Classic lines of adolescence encountering menopause

Classic lines of adolescence encountering menopause

1, Miao Zi's mother:? I used to have a devil's figure. ?

Miao Zi's father:? Only the devil, no figure. ?

2. Miao Zi? You look a little incredible! ?

Ruth:? So you're just a little weird?

Miao Zi:? Born for each other! ?

Ruth:? A pair of places?

Close:? Or a parallelism sentence! ?

3, Jiang Gongzi:? I'm fine, except I'm more reserved and sorry. ?

Xiao Rui:? You are not safe at all, except that you look safer, you know?

4. Miao Zi? You are a little girl selling matches. ?

Xiao Rui:? I am picking girls' mushrooms. ?

5. Miao Mazi:? Young. At that time, everyone in the company gave your dad a nickname, called useless, and later called Brother Tong. What was his name again?

Miao Zi:? Why are they all coarse grains?

Miao Zi Dad:? Steamed bread. ?

6. Seagull: Why are you? Where is Deng?

Jiang Gongzi: Is Lao Deng married?

Jiang Gongzi:? Little seagull, don't, don't, don't go. If you don't give me the ring, how can he get married, gull, the ring? Hey? No?

Little seagull:? Go back and tell Deng that he owes me this ring?

Master Jiang: Don't go, little seagull, huh? You joke too much.

7. family:? The wedding is about to start, and you still want to leave me a link?

Miao Zi:? What link?

Qijia:? I lost my wedding ring?

Miao Zi:? Where did you lose it?

Qijia:? I put it on Bai Xiaoou's hand? Remember, you must not exchange rings in the future, okay?

Miao Zi:? Don't you know? You can't do it, your daughter-in-law, your parents, your parents, your mother-in-law and I can't do it.

Qijia:? then what I can't take out the ring anyway, okay?

Miao Zi:? No, why aren't you worried?

Qijia:? What's my hurry? I'm worried that this ring won't come back by itself, so what am I worried about if it doesn't come back?

Miao Zi:? Who are you? Who are you?

Qijia:? Anyway, have you prepared the ring for me?

Miao Zi:? No, big brother, who are you?

8. Miao Zi When the break is constant, it will be chaotic?

Qijia:? Handan toddler crawling back?

Miao Zi:? The fire at the city gate hurt the fish in the pool?

Qijia:? An old frontiersman loses his horse—a blessing in disguise.

Xu Jie:? I am a monk. I'm confused, okay?

9. Phyl:? 55555555?

Qijia:? Stop crying, okay? Neither of us will sleep when my mother comes in. I beg you, don't cry, okay?

Phyl:? 55555555 (fierce)?

Qijia:? What do you want?

Phyl:? You owe me an apology. What about you?

Qijia:? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was wrong. I was wrong. I won't dare again. Don't cry, okay?

Phyl:? Not sincere?

Qijia:? I'm sorry, I was wrong, I was wrong, okay? I was wrong. I'm going to bed, okay? I'm coming up, okay?

10, Tong Ge:? What about steamed bread?

Sister Yeung Yi:? What about the washing machine?

1 1, Jiang ting:? Shall we do an experiment?

Qijia:? What experiment?

Jiang ting:? Why don't you close your eyes and think nothing?

Qijia:? What's the matter?

Jiang ting:? What an interesting experiment! Relax, don't think about anything. I want to know your first reaction, okay?

Qijia:? You're not trying to hypnotize me! ?

Jiang ting:? Shut up! Relax, don't think about anything, slowly, what color is the black cat?

Qijia:? Black?

Jiang ting:? Where is the white cat?

Qijia:? White?

Jiang ting:? What are you wearing today?

Qijia:? T-shirt

Jiang ting:? Who is your best friend?

Qijia:? Miao Zi?

Jiang ting:? Who is Deng Long?

Qijia:? My dad?

Jiang ting:? Who's Zhang Tong?

Qijia:? My mom?

Jiang ting:? Who is he, Phyl?

Qijia:? My wife?

Jiang ting:? Who is your favorite person?

Qijia:? Phyl?

Jiang ting:? I know what's wrong with you.

Qijia:? You're amazing! ?

Jiang ting:? Do you want to talk to me?

Qijia:? I finally figured it out now! In fact, the wife my parents chose for me is the most suitable. Just in my own heart, I have been unwilling to accept it. Xiao Ou is very good, but she is only suitable for being a lover. It's too late to leave her there quietly to appreciate what I said. ?

Jiang ting:? It is not too late. Since you love He Feier so much, you can go to her and take courage. You can do it! ?

Miao Zi: I tell you on behalf of your parents, that is, your manufacturer.

Miao Zi: As a friend, I especially envy your fearless spirit. As an old classmate, I congratulate you, you have changed from a single aristocrat to a family member; As a child, I deeply regret your irrational behavior!

Miao Zi: Eighteen kinds of martial arts. Are you the third? Jiang Pengfei: Knives and guns? Cheap? .

Miao Zi: If it breaks down, it will be disturbed. Qijia: Hanhan walked home. Miao Zi: There was a fire at the city gate, which affected the fish in the pool. Qijia: A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise. Woman: I am Zhang Er, a monk, and I am at a loss.

Miao Zi: I'll give you a number, greater than 1 less than 3!

Miao Zi: Diamonds last forever, and one will go bankrupt!

Miao Zi's classic exhortation: let the elder brothers say something they shouldn't say ~ ~ ~

13, Deng: It's quite human to get married and divorce together. It will be convenient to divorce in the future!

Childe Jiang: You just need to put a card on it for me and I'll touch it myself!

Childe Jiang: Deng owes me this? What a smart woman, you say, when it comes to emotional problems, it becomes unreasonable? On the other hand, men are the same, but where can I buy this ring?

Jiang Gongzi: Life, Ideal and Nutrition in Vegetables.

Jiang Gongzi: On behalf of my parents and my factory, thank you, thank you for your eight generations of ancestors.

Phyl: I'm not playing with life, but playing with my life!

Qijia: I like ugly and ugly things. I am rebellious.

Dapeng: You have imposed an economic blockade on me. I have to live! I'm not solar.

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