Humorous and slightly ambiguous love words

Humorous and slightly ambiguous love words

Humorous and slightly ambiguous love words, sweet love makes both people move, and just the right love words can make feelings warm up quickly. Some interesting and moving love words are each other's little interests. Let's share humorous and slightly ambiguous love words below. Humorous and slightly ambiguous love words 1

1. If you receive this message, you just like me; if you delete it, you secretly love me; if you reply to the message, you just want to marry me; if you don't, you promise to marry me; if you modify it, it will be mine; if you save it, it will be mine for the rest of your life!

2. Kiss you, you are chocolate; Kiss you, cream mixed with honey; Kiss you, you are coke and sprite; Kissing you is nothing, just because I love you.

3. You want me to count the stars with you to give you a romantic mood. What if there are no stars? I am so tortured by you that I see stars!

4. Before I met you, my heart was like a small river, trickling smoothly; After meeting you, it is like the sea of Wang Yang, full of light and surging waves!

5. Is it accidental to really meet? Do you know the dignity and preciousness of friendship only after breaking up? It's really hard to love and be loved! When we meet, it's difficult to say goodbye, but it's hard to forget when we love each other, and it's too late to regret when we look back!

6. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.

7. The day I met you is the starting point of our happiness in life, but falling in love with you is my happiness in life!

8. Honey, your legs must be very sore, right? Because you've been running in my head all day!

9. If you shed tears, it is always my face that is wet; If you are sad, it is always my heart that cries!

1. Before eating peanuts, a monkey should put it in his ass before taking it out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core couldn't be pulled out. The monkey was scared. Now it must be measured before eating.

11. The sea is not dry and the stones are not rotten. My love, as long as you are happy, I will change everything with them.

12. If you are a lovely red apple, I would like to be a lazy bug and chew you!

13. You won't know what luck is until you meet me. Embrace you, understand what is fiery warmth. I didn't know what is the sweetest thing in the world until I kissed you. With you, there is no hate in this life!

14. Sometimes I wish I were the sacred flame on the summit of Mount Everest, igniting your frozen heart for thousands of years; Sometimes I wish I were a flame in the forest, covering your body deep in the soil; What do you say?

15. There is a touch that can make people burst into tears, an excitement that can make people scream, and a touch that can make people tender. Just for you and me!

16. It's good to have someone who misses me, like being hugged by the moonlight! You quietly live in my castle of the soul! We have each other to rely on!

17. It turns out that being able to endure hardships for the people you love is actually a kind of happiness, but only a few people in the world can enjoy this happiness.

18. You are a positive number. I'm a negative number, we're both rational numbers, and that's a natural couple.

19. Without you, the color is single. Without you, the food is tasteless. Without you, I am hollow!

2. Happiness is short-lived. It will fly away with wings. I hope you will remember that I, a stupid woman, once loved you!

21. Honey, your legs must be very sore! Because you've been running in my head all day!

22. Why are you so vulgar and always take selfies? My hands are sore after watching it several times.

23. If you were wheat in the field, I would like to be cabbage in the field next to you. The heavy snow is like a quilt, and I will sleep next to you.

24. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is a sunny day. No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, the day I can be with you is a beautiful day.

25. I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; I miss you when I am happy, just like I miss the shade in the hot sun.

26. The craziest thing in my life is falling in love with you, and my best hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life!

27. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I've been proud for more than ten years, and I'm afraid when I see you. Humorous and slightly ambiguous love words 2

1. I think you must be very busy, so just read the first three words.

2. Time is short and the horizon is far away. In the future, one mountain and one water, overnight, just want to be quiet with you. Go and finish.

3. Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you!

4. From the day I met you, everything I did was to get close to you.

5. I feel more and more that you are the spirit in my life, flipping and jumping in my empty time and space. Some people say that the most beautiful things in the world are spring and love; In my eyes, the place with you is the most beautiful.

6. The two warmest words in the world are goodnight from your mouth.

7. We are predestined friends in this life. May * * create a beautiful marriage!

8. If you dare to gamble with the happiness of your whole life, I won't let you lose even if you fight for your life.

9. Although it is predestined relationship, I hope that in the days to come, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and through the efforts in this life, I can make up for the affection in the afterlife.

1. I am jealous today when I think that I liked you yesterday.

11. Alas, Cao, are you pretending with me? I'll get my brother to fuck you. Who is your brother? My brother's name is Shunliu.

12. I can't say that you are good, but I just want to see you take a bath.

13. I have seen the bright stars in the Milky Way, but I deeply love your little star.

14. As God is my witness, my shadow follows you everywhere, and my eyes are watching you all the time ... damn it, I mean-except when you take a shower!

15. I used to be immune to all diseases, but now I have no resistance to you.

16. Are your feet cold? Are your hands cold? Come here! Put your hands and feet in my arms and step on your chest muscles (stomach).

17, with Lao zi, I let you sleep out loud.

18. Love is simple, but you are me. A quarrel for a while, a good life, and help each other to the old age.

19. Don't be too good. You can refuse what you don't want to do, and you don't have to force what you can't do. If you don't like it, pretend not to hear it. Your life is not to please others, but to be kind to yourself.

2. I want to settle down for you, and I want to live a plain happiness with you.

21. Life is like a multiple-choice question. It is often the numerous options that disturb you, not the title itself.

22. I want to love you for 1, years and accompany you forever!

23. The best happiness is the care you give, and the most beautiful time is your company.

24. Men don't cry lightly. Every time I make you cry for me, I feel so distressed. Your tears are dripping on my heart. I really, really broke your heart, otherwise you wouldn't be so sad.

25. I wrapped your lipstick, but remember to give me a little back every day.

26. You are special, you know? You are a pig sent to me by heaven, the stupidest pig in the world and my favorite pig.

October may not be good for you, but I will be good for you. Humorous and slightly ambiguous love words 3

Love words for confession

You are the cutest little star in the world, and I love the whole universe just to meet you.

since you have nothing to do, spend the winter with me!

I think you love me very much when you coax me.

chat like friends, but pay more attention than friends.

Love at first sight is not liking you at first sight, but never forgetting you after one look.

There are many kinds of favorites, and I want to give them to you.

you are the cutest. I didn't have time to think when I said it, but after thinking, I still said it.

Looking for clues has your clues, omitting the colorful fireworks without you. Time is my abbreviation, and my heartbeat expands to infinity in sincerity. Dear, I love you.

When I was the most frustrated in my life and fell to the bottom, it was my greatest happiness to meet you with your company and support. Dear, I want to give myself to you. Will you accept it?

every careless word you say is all in my heart, and it has blossomed all over the mountains.

Warm words in the morning

Dear: It's time to get up, don't sleep, you're going to be a pig, hahahaha! I miss you. Do you miss me?

lean on your delusion, lean on your prosperity, lean on your maturity, lean on your thinking. Every excitement in life starts with you. Good morning!

good morning, some little things are happening in an orderly way.

the earliest good morning, I just want to give it to you.

I like your smile and looking at you quietly, and my sadness flies away like a cloud.

You may not be the best person in the world, but when I fall in love with you, you are the only one in the world. Good morning!

whether you were last night or this morning, you are always so exciting.

I want to accept a cute child. I heard that you are the most suitable. I will say your good morning greetings from now on. Good morning, my little baby.

It's a fine day today, suitable for slapstick, and more suitable for kissing and hugging.

The first greeting of the day is given to you, which will make you feel in a good mood; The first blessing is for you. Have a good day at work. Good morning!

Warm words at night

You can't be a princess without enough sleep, so my princess, can you sleep now?

I miss you during the time between saying good night and really falling asleep.

Tonight, the bright moon is in the sky, and the moonlight is like practice, shedding infinite tenderness. I want to share the beauty of this moment with you.

Sister Moon is not here today. I'll say good night to you for her.

I heard that putting sugar under the pillow will make you have a sweet dream.

I have to call you thousands of times every day to overcome my yearning for you.

stop torturing my mobile phone and torture me in my dream.

don't close the window when you sleep at night. I want to sneak into your dream at night.

The moon is a coin I tossed, and I dreamed of you on both sides.

I love you baby, let's have a good dream together.