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Brother has a girlfriend, how can he be humorous?

Humorous blessing words are as follows:

1. Congratulations on having a girlfriend who can help you wash clothes, cook and clean. Now I can safely ask you to help me!

2. Seeing you two together, I suddenly feel that being single is not bad. Now I can enjoy my freedom and loneliness!