Valentine's Day SMS encyclopedia is very short.

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Valentine's Day SMS Daquan

1. Miss your wine and your wife? Fried rice with eggs!

2.； I say that to every girl! Happy Valentine's Day!

Intestines, you are the stomach in my heart and you are the red rose in my heart.

4. Lovers are too tired; Little sister is very expensive; It is better to have an old classmate party; Open a pair. It's a couple!

5.； Have characteristics; I like it very much-impossible! Such a big booger; You have one, too

6. You, I won't hit you, I won't scold you, I will carve you to death with my favorite fruit knife!

7. thick-skinned. This is the nth Valentine's Day in China. Give me some face.

8. Salesman, falling in love is called sales, and recruiting relatives to choose husbands is called collusion. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

9. I miss you so much that I will find an artist to paint you, stick you in a teacup, drink water every day and kiss you.

10. You broke up; Sesame oil; Wandering around all day; When I see a girl, I want to get stuck; If you are not careful, you will become a blind stream!

1 1. If I don't agree to be my bride; According to my international practice-I can go at once!

12. It should be fair, natural and married. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

13. I say this to every girl. Happy Valentine's Day!

14. Sha, you are whitening toothpaste, I am a brush, you are Hami, I am a melon, and you don't love me.

15. The price for girls is even lower. Don't burn the ribs, don't throw them away. Love yourself and be happy!

16. If I don't agree to be my bride, according to my international practice-I can leave at once!

17. Lovers are too tired, and my little sister is very expensive. It is better to have an old classmate party. Open a pair is a pair!

18. The city has been widened; For you, I will drain the yellow sand-you are Turpan in my heart.

19. There is no desert in the world. Every time I think of you, the creator drops a grain of sand, and then I have the Congo basin!

20. You look beautiful. The mouse's eyes, the pig's bow mouth, and the saliva when talking are like the water in the bathroom. Happy Valentine's Day!

2 1. Yuanmou, I come from Zhou Xin, Nanjing, and fight for me to stop your furry feet! Damn it! Strive for everyone to stand up and not leave!

22. A person can't cook. Come back, the table is wonderful because of you. Don't let our stomachs be as empty as the ocean!

23. hurry up. Take a diamond ring from me. Now the price is extremely low, as long as 880 yuan RMB.

24. Men and women are not very good, love is precious, and the free price is higher. If you die for a single man or woman, you can throw them both. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

25. Beauty; Mouse eyes; Pig arched mouth; Spit when talking; Like a bathroom flood! Happy Valentine's Day!

26. You are the reincarnation of Pig Bajie. You brought nothing but meat, and no one buried you when you died. Happy Valentine's Day!

27. It's Tanabata! With me, I think every day is Labor Day! When we are together, every day is a shopping festival.

28. Like holding a dog; Touching your head is like touching a monkey; Holding your waist is like holding a cat.

29. You drag; You drag; You are the reincarnation of Pig Bajie; In addition to a suit of meat; I didn't bring anything else; I'm dead, and no one is buried! Happy Valentine's Day!

30. Outside the castle peak, my brother is as strong as an ox. When the east wind blows away, my brother wakes up. Only Tyrannosaurus Rex should be a beautiful sister. Honey, have fun!

3 1 indoor space. Disappeared, my thoughts appeared at different times. No matter how the dust changes, you will always move me.

32. Hunger is baking bread, you are the watermelon knife in my heart, you are my heart, you are the liver in my heart, and you are three quarters of my heart!

33. Like holding a dog; Touch your head; Like touching a monkey; Hold your waist; Just like keeping a cat!

34. A smiling flower will make you a beautiful wedding dress. I hope you can come to my side and be my beautiful bride.

35. Like holding a dog; Touching your head is like touching a monkey; Holding your waist is like holding a cat!

36. Beauty, mouse's eyes, pig's mouth, spit when talking, just like the water in the bathroom. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

37.！ Mud is the stink of the bird's nest! Honey in the nest will destroy the mud! The nest should aim at the dirt road, and the nest is low in mud! (Please read aloud)

38. My personal feeling is faint, and it is affected by rain. You are not a worm outside my stomach. You know everything I have read, and everything is never honest! Cherish, worry about Tanabata!