Humorous Mid-Autumn Festival blessing message

1, don't say I'm heartless, at least I sent you a dime message, wasting battery power and risking being radiated by electromagnetic waves, so I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance, regardless of the consequences!

2, the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, give a moon cake, ingredients: 5 grams of jujube, a handful of love rice, San Qian Friendship Water, tied with humor, delivered by mobile phone; Shelf life: before August 15th of the lunar calendar; Save mode: Please press the Save button.

3. The moon is especially bright until the Mid-Autumn Festival. The bright moon represents my heart and sends my best wishes! I sincerely wish good luck to accompany the Mid-Autumn Festival and happiness will last forever! Happy family, happiness and good luck!

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Anyone who has a certain position in my heart, anyone who is not tired of work, anyone who counts money without dozing off, and anyone who smiles without frowning every day, I will send a short message worth ten cents in advance to congratulate him.

It's Mid-Autumn Festival. I'll cook a fragrant blessing dinner for you. Happiness is the main course, romance is the side dish, sweetness is the drink and reunion is the dessert. I hope you will think about the Mid-Autumn Festival the day after tomorrow and miss me as soon as it is over.

6. Pomegranate apples are for you, and peace and auspiciousness follow you; Red dates and plums are given to you, and health and happiness accompany you; Watermelon grapes for you, I will come to see you with a bumper harvest; The delicious moon cakes are for you. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

7. The moon on the fifteenth is sixteen circles, and the moon on the sixteenth is drunk! Send a message to wish: all dreams are rounder than the moon, and the happiness of life is sweeter than honey. Save this wish and go out to collect money!

When the Mid-Autumn Festival comes, I will give you a full moon. May your wealth roll in, the brilliance of the moon give you, your future is bright, and the luck of the moon give you. May you be rich all your life.