217 jokes Daquan laughs at your stomach _ Funny humorous jokes collection

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the sentence that breaks your stomach

1. I love everyone who hears me say good night. Good night

2. After parting every night, I went home and lay in bed, and received your phone call to say good night. At that moment, my heart was particularly solid.

3. Good morning, good afternoon and good night, in exchange for saying, You are so annoying

4. Good morning and good night, how can I feel at ease without you, my baby ~

5. Baby, please don't give up the girl who says good night to you every night. Baby, please don't abandon the teenager who wakes you up every morning.

6. The dog and the pig play together. Dog:? How much is one plus one? Piglet:? Two! ? Dog:? Wow! How clever you are! ? Piglet:? Of course, you think I'm a pig's head! ?

7. In the festival party, fireflies are lighting effects engineers, flying in the air together. One of them doesn't shine, and the other one asks him curiously:? Brother! Why don't you shine? The non-luminous firefly said: Hey! Don't mention it, the electricity price has been raised again, and it was owed last month! ?

8. "The temperature at the poles is getting higher and higher. Penguin and polar bear have left their own territory. Finally, they meet at the equator. Penguin said, Brother Xiong, although the greenhouse effect has saved us from the cold, this environment has made my family almost extinct. The polar bear said, "Sister Penguin, don't be sad. Although we will disappear first, human beings will pay for what they have done."

9. The kitten was fishing by the river, and was accidentally caught by a shallow crab. When the crab saw something bad, it ran away. The kitten continued to fish, and later caught a shrimp. The kitten saw it and said, Smiles send us light, you are so thin in the blink of an eye, and the weight loss effect is good. ?

1. A rooster fell in love with a hen, so he decided to invite the hen to dinner. The hen readily agreed and dressed up and was invited to attend. After dinner, the waiter asked the rooster to pay, and the rooster said, It pays the bill today. ? The hen froze and said, Didn't you invite me to dinner? The rooster said, Haven't you heard that the miser is penniless? I am the miser. ?

11. The dog and kitten went to court to sue for divorce shortly after their wedding. The elephant judge asked them why they wanted it, and the dog said: The kitten doesn't come home every night. I suspect it is cheating! ? The kitten is full of grievances and says: I'm just chasing mice. ? Dog:? Look, it admits it! ?

12. A snake in the jungle likes to swallow the sparrow's nest in one gulp when it goes around the trunk to eat it. Other snakes feel very strange and ask why it wants to eat Nestle. Only this snake gives the other snakes a white look: Didn't you listen to humans? Then I closed my eyes as if it were memorable, slowly breathed out a sigh and sighed:? Nestle coffee, delicious! ?

13. There is a young mosquito in the air. The spider sees it and says: Handsome boy, come to my house and have a rest. ? Mosquito said:? Do you have anything interesting there? The spider said:? Yes, I have opened an Internet cafe. Please come online! ? After hearing this, the mosquito plunged into the past.

14. Don't play with rabbits, be careful to get pink eye, don't play with spiders, stay idle on the Internet all day, don't play with pandas, wear sunglasses and God knows whether he is a good person or not, and don't play with Cang rope and chirp silently all day.

15. Animal testimony: zebra: I have eaten grass all my life, but I didn't expect to take pictures on the roads in the city. Earthworm: I have been working underground for a long time, and there are more and more ways. Moth: I believe that my direction is bright. Python: I am too old to learn the right way. Owl: When catching rats in the dark and windy night!

16. A chicken laughed at the ugly duck, and the duck said unhappily. I'm not as knowledgeable as a slutty chicken. ? The chicken said dismissively: You are no better, you are just a duck who eats soft rice! ?

17. A group of animals get together than being born. Gecko:? I lost weight among crocodiles. ? Toad:? I am allergic among frogs. ? Octopus:? I am innocent among squid. ?

18. When the mosquito reaches the age of marriage, his mother tells him:? Find someone like a spider, or at least engage in the internet! ? Dad said:? Find someone like a bat, at least a pilot! ? Then the fly flew over and said, Solving the problem of food and clothing is the key. Look at the one who is reading the text message, which can make you feast your eyes all your life! ?

19. A woodpecker was catching insects at a big tree when a fox came up and said: Miss beautiful woodpecker, can I have a KISS? The woodpecker said, Honey, can you eat as a meal?

2. Animals hold a low-carbon environmental protection conference. Kangaroo says: Every time I go shopping, I bring my own environmental protection bag, and I never use plastic bags that pollute the environment? ; The spider said:? Nowadays, I seldom surf the Internet in the low-carbon era, so I concentrate on cross stitch! ? ; Mosquitoes randomly pressed the silent firefly next to them, and the firefly was angry. What are you doing? I'm looking for the power switch, save electricity! ? 217 joke recommendation

1. The donkey and the pony are husband and wife, who have lived together all their lives. Before dying, the pony asked the donkey: Do you love me or not? Why have you never kissed me? The donkey's heart ached like a knife, and he looked helpless and said, Alas! I love you, but there is a family rule in my family. The donkey's lips are not right? ! ?

2. At the class reunion, the cat took the panda. Let's introduce it to you. This is my baby. ? Everyone screamed:? You married a bear. ? I saw the snake didn't get any children, and the cat asked, Why don't you take care of the children? Snake:? There are too many children in my family to know that. ? Everyone was puzzled, and the snake said shyly, I married a mouse. ? A nest of snakes and rats? The crowd shouted wildly.

3. The nightingale sings very well. Xiao Lv admired her and went to the teacher. The nightingale refused without thinking. Xiao Lv asked the nightingale angrily. What did the nightingale think? You really have no talent for singing, as the idiom dictionary says, the donkey barks and doesn't change (after repeated instruction)! ?

4. On Christmas Day, Santa Claus is welcomed in the forest. Santa Claus, with a long white beard, promised the animals in the forest a wish. The animals in the forest shouted:? We're going back ten million years! ? Santa Claus asked inexplicably:? Why? The animals in the forest all pointed to the monkeys in the tree and said, Because we want to drive apes out of the earth! ?

5. A goose and a hen are selling eggs at the market. The hen shouts: Double yellow eggs, come and buy them. Goose's mouth is stupid, and it takes a long time to shout: big. After shouting, I found that everyone bought hen's eggs. The goose was puzzled and asked why. The egg buyer said, You see, even if people don't sell double yellow eggs, they are at least in the original ecology, all right? Huh? Yes.

6. The wild goose proposed to the fish in the water, and the fish said angrily. Go away! ? The wild goose flew away sadly, and the fish said sadly: There is a kind of love in the world called eternal isolation. It is better to have a long pain than a short one! ?

7. The bee is in love with the mouse, but the mother of the bee refuses to say: A woman is afraid of marrying the wrong man, and she is short-sighted, so it will be hard for you to marry him. Mouse's mother also disagreed and said, Son, all the nurses are dressed like angels in white. You see, it's out of place for her to wear a tiger skin dress.

8. A police dog met an ordinary dog on the road and asked: Which way are you? I haven't seen you at the station. ? The ordinary dog replied: You are all positive people. We all went behind enemy lines and became undercover. That's why you are sure.

9. In order to keep cool in summer, dogs and kittens hang a rectangular box on the wall and close the doors and windows. After a long time, the puppy said to the kitten. Why is it still so hot? Kitten:? Strange, how can the box hung by human beings make the temperature drop?

1. It's very cold in winter. The dog is afraid that the rooster will catch cold, so he moved an electric heater to keep the rooster warm. The rooster said: Thank you, it won't do. Its light is like sunlight. When I wake up in the middle of the night, I will mistakenly think that it's dawn and it's time to crow. ? Talk about breaking your stomach

1.-Ali, I'm used to staying up late just to hear you say good night to my baby.-Peach, I'm used to staying up late just to leave you a message to prove that I care about you. Go to sleep, my love. Good night, go to sleep, my baby. It's very late. I will feel distressed if you don't rest.

2. There is no sensational oath, no sweet language, just one sentence.

3. I will mark all the good places mentioned by me on the map, and wait for me to take me wandering one day. Good night

4. [The first thing you say good night every night is that you haven't got off after five minutes. It turns out that you have an agreement to hug the Trojan horse good night before going to bed.

5. [I saw you saying good night to me just now in the bar]

6. I really want to say good night to you every day. But there's no reason for you to keep me going.

7. Good night is a matter for two people.

8. llh: If someone chases me for three years and says good night to me on this day, will I marry him?

9. Those who don't give me good night can pack up and leave. You don't need to go!

　1. ? Good morning, Ann. Ann? Into my heart? Good night, Ann. Ann? Come into my dream

11. When I was about to say hello to my youth, she said good night to me.

12. I say good morning, good afternoon and good night to you every day, but you just say oh.

13. Although I want to say good night to you, you won't let me say it, because it means that I love you, not to mention that I haven't loved you yet.

14. I'm worried every day, afraid that you don't love me, afraid that your signature won't change because of me, afraid that you won't say good morning and good night to me anymore, afraid that you're sorry and don't love me. I'm lying in bed with my eyelids on my mobile phone and waiting for your good night on QQ. Good night? You won't even tell me?

16. I don't always have to wait for your permission to say good night before I want to sleep.

17. You don't know that I fall asleep with my mobile phone in my hand every night, just to wait for your good night

18. People who say good night all over the world must be full of someone you love deeply, but they are afraid to write.

19. Dear ~ ~ Good night. Let's continue to be crazy together tomorrow.

2. A person said good night to me for a long time, but finally left. > > > More exciting next page? Joke classic language record?