have the energy to lose weight, but they have a body that grows meat when drinking boiled water. There is wood! ! !

15. Dashagua is wet with mud, baited with white black mud at night, wet with deep-stem ice wine, lazy with wet mud at night, set up a rack to wash the monkey for a change, and watch the fragrant wine wet with mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to reveal the love, the chopsticks will make the tree happy. April Fool's Day, do you know my mind? < p< p="">