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Disgusting love words before couples go to bed, the sweetest and most reassuring words (64 sentences)

1, can you smile? I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

My name was Wang before you, but I am very happy after seeing you.

I want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, if I don't promise. Your wife is angry and wants to hit your son.

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I will love you forever against my nature and instinct.

6. Do you know what you regret most so far? It's just too late to meet you.

7. I want you to lie on my body again, dry your tears, bite my hand, kiss your face and think about it.

No matter how beautiful you see, I only love you. Trust me.

9. If I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me.

10, one of the most beautiful English letters is U.

1 1, you take the initiative, we not only have stories but also children!

12, I miss you every day and can't wait to see you.

13, do you know my last name? I have been very happy since I met you.

14. If you miss me, call me, whether I'm sleeping, in a bad mood, eating or interrupting. If you need me, I will be there.

15, you know? I am also an astronomer. They found the stars and I found you.

16, I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you 10,000 times as warmly as I did on the equator.

17. Maybe it is wrong to love you, but I don't regret falling in love with you. I hope I can meet you again in my next life! Since I love you, I don't regret it. I am willing to stay with you forever and love you with my life!

18, everything is temporary and everything will disappear; And the dead make people feel cute.

19, you are like a game. My world!

20. On the night when I love you, come away with me.

2 1, I don't want a videophone, and I'm too lazy to type. I want to see you. I want you to hug me, smell you, kiss you and tell you that I miss you so much.

22. If life deceives you, don't be sad or angry! Keep calm when you are upset. Please believe that happy days will come. Our hearts yearn for the future; It's very sad now: everything is temporary and everything will disappear; And the dead make people feel cute.

23. Happy moments are half with you and half in dreams; The painful moment is half separation and half thinking of you silently.

24. Your face is a little strange. It looks good.

25, this is the sweetest month, I didn't eat sugar, I just met you.

26. If my love for you brings you sorrow, let it come to an end for the time being, but I will always wait here!

27. How can you hide your love? Even when I hear my name, my heart trembles, let alone just look at my eyes.

I can't give you the whole world, but my whole world can give you.

29. Some people always complain that they can't find good people. It doesn't matter once or twice. Too much is a problem. First, you should review whether you have any problems. If not, you should check your own eyes. Why do you meet bad people every time?

30, others love you just want to sleep with you, and I am different from them, kitchen, sofa, can be.

3 1, to tell you quietly, since I met you, I have been very calm about anyone and everything.

32. Do you have fifty cents? Yes Great. Me too. We can be together.

We cannot be friends. Because I want you to be my wife.

34. I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite, today is, tomorrow is, until I die, there is only her in my heart! Really love you!

I don't like drinking water. I like to care about you.

I travel around the world every day, because you are my world by your side.

37. I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you.

38. If I can have 999 lucky times in my life, I am willing to give up 997 times and stay only twice. One is to meet you, and the other is to accompany you for life.

39. There is nothing wrong with the moon and the stars, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.

40, see what the world, just to meet you.

4 1, you should be good at holding dolls, right? Will grab my heart at once.

I just want to pick more roses and give you more kisses.

43. Others say that marriage is the grave of love, but I don't believe it. I want to try it with you.

44. I suspect that you were like a textbook when you were a student. Otherwise, how can you get more and more sleepy?

45. I am nine and you are three. Besides you, you are still you.

46. There is always a choice, but I will always choose you.

47. You are like the dew I secretly kissed when I was young.

48. You don't have to do anything. I love you even though you are separated by mountains and seas.

49. High cold abstinence is reserved for outsiders. In front of you, they are clingy and refined.

50. You are fine, I am fine, and we are all fine.

I like you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am with you.

52. I use the lightest voice in the world to call your name, write your name, draw your name, and the dream is full of your name.

As long as you don't cry, I promise you anything. As long as you laugh, my life is yours.

Since you have messed up my heart, when will you mess up my bed?

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56. I want to give you all the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.

57. My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, and like the sunset, the western hills are brilliant. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you!

58. I understand your slow fever. I have no patience, but I am willing to take my time with you.

59. Are you a long-distance runner? Otherwise, how could I run around in my head all day!

You are not from Shenzhen, you are my sweetheart.

6 1, I'm here for you, I don't care how many mountains and seas I cross.

62. If you want to know whether a person loves you or not, it depends on whether he is energetic and unhappy when he is with you. If he is, he loves; If he is not, he doesn't love.

You are like my pet, and no one can touch you.

64. I love you as much as I can. The world is boring, but because of you.