On April Fool's Day, the whole classmate's words 20 18 literary humor

On April Fool's Day, the whole classmate's words 20 18 literary humor

April Fool's Day, the words of all the students

1) There are many strange things on April Fool's Day. Cheating is an art, spoofing zero complaints, insincere, innocent, full of stupidity is better than ingenuity, and fools are so happy! April Fool's Day "Happy"!

2) Ring the bell of April Fool's Day, and let your thoughts stretch in the play; Send a teasing message to make happiness sing in the festival; Bless a sweeter life and let happiness grow in life. Happy April Fool's Day!

3) April Fool's Day 1 April Fool's Day is full of laughter and laughter. You can't stop yourself from getting into a thief boat and teasing yourself like an idiot. If you don't read text messages, you will become an asshole. The content is novel, the letter is true, and it has been rectified after a rude awakening. Wish a friend: giggle for a day, be happy and happy, and have a happy April Fool's Day.

4) Directors should watch more film reviews on the Internet to understand the connotation of their films; Writers should pay more attention to middle school students' reading comprehension in order to understand the main idea of their articles; Rich people should look at the wealth list more and know how much money they have at home; As for you, you should look in the mirror more often and understand how brave you are. Happy April Fool's Day!

5) I think there are seven kinds of people in the world who should be beaten the most! The first one: how to eat is not fat; The second type: younger than the actual age; The third type: people who earn more money than me always ask me for money; The fourth type: take advantage and sell well; The fifth type: those who don't invite people to dinner on holidays; Sixth: silly and happy to send text messages; Seventh: Silly Music hasn't replied yet. Happy April Fool's Day!

6) I have a dream that I get up and have breakfast at the table; I have a dream that I will win the lottery. I have a dream that I don't have to be busy with work today; I have a dream that you will become a puppy! Happy April Fool's Day ...

7) April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you a lot of fools, a lot of happiness, a deep friendship and maybe a beautiful love. Happy April Fool's Day!

8) You accidentally crossed into the Song Dynasty, and your martial arts are very powerful. Huashan's sword theory proves that your martial arts have surpassed the ashes of time, surpassing the southern emperor and the northern beggar. Everyone thinks you must be Dong Fangbubai, but in fact they don't know where you are from. You could have been at ease, but you didn't expect a cry to make your dream come true: "Bajie, if you don't go to explore the mountain, you will hide and sleep again."

9) I said foolishly that I went to buy chicken today, but my married daughter-in-law didn't agree, so my father went to buy chicken and beat it'. My mother refused to let me go anyway, crying and crying, throwing socks on the ground and asking you to play with fools again! Read the second word of each sentence to understand the truth. Happy April Fool's Day!

10) You are generous, considerate and hospitable to your friends; Help others and say nothing; Treat love, be firm and persistent, and swear to death; Keep your word, seek truth from facts and be uncompromising; Conscientious, fair and clear; Since you are predestined friends with Al, let me know, buddy, what Al! April Fool's Day has arrived, and a greeting is sent to you in the most "second"!

1 1) On the morning of April Fool's Day, you wake up to find a flea lying on the pillow and a suicide note that says: I struggled all night, but I couldn't chew your face. You are so thick-skinned, I have no face to live! Hahaha!

12) April Fool's Day is really lively, with laughter and laughter everywhere. Fools have a large population and frequently recruit people. Fools are not annoyed, but they are not afraid of ridicule. May your mood be wonderful everywhere and your life be happy everywhere. Happy April Fool's Day!

13) I love you, but I don't want to drink tea. I'm crazy about you, I dream about you, and I love you madly. I just want to say to you, I love you-dear "Yu Gong"-Happy April Fool's Day!

14) Forgive you for coming into this world without looking for it. Some people say that you are in the wrong place, and your family should live in the zoo. But after getting along for so long, I think you'd better go back and forth to the place to play, which will make us all get carried away and be unscrupulous.

15) The sky is high, the cloud knows, the water is deep, the fish knows, the fragrance of flowers is clear, and your IQ is clear. I know that April Fool's Day is a tailor-made festival for you. Hehe, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day! Happy April Fool's Day!

16) It's foolhardy to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, and it's futile to wait and wait. It's convenient to carve a boat and seek a sword, and it's a practice to mend it after it's too late. It's absurd to have no silver here. If you continue to look down, you'll immediately become a little idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

17) whether you have passed or not, April Fool's Day is there, with surprises and joy; No matter whether you hide or not, the tricks are all there, overwhelming; Believe it or not, you will be fooled. Be happy first. Silently being whole, fighting back.

18) You won 5 million in the lottery, and your smile is brighter than anyone else. Love is more romantic than anyone. When I woke up, my face changed greatly, and happiness was accompanied by fairy-like envy. Then you are a model. Looking down is a big idiot. Happy April Fool's Day!

19) In ancient times, it was said that fools were doomed by the vernal equinox. Everything suddenly fooled people, awakened hibernating creatures and told them that spring came from the heart. Don't be too proud of fools, and don't be too sad to be fooled. All purposes are happy, and all fools are happy! Happy April Fool's Day!

20) six facts that the world has to admit: chickens don't choose their food. The dog jumped over the wall. You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue sticks out. I am writing the third article. You look like a pug when you practice the third rule. I'm laughing now, because I ruined you. Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1) Honest people began to understand today, and even joked. You don't lie when you talk at ordinary times, but you lie today. It turns out that today is April Fool's Day, and fools won't get angry. April Fool's Day is here. May you be ecstatic with happiness!

22) Be vigilant on April Fool's Day, and be afraid of being recruited when you receive a text message. It is hard to predict whether it is foolish to treat guests and give gifts. Friends and relatives can't be trusted, and fools are not responsible for April Fool's Day. Finally, I had to smile, and the fool was eliminated by his gratitude and resentment. Happy April Fool's Day!

23) You are two two, two is there, no three no four! Your holiday April Fool's Day is coming, I hope you don't: abandon yourself, feel sorry for yourself, be selfish and do it yourself; I hope you: boast every day, guide every day, play every day, entertain every day and be free every day.

20 18 April Fool's prank sentence

1) Blessed is that fools are blessed; There is a kind of happiness that is hard to be confused; Smart people are too tired, and their bodies are inevitably tired; Smart people are too strong to release their emotions; Love needs silly love to last forever; Things need to be done foolishly in order to achieve brilliance; April fool's day is coming, and stupidity is also a positive energy. Be a blessed fool!

2) The story of Lyu3 bu4 falling in love with Zhu Yingtai, Diusim setting foot on white clothes in Liangshan and happily hijacking a solitary bird. Among my friends, I am the best. I wish you some news, just to make you feel better and take a deep breath. Happy April fool's day is a must. Happy April Fool's Day.

3) Carefully work out a trick plan, earnestly complete it, patiently look forward to the' laughing' result behind, and sincerely invite you to be the protagonist. The performance is very simple, just show your stupidity with your heart. April Fool's Day, I wish you happiness!

4) I miss you in my dreams, love you in my heart, chase you in my hands, hide you in my arms, and remember you in my books. It's not you, it's the RMB I owe you. Later, I thought I was wrong. I don't owe you money. I owe you a hug. I will pay you back when I meet you. Send a message to wish you a happy April fool's day.

5) April Fool's Day, compared with ingenuity, is to play with courage, whether intentionally or unintentionally, be careful everywhere; On April Fool's Day, you earn popularity and save happiness. Whether you are complete or being complete, you should greet them with a smile. Hey, it's April Fool's Day. Be careful of the "conspiracy" behind it and pay attention to the move!

6) It is said that people are most likely to speak their minds on April Fool's Day, which seems to be a deceptive confession. If they succeed, everything will be fine. If they fail, they will laugh it off. So today, I want to tell you, you! When can I get my money back? Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

7) Today is April Fool's Day. I am a very serious person and never joke, so don't joke with me, understand? Oh, yes, my phone bill is gone. Please help me charge!

8) can't guess the puzzle, admit it, smart as a fool; Being cheated is a good thing, and losing is a blessing; Be twisted from time to time, make do with it and earn some popularity. April fool's day, fool or fool, life is full of joy, is there wood? April Fool's Day, your holiday, oh, so happy.

9) Few April Fool's Day messages are true. When I praised you for your beauty, I actually meant that you are ugly and smart, which means that you are stupid. So I can only say that April Fool's Day is here, and I hope you are ugly and stupid. Happy holidays!

10) Dear, the Diaoyu Islands incident has escalated and house prices have been rising quietly. All beautiful women like Gao Fushuai, and now the air quality is getting worse and worse. You should be proud to stay in a mental hospital and take care of other things! Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1) monster! Escape to where? ! Even if you have various changes and thousands of disguises, I will definitely put you back to your original shape today! I sent a text message, and suddenly, you became a fool. Don't panic, just wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

12) April Fool's IQ test: If you think you are smart, please press the button; Feel handsome, please press it; Feel full of charm, please press ... test results: press when you are told, idiot! Fool, happy holidays!

13) The quality of blessings depends on the reading effect: read carefully for a few seconds, speak clearly, keep your eyes straight, keep your mouth straight, and your IQ is not zero. April fool's day, the best effect! Honey, it worked well!

14) I heard that you accidentally crossed back to the Song Dynasty. Fair-skinned, devil-shaped, tender as water. Catkins are flying outside the window. You warmed a pot of wine, pushed a cup with the official for a change, winked at each other, and finally made out ... Suddenly there was a knock at the door: Sister-in-law, open the door, Song Wu is coming! You suddenly turned pale with fear and stamped your feet: April Fool's Day killed people!

15) Love has a clear goal and will not be "stupid"; If you have a clear understanding of the direction of your career, you will not seek "stupidity" from the wood; Seize the opportunity to make a fortune, and there are "fools" rolling in financial resources; April Fool's Day is coming, it is better to give people "pleasure" than "stupidity". May you have a "stupid" will and a "happy" spirit. There is no "stupid" in the list of happiness. Happy people are happy!

16) During the trip to the willow tip, Chang 'e touched your head, WU GANG was jealous, whipped your stubborn cow, and the cow shed tears. I feel sorry for you. Lao Niu's good friend, April Fool's Day is here. I wish you a happy life.

17) A friend invited you by text message. I got divorced and married a new wife. The time is set at April 1 day, and I am invited to the wedding. The bride is as beautiful as you, aged 24. If you get what you want, don't forget. I wish you a silly smile on April Fool's Day.

18) Delete the address book. All information will be lost. A moment, please.

19) Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "My illness is saved" to the wild advertisement above.

20) It's too late, your mobile phone has been infected with April Fool's Day virus, alas. ...

2 1) Someone told me that "you are as smart as a pig", and I was furious after listening to it! ! I know you! ! How insulting! I'm sorry about that pig!

22) After taking a short rest with his three disciples, the Tang Priest went to Pig Bajie and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!"