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If you like someone, do you definitely want to send a message or call them?

To love someone is to get a kiss when you get up in the morning;

To love someone is to let her pull you up when you are bedridden, and when she reaches out to you, you are suddenly pulled into your arms;

To love someone is to cook a meal that she can't swallow, but you eat it with relish, saying that the meal cooked by your girlfriend is much better than that outside, and then secretly eat something else;

To love someone is to let her copy things for you. "I love you" popped up when reading, and she wrote it in the article by the way.

There is no reason to love.

When you are on QQ, I put aside everything else and only chat with you, but you can leave me alone for an hour and a half while chatting with N people and ask me if I am still there.

When I kiss you, you will say that you will dry after kissing, and then turn your head and hold your hand. You will take your hand away, because it will be too hot.

I can recite your phone number and your birthday by heart, and you can't even remember my mobile phone number clearly.

I know all your favorite dishes and snacks, but you don't.

I know most of the songs you like to listen to, but you said that most of the songs on my computer are so nice.

When I call you and want to talk to you, you can say that you have something inconvenient to say and then hang up, but as long as I tell you that I have something inconvenient to answer the phone, you will be unhappy.

I will be anxious with my best brother, because he says you are not beautiful, but your classmates criticize my facial features in front of you, but you agree.

I mentioned before you that there was a girl who looked like you, so you asked me to find her. You often saw Louis Koo on TV on the phone and shouted: Louis Koo, I love you.

I am 100% honest with you, and I will tell you everything and thoughts, but you have kept many things from me.

I promised you a lot. Although I know it's not easy to keep your promise, you never really told me that you love me.

All my friends know you exist, but few of your friends know me.

After I bought you a necklace, you kept asking the price of the necklace as soon as you were happy. When I deliberately told you that it was 15 yuan, your expression told me that you were unhappy. When you bought me a bracelet, it faded after wearing it for half a month. When I asked about its price, you said it was impolite to ask about the price of other people's gifts.

I keep everything you said in mind, but you think I let you go to bed early and eat on time.

In order to solve the gap caused by the distance of long-distance love, I give you a campus card of my school in a different place. Often, if you play for 2000 minutes a month, you will have to post one or two hundred mobile phone charges.

In order to make you have more money to eat, I will help you pay the monthly mobile phone bill.

In order to meet you, I often eat instant noodles and fermented bean curd rice.

I cried in front of my roommate to make you strong.

In order to please you, because you got out of bed, ran 2000 meters to the playground and went back to the dormitory to vomit.

To make you happy, I put down the boy's face, bent down to help you wash your feet, and went to the supermarket to buy sanitary napkins and underwear for you.

To show that I really love you, I can kneel in the direction of your city on the balcony.

In order to buy you birthday gifts and snacks, at the end of the month when I only had 150 yuan, I spent 1 10 yuan to buy you gifts and snacks.

In order to get your QQ level in the sun early, I went to bed at 2 o'clock the night before and got up at 6 o'clock the next morning.

In order to make you sleep more comfortably, I learned to wash the quilt clumsily because I seldom wash the quilt.

For you to call me in the middle of the night, I got into the habit of never turning off my cell phone. I often wake up in the middle of the night and shout your name with my mobile phone to scare my roommate.

In order to go shopping with you, I dragged my injured leg from playing football a few days ago and persisted for four or five hours without saying a word.

In order not to wake my roommate, sometimes on a cold winter night, I get your call when I am asleep and run to the balcony, shivering with you and chatting with you until you are sleepy, for two hours or even longer.

In order to save our feelings, I apologize to you every time I get into trouble.

"Looking at the happiness of the person you like, how many people can do it?" ?

To love someone is to ask you for flowers on Valentine's Day. You solemnly said: it is too expensive to buy flowers on holidays, and merchants take the opportunity to raise prices. When she came home disheartened, she saw a handful of red roses smiling at her;

Love a person, that is, when she is angry, you surround her left three times and right three times: don't be angry, you see, I am in a hurry;

Loving someone means that when she has no appetite and doesn't want to eat, you scold her loudly and put her favorite dishes in her bowl;

Loving someone is when she wants to go home in the middle of the snowy night, you wait for her at her work place until she is cold all over, but forget that the car can always take her home;

To love someone is to insist on taking medicine when she is in poor health, but always accidentally throw it aside. When you see it, say to her sternly: Don't call me if you are in pain in the future, and I won't care about you. When she is in pain, you look at her with more painful eyes than her;

Love a person, that is, when you eat, you don't care about sending it to her mouth, and she doesn't care about taking a bite;

Loving someone means that every dress bought for her fits her figure, which can make her proudly say: my boyfriend bought it for me;

To love someone is to buy something you don't like, accept it gladly, then put it aside and use it once or twice occasionally;

Loving someone means that the sweater she knitted for you is small, and she wants to give it to others, but you won't let me wear it after I lose weight;

To love someone is to hold her around a few times when you are happy and stay with her when you are frustrated. I believe that her slender shoulders can bear your heavy heart;

To love someone is to go home and lose your temper with her when something goes wrong outside;

To love someone is to give her a normal phone call every day when she is on a business trip;

To love someone is to believe and respect everything about her;

Loving someone means that no matter what interesting, beautiful and delicious things you (she) meet outside, you will think in your heart: if only she (you) were here;

Loving someone means that no matter where you take her, you proudly introduce: this is my girlfriend;

To love someone is to treat her with love all the time, without deliberately doing many things for her, but everything is full of deep love;

Loving someone means that two people depend on each other, get used to each other, get used to each other's existence in life, get used to each other's advantages and disadvantages, and get used to his breath in the air;

Loving a person is actually very ordinary, and loving ordinary is true.

To love someone is to pour hot water into his quilt on a cold night.

If you love someone, you have the right to say, "don't wear that dress, it looks terrible." Put this on, it's new to you. "

Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say after dialing the phone, and then you realize that you just want to hear the familiar voice. What I really want to dial is just a string in my heart.

To love someone is to hide her letter in her purse, take it out and read it several times a day, cry several times and daydream several times.

To love someone is to wait for him to surf the Internet on Christmas Eve, even if it is dark and even if it is cold at night, to love someone is to think of a thousand bad possibilities when he comes back late. I imagined that he was experiencing all kinds of disasters and vowed to punish him when he came back, but once I met him, I forgot everything.

To love a person is to love his title, status, education, experience, good deeds and evil deeds, and to see the real him. Just a child-a good boy or a bad boy-so it hurt him.

To love someone is to listen to the stories of his childhood, how many times he lived, how naughty and annoying he was, how good he was at playing marbles or throwing water away, and to love someone is to remember many past events for him.

If you love someone, you can't help but hope that you are more beautiful, that you will be remembered, and that you will never forget your appearance when you are in full bloom. Even in the winter of a busy tree, there is a colleague who is as heavy as a history book and bears witness to your elegance.

Loving someone is always asking or answering some stupid questions, such as "If I am old, will you still love me?" "love!" "I lost all my teeth?" "I kiss your gums."

Loving a person is often a series of strange contradictions. You will treat him as a father, but pity him as a son, respect him as a brother and spoil him as a brother. You want to learn from him, but you want to educate him to take him as an apprentice, kiss him as a friend, and then get angry with him. You want to be his queen, but you want to be his maid.

To love someone is to let that person's name be the last music in your mouth when you die.

Loving someone will inevitably give birth to the same desire for possession. I want to know his career, his dream, a dining table, a pair of chopsticks, a cup of tea, a dress, and the same bed and pillow, * * * to a fate, * * * to a grave.

To love someone is to be satisfied with "living" with him. The world of HarmonyOS system is desolate. We can't imagine expanding ourselves into a space of six into six out of eight into eight. We just want to fill the life time of two people with mutual love. She said: I need such a man.

A little shy, but I once said I love you loudly in the street.

Come to the temple with me and ask for a sign. Hold my hand gently and kneel down together.

The hug is long and tight-every time I get up, I almost have to push him away slowly. I go to bed later and wake up earlier than I do.

Wake up hazy and call my name-remember my date, shoe size, password, fear.

I'm afraid of bugs. He doesn't laugh at me when he screams.

In the morning after the rain, I went to the garden, and the earthworm crawling on the road with twigs returned to the grass-he helped me.

Laugh like a bad guy.-no.

When I was sick, I asked for leave to take me to the doctor and bought ice cream as a reward on my way back.

Never drink while driving. Let me fasten my seat belt.

Help me do housework every day. Talk while doing.

Always help others, not why.

Promise me: never. Never.

Whistle and fix the toilet.

You can give him the yellow color of boiled eggs.

Take a walk on a rainy day, walk behind my back through the stagnant water and say, you can be fatter.

Quarrel will not go away, and if you are wrong, you will admit your mistake.

When I was shopping, I took a fancy to the same style and three colors of skirts. He said, try them all on.

When trying on shoes, he folded my cartoon socks and put them in his coat pocket.

Often say, I'm here.

Let me know when it's over. It's an understatement.

His nails are neat and clean, and he likes me to cut them for him.

He likes everything I do and asks to do it tomorrow.

The children all like him and often play with a handful of mud downstairs.

Gently unscrew the soda bottle that I can't unscrew.

Book me a plane ticket when you are busy and let me take my parents out to play.

Tell me.-Call me in 24 hours.

Tell me-don't save money.

Go to donate blood, come back and show me a "welfare biscuit" with a smile.

I secretly bought two people's raincoats and put them in the car.

I like barefoot. He spread a small cashmere blanket under the passenger seat.

Draw a tiger's head as a signature when leaving a message.

Stuttering and arguing when lying sounds like an explanation.

Teach me roller skating and help me run almost 1000 km.

His secretary said to help him sew on the fallen button. He said thank you, no need.

The flowers sent to me are potted flowers. Help me water them.

Play chess with me and allow me to regret it.

He actually told his parents about me a long time ago?

Like sports, take me to the hostess club.

The jeans I wore ten years ago still fit me well.

During the quarrel, I asked him to return the Winnie the Pooh I gave him, but he refused to return it.

I don't know the direction. He has a compass in his body and says-stay with me.

Eat my leftovers.

When I have insomnia, he will chat with me.

Support your weight with elbows and knees?

He took a magazine while I was taking a shower and recently sat on the toilet and read it.

Higher than me, let him take what I can't.

Discuss important things with me, such as next year's investment plan, whether to bring a barbecue grill for the weekend picnic, and whether to eat Chinese cabbage or Chinese cabbage for dinner.

Stand outside the bathroom in the shop and wait for me.

I have a cold, but he still drinks the water in my cup.

Call and shout: the tropical fish in my office gave birth to small fish!

Like adults and adults, like children and children, like dogs and dogs.

The money won't be so much that other women can spend it for him.

Like me, I never hesitate and never compare with other women.

You have to buy something that suits your heart-never ask the price when you buy it, and then use it for a long time.

Pick me up at the train station, arrive ten minutes early and bring a box of blueberry yogurt. .

Everything I bought for him is his favorite, and I won't give it to others.

He smells good, but he doesn't know it.

When I go home from shopping, I watch TV games with one eye and try on new clothes with the other.

Women have poise and distance.

You can really find him at any time.

Being with him is not afraid of death-not afraid of living, and living to a very old age.