An interesting joke about confession

When 1 and 16 years old, she confessed to him, but he refused and went their separate ways after graduation. They experienced different loves. 26 years old, in the crowd, he proposed to her, and she asked him why you didn't agree. He said, I want to be your destination, not your first love. Now we know what love is. He said, "Come and call uncle, son."

2. I humbly asked the goddess, "If there were only me and a dog in the world, who would you choose?"

The goddess hesitated: "I choose you."

I shamelessly replied, "Well, I like you, too."

The goddess was angered: "Then I choose the dog!" "

I cleared my throat and clearly said three words that were quite fatal to her: "Woof!" " "

When her boss confessed to her for nothing, she said that she would marry me when I became the CEO of the company. After my unremitting efforts, I finally got this position. When she thought I would marry her, I thought she attached too much importance to power, so she chose to give up. As a result, I lost my job. It turned out that her father was the chairman of the company, and he was very angry. ...

In the casino, a lady didn't know which number to bet in front of the roulette machine. She had no choice but to ask a handsome young man next to her. The man suggested, "You should choose it according to your age."

The lady bit her lip for a moment and put 1000 yuan on "24". The ball on the table began to roll and finally stopped at "32". The lady fainted with a scream when she saw it.