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What are some tricks to pick up girls?

1. Man: Miss sister, I have something for you, do you want it?

Female: What is it

Male: Take your hand< /p>

Male: Do you want your little baby?!

2. Man: I want to buy a piece of land from you

Female: What land?< /p>

Male: I am totally devoted to you

3. Man: I want to break up with you

Female: We are not together

Male: If I really can’t do anything to you, then let’s be together first

4. Male: Do you know what my last name is?

Female: What is my last name?

Man: My original surname is Wang, until I met you, I was happy.

5. Man: I am not afraid of anyone, but I think you are quite scary.

Female: Why?

Male: Because I am afraid of my wife.

6. Male: Will you like me?

Female: No.

Male: No, I can teach you if you don’t.

7. Come here, classmate

I have a relationship to talk to you about

8. "I have a piece of life advice that will benefit you for a lifetime!" "

"What life advice?"

"Stay with me in this life."

9. A: You are a little weird today.

B: Why is it strange?

A: It looks strange.