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Chapter 865 What's the trouble?
Liu Yi was standing on a flying sword, but he didn't fall into the snowy Bellon below.
He is so entangled in his heart now, turning over the mobile phones of those sister papers in the phone book, and I don't know who to look for.
I can't take all my sister papers home. Tell mom, look, these are your daughters-in-law.
He was not swept out by his mother with a broom.
Therefore, Liu Yi was deeply distressed and felt so sad for the first time.
In the phone book, several numbers stopped in Liu Yi's sight, which made him hesitate.
Wang, and Mu Rongchui ... These three seem to be the first choice.
But there are two people's phone numbers, which are also on Liu Yi's shortlist.
Yuan ... and Li Biyue.
The two sisters are busy with their respective jobs.
Yuan should be in the dragon group in Kyoto, and Li Biyue is running around. Now I don't know where I am. It can be said that the dragon saw its head and disappeared.
"Otherwise, this young lady will help you forget it."
Lin Tong fell on Liu Yi's shoulder and volunteered.
"My fox fairy sister."
Liu Yi quickly shook his head. "You are still a spiritual body, and my family can see it. Don't scare the old couple to death."
Spirit, to put it bluntly, is a ghost.
Bring a ghost daughter-in-law home by yourself.
"Mom, this is your daughter-in-law, but she is dead now. Please don't care too much. "
in other words ...
"Mommy, this is your daughter-in-law, a fox. I hope you can accept her. "
I'm sorry ... it seems that everyone said it was suicide.
Liu Yi was so depressed that both roads seemed to be blocked.
"Then let me help the benefactor."
Meng Xi's voice rang. "Meng Qian has an entity."
"Meng Xi, I appreciate your kindness, but neither can you."
At this time, Liu Yi had nothing to hide, and simply said, "You have been far away from the real society for too long, and you have really decoupled from the environment in which we live. The wind of the ancients made my mother see the clue and it was over. "
"The benefactor worries too much, and I can act like a modern person."
The city of dreams said with some grievances.
"Really, will you stop calling yourself a slave?"
"Can I ... um ..."
Meng Qianshun crawled back to Liu Yi's hair from the ground.
"So, I still have to find some reliable girls ..."
Liu Yi turned out the phone book again. He wanted to think, first sent a message to Wang Lele.
"Lele ... come to my house for the New Year this year. My mother said she wanted a daughter-in-law ... "
As a result, for a long time, Wang Le Ledu didn't reply to the text messages.
What is this girl busy with? I don't think so ... then change people first ...
Liu Yi had to send another one to Mu Rongchui.
"Fluttershy, come to my house this year. My mother asked me to take a daughter-in-law back ... "
After waiting for more than half an hour, Mr. Murong Die didn't reply.
Going crazy, she gave it to the king again. As a result, Wang hasn't been back for a long time.
Shit, this girl should be busy in the entertainment circle, and their artists have no concept of Chinese New Year.
He gave it to Yuan again and asked the policewoman for help, but Yuan didn't move.
In the end, he had no choice but to send it to Li Biyue.
My good sister ... you must help my brother. ...
Liu Yi's message has just been sent out. In less than three seconds, she received a reply from Li Biyue.
"Ok, I'll come on time."
Liu Yizhen wants to take a picture of Li Biyue and give him a affectionate kiss.
Sister is very awesome.
Liu Yi's hanging heart fell to the ground. When he set foot on his flying sword, he soon landed at the door of the city of Veron.
Although Liu Yi was secretly a local tyrant, they still lived in their former home.
Although the old couple knew that they had some skills, they didn't know that his skills would be so great.
Both of them think that Liu will keep the money he earned for his wife in the future, so he doesn't want to listen to Liu Yi and buy a big house to live in.
When Liu Yi returned to Belon, it was already New Year's Eve, and the annual flavor in the north was quite strong. Every household has prepared firecrackers, posted couplets and wrapped up jiaozi, just waiting for the Spring Festival Gala to start, eating jiaozi and watching.
Wait until twelve o'clock in the evening, listen to the New Year's bell and set off firecrackers outside.
Liu Yi used to spend the Spring Festival with her grandparents.
Later, grandpa passed away, and Liu Yiyi's family of three celebrated the New Year.
But what makes Liu Yi curious is that the relationship between Yao Ming and his grandfather's family has eased. Why didn't you go to his grandfather's house for the New Year this year? It's not lively together.
When Liu Yi got home, he saw his mother standing at the door posting couplets.
He quickly picked it up and pasted it on his mother.
"You little nuisance, you don't go home once a year, and you have to take a step back even during the New Year."
Wang Yaru, wearing ordinary household clothes, looks like an ordinary young woman. No one can know that such a woman will be the mother of a celebrity.
At this time, the man who shocked the world is carefully posting couplets for his mother.
"Even if you don't come back, your dad won't come back. We originally agreed to return to Guangdong for the New Year, and now we can only spend the rest of our lives at home. "
"Mom, what is my dad busy with?"
Liu Yi don't understand, big New Year's day, his father have nothing to be busy with.
His father is a buyer for a small company. Maybe this company will buy new year's goods during the Spring Festival.
"Your unreliable dad."
Speaking of Liu Bing, Wang Yaru is full of anger. "I asked him to resign, but he just wouldn't do it. He had to continue working in that small company. This is not because he has been promoted now. He has changed the deputy director instead of purchasing. "
"Deputy Director, not bad."
Liu Yi smiled and said, "This has gone up a lot."
"Give a wool."
Wang Yaru pursed her lips. "They can't make money in this broken company for several months, and the employees have almost run. Now there are only three people left in the company, a factory director, a deputy factory director and a dozen older men. "
God ... this factory is so poor.
"But that factory is very old. It used to produce repeaters. I heard that the reputation is not bad, but now whoever uses the repeater has long been eliminated. "
"Yes ... what year is this antique?"
Liu Yi couldn't help shaking his head, so it was unreliable.
"No, today is New Year's Day. Your dad said he had a project to talk about, and then he disappeared. I don't know when I can come back, hey. "
Wang Yaru lamented in various ways. "You said the old people unwillingly, you also unwillingly. What a big man! You didn't even bring back an item. At that time, your father led your mother. I eloped. "
Anxious ... What's going on? ...
"If you say that when you were in high school, your mother wouldn't let you date people. That's not to ask you to study hard, but that you are a college student now, not ... You graduated from college ahead of time, and now you don't all stay in school as teachers. I have found a job, but I haven't found someone yet, so I won't be angry as a mother. "
"Mom ... it's not like nobody wants your son ... what are you angry about?"
Liu Yi is very helpless.
"No, my son is not bad. How can he not have sex?"
Wang Yaru said angrily, "You don't know, Mrs. Chen across the door shows me how good her son is looking for that object every day, why she works in a bank, has a house and a car, and still respects the old and loves the young." You have to earn some money for my mother Xiao Yi, and don't come back to see me unless you find a good partner. "
"Mom ... I promise to finish the task."
Liu Yi is very helpless. "Can't you give me two more days?"
"No, I have agreed with you. On New Year's Day, you will have a blind date with the girl from our colleague's house. Mom tells you that the girl is not bad, and the company is ok. She is a cashier in a big company and earns a lot of money a year ... My mother saw the photo. The most important thing is that a girl with a big ass must have a big fat grandson ... "
Sweating.
Liu Yi almost cried.
"Mom, what did you find me a blind date? I didn't say I would bring my daughter-in-law back to show you. "
"You brought wool back. You came back alone. "
"She saw that her mother-in-law was not allowed to dress up ..."
"Play the ghost. You have never skated since you were a child. "
"Mom, I didn't lie to you. I really have a girlfriend. "
"Come on ... you didn't bring it back, son ... you tell mom the truth ... do you ... like men? If it is, mom will admit it. You can bring it back to your mother to see ... "
"Mom, where do you want to go?"
The mother and son quarreled. At this time, the opposite door opened. Neighbor Chenpo came out with a melon and took a look at Wang Yaru.
"Hey, ya ru, your eldest son is back. Hey, Xiaoyi is really getting higher and higher, but it is higher than our You Yong. How's it going? It's time to talk to someone. Do you have a girlfriend? "
This wife asks too many questions.
"Of course my son has a girlfriend."
Wang Yaru is very sexual. As soon as she listened to her neighbor, she suddenly stood up and said.
"I have a date, why not take it back and have a look? Why don't you bring your girlfriend home for the New Year? "
Liu Yixin said, your ya tube is a bit too wide.
"This, this ..."
Wang Yaru suddenly some guilty.
"She's dressing up. She will come soon. "
Liu Yi answered for his mother and was pinched by her mother.
Wang Yaru heart way, this little bastard, bullshit with his mother also calculate, also bullshit with outsiders, this will be poked, big New Year's day, face all lost.
"Well, ha ha, just my You Yong to pick up his girlfriend. Let's meet then. "
"Ah, that what, you have your bai, we don't bother ..."
Wang Yaru spoke quickly, but Liu Yi smiled.
"Well, I'll see you together."
Wang Yaru almost didn't angry. It's small. What do you want to do?
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