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What are some tricks to pick up girls?
1. Man: Miss sister, I have something for you, do you want it?
Female: What is it
Male: Take your hand< /p>
Male: Do you want your little baby?!
2. Man: I want to buy a piece of land from you
Female: What land?< /p>
Male: I am totally devoted to you
3. Man: I want to break up with you
Female: We are not together
Male: If I really can’t do anything to you, then let’s be together first
4. Male: Do you know what my last name is?
Female: What is my last name?
Man: My original surname is Wang, until I met you, I was happy.
5. Man: I am not afraid of anyone, but I think you are quite scary.
Female: Why?
Male: Because I am afraid of my wife.
6. Male: Will you like me?
Female: No.
Male: No, I can teach you if you don’t.
7. Come here, classmate
I have a relationship to talk to you about
8. "I have a piece of life advice that will benefit you for a lifetime!" "
"What life advice?"
"Stay with me in this life."
9. A: You are a little weird today.
B: Why is it strange?
A: It looks strange.
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